Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog

Here�s Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog. This collection of Funny Pick Up Lines was also p
rint on T Shirts.

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Here are examples of pick-up lines from men all over the Philippines:

Boy: �Alam mo ok ka sana eh, maganda ka, matalino, pero may kulang sa pangalan mo eh.�
Girl: �Ano?�
Boy: �Apelyido ko��

Boy: � Sana naging facebook page na lang ako��
Girl: � You�re so weird! Why naman??�
Boy: �Ang facebook page ang dali mong i-like, but ako hindi??�

Boy: �May kandila ka ba jan?
Girl: �Bakit?�
Boy: �Pakititrik mo naman sa puso kong patay na patay sayo�.(sniff)�

Boy: �Miss pwede ba magtanong?�
Girl: �?�
Boy: �I think I�m lost eh�pag diniretso ko ba tong daan na to diretso �to sa puso mo?�

Boy: �Hoy! Ikaw! Babae! Tae ka ba??�
Girl: �Ouch naman! I�m not ha! Bakit mo naman nasabi yan?�
Boy: ��(yumuko at umiyak)�.Hindi kasi kita kayang paglaruan��

Boy: � Sabi ko na nga ba ako ang camera ng buhay mo eh�
Girl: � I don�t get it, bakit naman?�
Boy: �Kasi�I make you smile��

Boy: � Pustiso ka ba?�
Girl: � Hindi noh! At Bakit??�
Boy: � You know� I can�t smile without you��

Boy: � Kelan ba kita pwedeng tubusin?�
Girl: � Bakit naman?�
Boy: � Ang laki laki na kasi ng interest ko sayo eh!�

�Wag mo na itanong ano gusto ko sa buhay!�baka madulas ako at ikaw pa masabi ko��

Boy: � Hi miss! Ask ko lang ano tagalong ng �I love You?��
Girl: �Mahal kita�
Boy: �Talaga? Mahal din kita�

Boy: �Alam mo miss para kang pulitika�
Girl: �Ha?Bakit naman?�
Boy: �Botong boto kasi sayo parents ko eh.�

Boy: � Gusto ko lang sabihin, ang google mo.�
Girl: �What??�
Boy: � La lang�lahat kasi ng hinahanap ko nasa iyo eh..�
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