Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:) hahahahahhahahaDada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:) Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.....
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Very Funny SMS
Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki? Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge? 30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye? Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,...