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A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotichistory during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claimingthat their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters.Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hairout of...
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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class -All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could...
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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two ticketsWhen the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets.This fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them,so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them,so this guy said then why do I have a monthly p...
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A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death."The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him."Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanvi."My father was 182 cms ta...
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A sophisticated city person comes to Haryana. He has this mistaken notion that rural people are simple and can be made fools of easily. He asks lift from a Sikh farmer on bullock cart, saying "O paaji, sanu Singapore jana hega, twadi belgaddi le chalugi menu otthon?"Farmer says, "Oye aaja, be jaa".Hearing this, the city person is momentarily shocked and asks "Ketthon beyaan?"The farmer replies, "Ae...
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Ek jat doosre jat sey,"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"Pehley alla bolya,"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"______________________________________________________________Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe...
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Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."______________________________________________________________Ek...
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