Funny Jokes

Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)


Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.


Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)


Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)

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Funny SMS

Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.


Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)


Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)


Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)

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