Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)Boy : I Love You..Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?Boy : Oh ho..Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,Fir ruthe to jag chute,Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,Or agar fir bhi rothe to..UTHA DUNDAMaar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)San...
Friday, July 30, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Funny SMS Shayari
Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :) A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.Hua Had white twin babies, They named Jo-Hua,So Hua,Next Year they had a black BabyThey namedYe-kya-Hua... :) Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???judge:- Rs.10000...
Funny SMS
Aaj kal ki duniya meSarifSmartSacheyDecentor pyareDost milna bhut muskil h,main ab tk heran hu ki,tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.Driver- Kate jano h?Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de......
Thursday, July 22, 2010
SMS Shayari
Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,msg aana bhi band ho gya...Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,Fursat mile to kabul krna ,SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...Aap...