Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :) A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.Hua Had white twin babies, They named Jo-Hua,So Hua,Next Year they had a black BabyThey namedYe-kya-Hua... :) Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???judge:- Rs.10000...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Funny SMS
Aaj kal ki duniya meSarifSmartSacheyDecentor pyareDost milna bhut muskil h,main ab tk heran hu ki,tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.Driver- Kate jano h?Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de......