Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Funny SMS Shayari

Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)


A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)


Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)


Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)


Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)
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