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That LIKE A BOSS moment when you get the right answer and the smart kid doesnt..

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What Did You Get On The Test? "98, you?" "48" Awkward..

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Be quiet in the classroom to respect the fact that others are sleeping.

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School may be hard, annoying, and irritating, but admit it, you're going to miss it when it ends.

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Don't worry about those who talk behind your back, they're behind you for a reason.

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Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.

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Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore i don't know the answer. Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.

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Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.

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I have a horrible sleeping disorder where I have to wake up every morning and go to school.

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, homework, exams, and waking up in the morning.

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Then Why Teacher Gives Homework ??

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Sign above the classroom clock during exams: "TIME WILL PASS, WILL YOU..???

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I would love to see the "pretty girls" in my school remove their make up.

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My handwriting is probably going to look like crap when I go back to school.

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I wish there was a pen that can copy and paste.

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That moment you think you have finish the test and then realise you skipped a page..

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That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer out in the class with confidence..

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When the whole class is laughing & you're just sitting there like, "What's so funny?!"

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I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School.

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver.

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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)


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Sit down, class isn't over yet! *bell rings* haha *uck you.

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Did anyone ever notice that 'STUDYING' is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

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If Child Labour Is A Crime.

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Saying you "understand" just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea.

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1st month of school: look nice & dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homeless look.

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No matter how much you think you hate school, you'll always miss it when you leave.

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Life without problems is like school without classes, you are probably not going to learn anything.

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The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.

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At night i can't sleep. In the morning i can't wake up.

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No one can look back schooldays and say that they were unhappy.

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When i say i miss school, i mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.

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No matter how much you think you hate school, you'll always miss it when you leave.

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Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.

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That awkward moment when you're trying to cheat but you see the teacher is looking right at you so you pretend to just look around.

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In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

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That annoying moment at class when everybody seem to understand everything, except you.

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There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and august.

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I'll never forget my high school friends.

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You are the reason i wake up every morning lol just kidding i have a school.

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The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

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Sometimes its better to bunk a class & do fun with friends because today when i look back.. Marks never make me laugh but memories do.




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Hath per ghadi koyi bhi Bani hoye.. per waqt apna hona chahiye da hai

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Raat nu 2 type de lok hi jag de ne, phla pyar karn wala doje jaa kuj life ch karn wala..

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Desi Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..

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Aukhe Vale Yaar Da, 4 Dina de Pyar Da Pata Lag hi Janda hai!

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni!.. Munda ‪shikari banda..

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RB vargi MAA meri de,Ser te karj bde ne..

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Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu.. J tu jada att chuki :p. ;)

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Goliyan Chalauniya taan.. Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya.. Kachehriyaan ch Case Niptaune Aukhe hunde ne..

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Zindagi rahi taan tenu yaad karde rahaange .. bhull gye taan samjh layi rabb ne yaad kar lya..

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Ik mera dil, ik mere nain dono rehan dullde.. Ik tera pind, ik tera naam dono nhi bhullde. #Punjabi-Status

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Zindagi main pyaar hona jruri hai.. Paisa to salmaan khan ke pass bhi hai..

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Je tu 3-4 saambhi firdi aa.. Saanu v THARKK poran laYi tere waRgiyan ROZ mildiyan..

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni!.. 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda..

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Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status.. Har Wele ‪‎OnLine..

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Dunia me SirF 2 Chize hi MasHoor Han, Mera Style OR Mere GF Ki SmiLe...

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Mera attitude meri Zeb Vich hai...!!!

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Mera Attitude Dosre de behaivor te Depend karda hai...

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Mera Style vakhra hai Copy na kro..

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Chehra ‪‎khaas ni! 12 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari banda...

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Zindgi che Sucess hon lye positive Attitude Chaida hai....

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Mera Attitude is 'GoD' gift and koi be Is ne mere to lai Nahi sakda..

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Jatt da ‪‎dmag te pind de ‪jwak, je vigad jan ta ‪‎bhot made ‪‎hunde aa..??

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Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya, Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!!!

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Without waheguru... Im nothing

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Sukh Wele ‪‎Picture.. Dukh Wele ‎Sad Status, ..Har Wele ‪‎OnLine..

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Ki Waffa Milni ohna ton.. Jo Kud Bewaffa ne !



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Hum 'Kimat' nal nHi 'Kismat' Nal Milde Haa....

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Na chhuri rakde ha, or Na pistol rakhde ha, DILWALO da beta hu bas dil wich jigar rakhda hu!

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Log sade to jal rahe han.. Lagda hai apne sikke bhe Is seher wich chal rahe ne..

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Umar che to apa chota ha per Bade-Bade Aashiq sanu salam thokde Ne..

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Kale Rahna Mera Attitude hai..??

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Mere door Hamesha khula ha Tusi Jado Marji Mil Sakde ho..

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Jo tiMe Pas Si tere lye, oh PyAR Ban Gya Mere Lye..

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Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta..

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hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.. love

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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.

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Dunyia ch lagda na jee..jind jive jail di salakhan..

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Chaan Badlaan Ch Kho geya Ae.. NI tym Peg Da V Ho gya Ae.. ;)

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TeRe nAAlo taaN saADa "ANTIVIRUS" cHaNGa.. JeHda sAadi CaRe taaN kARdA :p :)

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JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;

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tERa pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga.. dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve :P ;)

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pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c .. HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ..

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KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe .. JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ..

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Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c.. kamliiee.. Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.. :P

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i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.. ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw.. :D

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ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT.. HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu f***..

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DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di .. rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da #Punjabi-Status

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Jo assar hai akh di maar ander, oh na teer te na talwaar andar

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Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.

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Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de. #Punjabi-Status

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Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.

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ankha di khail yaro, hundi umra di jail..

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Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan.. Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!

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Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA.. MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA..

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DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU.. KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.

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ni tu meri RED BULL ni, tainu dekh dekh ENERGY aoundi


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JeDe kEnDe cC, sI TaInU DIL dE CORNER vIcH LoCk kAr DiTa, AaJ UnA Ne hI sAnU FACEBOOK Te BLOCK KaR DiTa...

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Jado tak mere dil nu, Tera fikar rahuga.. Ohdo tak Mere status ..ch tera zikar rahuga.

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Ja Marriage karwa lai.. jithe tere dil karda Mere ton mintan teriyan honiya ni!

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Rab vargi maa meri de, mere sir te karj bade ne..

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Jado tak mere dil nu.. Tera fikar rahuga.. Ohdo tak Mere status ..ch tera zikar rahuga.

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Ja Marriage karwa lai.. jithe tere dil karda Mere ton mintan teriyan honiya ni!

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Rab vargi maa meri de, mere sir te karj bade ne..

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I didn't believe in love and then I met you.

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I ignore others texts to read yours first.

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Just because you don't tell me, doesn't mean I won't find out.

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Roop ‪‎khaas ni! 10 v ‪‎paas ni! Munda ‪shikari bhaldi..?

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Jatt da ‪‎dmag te pind ale ‪jwak, je vigad jan ta ‪‎bht made ‪‎hunde aa

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Sukh Wele ‪‎Photo, Dukh Wele ‎Status, Har Wele ‪‎OnLine!! :D

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Ki Waffa Milni ohna ton.. Jo Kud Bewaffa ne !

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Jo tiMe Pas Si tere lye.. oh PyAR Ban Gya Mere Lye.. #Punjabi-Status

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Aukhe Vale Yaar Da_4 Dina de Pyar Da_ Pata Lag hi Janda hai!

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Payar V Kardi Aa.. Par Menu ‪#‎Dasdi Nai... Mera #‎Status V Like Kardi A.. Par ‎fasdi Nai..

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Jad tak sade dil nu Tera fikar rahuga.. Ohdo takk Mere statues ch tera zikar rahuga

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lai ja apne vaadeyan de adhure kisse samet k, agli mohabbat vich fer tenu ehna di lod paugi,

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Asi kuj v ni chaheya teriya khushiya ton vadh k.. Tainu sathon vadh koi chahunda ae, tan bhul ja jee sadke.

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Mainu Tu Chadd Tan Ditta.. Par Ae Nahi Socheya Ke J Hun Kadi Jhooth BolegA Tan Sonh Kihdi Khaenga..??

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Ja viah karwa lai jithe dil karda sathon mintan teriyan honiya nao

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O mere risde jakhma utte malam jeha e, marjani de geeta nu likhdi kalam jeha e.

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Rb vargi maa meri de, mere sir karj bde ne. #Punjabi-Status

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tainu deni ik 'saugaat' kude, sangdi di langu 'raat' kude

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Raat nu 2 bande hi jag de ne, phla pyar krn wala 2 jaa kuj life ch krn wala. #Punjabi-Status

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Desi jeha Jatt c brandy ho gya ..! Tere piche lag ke trendy ho gya..!

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tenu pyar boht karda tahi jhooth boleya ni janda, te tu ohi gal lai k dabkayi jandi a..

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Tu Meri Ho Sakdi Nai,Dus Teri Ki Majboori A. Mein tere Bin jee Sakda Nai, tenu Dasna Boht Jaroori ahh.

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Asi chah k v usda didaar nai kr sakde.. khushnaseb ne oh lok jo ohde shehar vch rehnde ne

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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ja na Aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae !!!

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Ess Dil vich dard bathere ne kde vehle behke dsange.. Jisdin tu kalli tkreingi nle rovange nle hasange.

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Gustaakhi Galti Ho sakdi ..Par kitta kade Kasoor nahi.. idhar sunke odhar launa ..apna eh dastoor nahi

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Miṭhā subhā'a ē sāḍā jivē rasa ganē dā.. Para rōhaba vī nī jhaladē kisē laḍū badē dā

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Asi Chetak Utte Beh k NI lai lainde feeling caraan di. #Punjabi-Status

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Dil uth gaya sohani to Zado di bina makeup to dekhi. #Punjabi-Status

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Samjh Nahi Aundi Wafa Kriye Ta Kis Nal.. Mitti To Bane Lok Kagaj De Tukdeyan Lai Bik Jande Ne..!!

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Kal menu rok k khendi.. pyar naal man ja nahi ta kadd k leju.. :)

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Yaari udo lavi jad nibhauni aa jave... Majburi da sahara lai k shad jana wafada nahi hundi

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Lao Ji Ajj Tan Had Ho Gayi.. Ik Kudi Kehndi Status Sohne Sohne Pao.. Hun Daso Main Makeup Karke Pa Dewa?

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Tenu Pyaar Bahut Karda han.. Kite Dooji Nu Pata na lagg jave isse gal ton darda van ;)

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Paise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja.. Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi



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