Thursday, January 19, 2017

Tommy Cooper - His Funniest Jokes - Tommy Cooper Puns

The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Slept like a log last night ........ woke up in the fireplace.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes - Special Tommy Cooper Jokes

Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it.

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.