ek chhora 4 bar aathvi(8th)class m lagataar fail ho gaya..........i bariya wo aapne babu ne kanda .............."eb k to lath gad aaya"..........jib panchmi bar wo paper de k ne aaya , to uske babu ne puchhya..........." bete kissa paper hoya"..................to chhore ne kaha " babu eb ke ne to kati lath sa gad aaya"...........uska babu bolya"wa bete pachhle lath to tere p paate koni ar tu ekor...
Thursday, January 16, 2014
tau ka jappa
Ek bai ek tau aur tai ki ladaai ho rhi thi.....hoya nue ke taau bolya ke ek bai yo choon ka bora aade te thaa ke ude dhar de...eeb tai ki himmat kit thi itna badda bora tha ke dharan ki...to tai naat gi...eeb tau ke aa gya chho...bolya...meri sassu ki...tere teen Jappe hoye....teenu japya mein manne 25-25 kilo ghee khavaya....eeb uss 75 kilo ghee ka ke fayada hoya....jo tu yo bora bhi tha ke na dhar...
haryanvi love latter
Uss din tilyaar pe dhai rapiyaan ki mummfalli ke khareeddi,Nirmla rooss ke chali aai.....ar RANBIR ke dil ka dhhandhha sa baithh gya......Nirmala nei phone bhi attend karne banddh kar diye.....Dukhhi ho ke Ranbir ne nirmla tahin chithhi likhi ar ke bolya........RANBIR KI CHITHHI NIRMALA KE NAAM:Nirmla tuun uss din tilyaar mein mne issa chhoidd aayi jannu bhookkhe kattddoo ne mheins[buffallow]chhoidd...
tau rus gaya
Ek baar ek tau ghar aallyan tein kassoota rooss gya,ar pher ke huya................TAI: Rottee khale,kyun chillater kre seTau: Nahin khanee mneTai : DOODH lyaunTau :Tere lathh dhar dyungaTai : He ja ne...sadde oodd............beim....a....a....nLaddka: BAbbu rotti kyun na khattaTau : Battanna jaroori se?Laddka : per humnne bi bera te patte ak narajgee ke seTau : Appni maa ne bujhley neLaddka :Maa...
bas me rahun sun
ek bey flying aale roadways ke conductor bhundu te bujhen lageey"bhai bhundu tu bus mein kay ghante reh sey "bhundu keh sey " ji 24 ghante bus mein e rahu su "flying aale bole " nu kukar "bhundu bolya " 8 ghante tey roadways kee bus rahu su arr 16 ghante gharwali key bus mein rahu ...