SMS For Fun

Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)


Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)


Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)


Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)


Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.

Funny SMS

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.


Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)


Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)