Best Blonde Jokes Ever - Blonde Joke of The Day
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!
Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A wine cellar.
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
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