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I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)
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I just love getting dirty.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..
Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind
: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.
He slides into second with a stand up double.
I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.
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