Very Funny

Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha

Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)

Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)

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Very Funny SMS

Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.

Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.

Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.

Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)

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