Friday, June 28, 2013

Tau ki tai bhaj gi

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AAK bar TAU taang ke OPERATION ke liye TAI ko lekar Delhi gaya.
wha hospital me lift se tau ne 1 nojwan- suthari- nurse ko dekha.
AUR tai se kaha ja lift me jaakar tu isi nurse jasi nyi sudhari bankar aaja.
taang ke illaj ka intjar kar lunga.
Tai upper lift me chali gyi-
thodi-der me 1 sardar lift se utra aur tau uske piche ho liya- bola Raju ki ma yo ke kryaa
Sardara bola - BHAI sahib tusi mainu kuch kaha
Tau Bola- abhi mai tera bhai sahab ho gaya.
Raju ki ma shakal badlane se ristay nahi badaltey. Tere wahi nan- nakas- Hathi si masat chal-GAJ GAMINI nyu ke mai bhulu su.
Itna sun kar sardar bhag liya- piche piche tau bhi.
Bola feroon ke 7 bachan- aur janam janam ka sath bhi bhul gyi- 1 taang toot rahi hai pher bhi bhaajne
mai bhi nahi jaan duga.
Sardar jangle chadh gya-& 1 colony me ghus gaya. Tau bola Bhaio meri madad karo---
Raju ki maa dhokha karke bhaag gyi--------
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Ghana kanjus bania

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Ek be ek gaam main ek baniya tha....apne app ne ghana ee shyana samjha karda...ek be baniye ka dilli te bulawa aa gaya...usne sochi kee sabte sasta jugaad ke se dilli jaan ka...kai din sochta raha..us ke kuch samajh na aayi...pher ek tau te poochi usne...ke tau...aade te dilli koi cheez bhejni ho to sabte sastsa tareeka ke se...tau bola...re dedh...taine itna bhi nahi bera..sabse sasta tareeka hai...by post bhejne ka...bus jo cheez behji ho uspe stamp ticket la de...aur post box main ghaal de...postmaster uspe stamp laavega aur uspe jo pata likha se ode bhej dega....baniye khush ho gaya sun kar...usne apni pant ke paache dilli ka pata likh diya aur ek stamp ticket laa di...aur ja ke post box main mooh ghaal ke khada ho gaya...post master aaya saanjh ne chiiti katthi karan..usne dekha ke yo ke...ek aadmi post box main mooh deye khada se..uske chho aa gaya..usne kaad kee apni chaam kee keelan aali jooti...aur oodey ee mand gaya us baniye ke picchvade pe jooti maran....kai der ho li....jab baniye ke 100-200 jooti laag lee to baniya bola andar te....Re Post master bus kar...aur kitni stamp laavega?
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tu ek Makoda bi Jaam ke dikha de to....

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Ek bai ek tau aur tai ki ladaai ho rhi thi.....hoya nue ke taau bolya ke ek bai yo choon ka bora aade te thaa ke ude dhar de...eeb tai ki himmat kit thi itna badda bora tha ke dharan ki...to tai naat gi...
eeb tau ke aa gya chho...bolya...meri sassu ki...tere teen Jappe hoye....teenu japya mein manne 25-25 kilo ghee khavaya....eeb uss 75 kilo ghee ka ke fayada hoya....jo tu yo bora bhi tha ke na dhar sakti....
eeb tai ke bi cho aa gya ...boli.....tu 75 ke mai tanne 150 kilo ghee khawaugi...je tu ek Makoda bi Jaam ke dikha de to....
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jat ki khir ar baniya

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ek baniya,ek jat sath raha karte. ek din plan banai ki aaj kheer banawange. Bdhiya dhal kheer banai badam kaju dal ke. wa bangi kuch thodi, to donu ke man main beyimani aaggi. ladayi bee hogi fir ek faisla huya ki kheer kal subhai wo khayaga jisko badhiya sapna dikhega. donu so gaye. baniya der tak sochta raha ke kuch jhoot bolna pdega , bdhiya sa sapna chochloo. subhai baniya ne apna redimade sapna suniya diya ki main to surag main chala gaya etc. fir jat ke sunavan ki bareeeee aayi. jat bolya ki bhai ke batau ratt sapne main hanuman ji aagay aur mujhe thaa ke bolya ki yaa sari kheer khaa, main to usko nhan bhee bhatari kari per bhai meri dhab ne gadda thaa li pher main ke karta. sari kheer khani padi.
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mein mayke chali jauungee

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Tau bobby picture dekhkhan gaya tha ar gana chal rhya tha," MEIN MAYKE CHALI JAUUNGEE.......

DIMPLE: mein mayke chali jauungee ....
TAU : Nyon kuykkar chali jagi...NASSAN NE NAHIN PHODD DYAN GE.
RISHI : MEIN DOOJA BYAH RACHAUUNGA
TAU : Ye baat..JALE NE
DIMPLE: MEIN KUUWE MEIN GIR JAUUNGEE
TAU : ARRE KONYA PDDE KUUWE-KAWE MEIN.....PAAKHAND SEIN
RISHI : MEIN RASSI SE KHINCHWALUNGA
TAU : KYAN TAHIN KHINCHWALEGA........ISSI NE TE MARNNE DE
DIMPLE: MEIN PEDD PER CHADDH JAWOONGEE
TAU : TANGEE RAHAN DE INNE....TARIYE MANNYA
RISHI : MEIN AARREE SE KATWA DUUNGA
TAU : ARRE KYAN TAHIN ARRE CHALAWEGA........TUUN BHEE MERE YAAR DOGGLA-E DIKHKHE SE..,KHAM-KHAN APNI BUA NE SIRR PE CHADHHA RHYA
DIMPLE: MEIN MAYKE NAHIN JAWOONGI.....2
TAU : TAWLLAYE AAGYA HONSS THIKANNE.......INNE KHET MEIN LEJYA AR KASSOLLA DEDE HAATH MEIN.........PEHLYYAEN SIRR PE NAHIN CHADHDHAYA KARTE IN-NE.......PER AA LIYA, IBB IKKE GOLLA-LATHHI DE KE RAKHIYE...UULGGEE MAT-NYAAN CHHODIYE.
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Tau russ gya

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Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................

TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre se

Tau: Nahin khanee mne
Tai : DOODH lyaun
Tau :Tere lathh dhar dyunga
Tai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....n
Laddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khatta
Tau : Battanna jaroori se?
Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke se
Tau : Appni maa ne bujhley ne
Laddka :Maa ree babbu kyun naraz se?
Tai : JEEBH CHATTOREE HO RHI SE, nyun khe se ak JALEBBI khan ga...bta iss ummar mein iske shok.......
Tau :DEKHH JULLAM KI BAAT>>>>BATTA KAD IMMARTEE MANGEE THEE.
Laddka : Pher ke mangya tha.
Tau : Nyuun kahi thi ak kimme meethha khaan ne dil krese........ya chhut-tie boli," IBB JALEBBI KIIT TEN LAYAUN."...BATTA KOE BAAT HUI MERE YAAR.
LADDKA : Chokhha jab mein jalebi-e lya dyun suun
TAU : Apnee maa ne-e khua de....mein te nuhen theek suun........ar inne keh de ak hadde te challi jagee na te jotyan pe lathh maar dyunga............
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