Funny SMS Shayari

Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)


A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)


Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)


Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)


Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)

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Funny SMS

Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,

main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...


Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)

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