SMS For Fun

Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)


Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)


Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)


San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"

2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)

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Funny SMS Shayari

Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)


A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)


Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)


Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)


Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)

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Funny SMS

Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,

main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...


Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)

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SMS Shayari

Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,
Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,
phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,
msg aana bhi band ho gya...

Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,
kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,
Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,
Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...

Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,
SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,
Fursat mile to kabul krna ,
SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...

Aap ke saath rahte-rahte aapki aadat ho gye ,
Aap se baat krte-krte apse chahat ho gye ,
Ek pal na milo to becheni C lagti h ,
Dosti nibhate-nibhate mohbbat ho gye...

Jism mera sanse aapki ban chuki h ,
Dil mera or dhadkne aapki ban chuki h ,
ab kaise btaun aap ko ye jo apka pyar h ,
Wo meri zindgi ban chuki h...

Ek pakija mohbbat ke talabgar the ,
aazmakar dekhte bhut wfadar the ,
humne bhi daman me khushiyo ko sametna chaha ,
Shayad isi khwaish k gunehgar the....

Sitare nikalte h ke raat aaye ,
main kya likhu ke apka jwab aaye ,
sitaro c chamak to nhi pr main kya kru ,
Ki aap jaisa kanjoos 1 SMS krke record bnaye...

Ye aarju thi kuch aisa bhi hua hota ,
meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota ,
Hum laut aate tere paas 1 lumhe me,
BUs 1 bar tere labo pe mera naam aaya to hota...

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