1. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
2. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
3. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
4. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
5. Be good and Do good
6. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
7. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
8. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
9. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!
10. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
11. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
12. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.
13. Live and Let Live
14. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
15. sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status. we are working on resolving them.
16. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
17. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
18. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
19. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?
20. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
21. Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line
22. The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.
23. There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.
24. Wanna be the reason for her smile every morning....not the one making her cry every night.
25. Never hate people who r jealous of u ,respect their jealousy,cuz they r the one who think u r better than them.
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