Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui. Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga. Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ? Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)Santa...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Funny SMS
Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,koi dukho ki panaah se roya,ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,koi bharose ke liye roya,aur koi bharosa kar k roya.Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu? Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De. Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De......