Judge : U R Crossing D Limits. Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai? Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala? Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya? Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge? Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar? Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)Judge...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Funny SMS
Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha? Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie. Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya. Kyo?? Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai....