Sunday, May 22, 2016

Desi Jatt Punjabi Munda Status for Whatsapp

Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!


Chehra ‪‎khaas ni! 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda...
Without waheguru... Im nothing

Zindgi che Sucess hon lye positive Attitude Chaida hai....

Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture‬.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status‬, ..Har Wele ‪‎OnLine‬..

Ki Waffa Milni ohna ton.. Jo Kud Bewaffa ne !

Jatt da ‪‎dmag te pind de ‪jwak, je vigad jan ta ‪‎bhot made ‪‎hunde aa..??

Jo tiMe Pas Si tere lye, oh PyAR Ban Gya Mere Lye..

Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.. #Punjabi-Status

hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.. love

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Short Punjabi Love Status - Hum 'Kimat' nal nHi 'Kismat' Nal Milde Haa

Allah kry tuada aj da din chnga guzry. Te Rab tuady te apni ramtan nazil kry.

Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

Hum 'Kimat' nal nHi 'Kismat' Nal Milde Haa....

Aukhe Vale Yaar Da, 4 Dina de Pyar Da Pata Lag hi Janda hai!

Viah Vicho Paneer Da Pakoda Jdo Mukkda . . . . . . . . . . . . Sooh Rabb Di , Bai Odo Dil Tuttda_:P

Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni!.. Munda ‪shikari banda..

Kudi kaindi baby pahle jaguar le leo…  muh dekh apna aai badi jaguar mangne.

RB vargi MAA meri de,Ser te karj bde ne..

Na chhuri rakde ha, or Na pistol rakhde ha, DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu.. J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)

Jaunda Reh Oye Facebook Bnaun Valya... . . Tere Bache V Isdi Lapet Vich Aaan Mere Salya
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Attitude Punjabi Status - Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai

Goliyan Chalauniya taan.. Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya.. Kachehriyaan ch Case Niptaune Aukhe hunde ne..

Log sade to jal rahe han.. Lagda hai apne sikke bhe Is seher wich chal rahe ne..

Mere door Hamesha khula ha Tusi Jado Marji Mil Sakde ho..

Aise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja __Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi _    :/

Zindagi rahi taan tenu yaad karde rahaange .. bhull gye taan samjh layi rabb ne yaad kar lya..

Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai...!!!

Toot jaanda hai gareebi vich oh rishta jo sabto khaas hunda hai, Ban jaande hazaara yaar usde paisa jad paas hunda hai.

Ik mera dil, ik mere nain dono rehan dullde.. Ik tera pind, ik tera naam dono nhi bhullde. #Punjabi-Status

Jad kismet hoye chuddu to ki karega borvite da duddu.

Zindagi main pyaar hona jruri hai.. Paisa to salmaan khan ke pass bhi hai..
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Short Punjabi Attitude Status and Quotes

Je tu 3-4 saambhi firdi aa.. Saanu v THARKK poran laYi tere waRgiyan ROZ mildiyan..

Mera Attitude Dosre de behaivor te Depend karda hai...

Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda..

Mera Style vakhra hai Copy na kro..

Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status.. Har Wele ‪‎OnLine..

Chehra ‪‎khaas‬ ni! 12 v ‪‎paas‬ ni! Munda ‪shikari‬ banda...

Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Han, Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe...

Zindgi che Sucess hon lye positive Attitude Chaida hai....

Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai...!!!

Mera Attitude is 'GoD' gift and koi be Is ne mere to lai Nahi sakda..

Mera Attitude Dosre de behaivor te Depend karda hai...
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Best Akad Punjabi Status for Facebook

Ghodi nukri te muchh dove shonk ne.. Dove jaane sambh puri mangde

Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai

Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai

Raat nu 2 type de lok hi jag de ne, phla pyar karn wala doje jaa kuj life ch karn wala..

Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Han, Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe...

Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu .,, J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)

JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo, SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;

Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

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Old Best School Friends and Days Quotes in One Line

Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore i don't know the answer. Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.

“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,” 

Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.

“Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it.” 

I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to school.

“CONJUGATE THIS:
I cut class, you cut class, he, she, it cuts class. We cut class, they cut class. We all cut class. I cannot say this in Spanish because I did not go to Spanish today. Gracias a dios. Hasta luego.” 

I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, homework, exams, and waking up in the morning.

“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” 

“You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.” 
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Missing School Life Quotes - Never Forget School Friends Quotes

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt..

“I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.”

What Did You Get On The Test? "98, you?" "48" Awkward..

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!” 

Be quiet in the classroom to respect the fact that others are sleeping.

“It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school.” 

School may be hard, annoying, and irritating, but admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.

“Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.”

Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

“I'm the girl nobody knows until she commits suicide. Then suddenly everyone had a class with her.” 

Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
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Amazing School Time Quotes for Old Friends

Sign above the classroom clock during exams: "TIME WILL PASS, WILL YOU..???

“Well my music was different in high school; I was singing about love—you know, things I don't care about anymore.” 

I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

“The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.” 

My handwriting is probably going to look like crap when I go back to school.

“What a school thinks about its library is a measure of what it feels about education.” 

I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.” 

That moment you think you have finish the test and then realise you skipped a page..

“Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.”

That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..
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