Saturday, July 26, 2014

WhatsApp Status #13

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1. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.


2. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

3. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

4. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

5. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

6. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

7. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

8. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

9. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

10. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

11. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times 
you got fucked to get there.

12. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

13. Nothing is over until you stop trying.

14. Person you love is 72.8% water.

15. Save water drink beer.

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Friday, July 25, 2014

WhatsApp Status #14

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1. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.


2. FUCK ur PAST…SMOOCH ur PRESENT….KISS ur FUTURE…!!!!


3. can u watch it!!!! iam having a conversation right here u jerk

4. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

5. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

6. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

7. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

8. If someone hates you for no reason….. Well, give them one good one.

9. Dekhi Zamane Ki Yaari,Bicchde Sabhi Bari-Bari..

10. I want to restore MY life…

11. life is hell.. yet LIVE the EVIL..

12. Sharing your problems with others doesn’t help rather people who took pity on u increases

13. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

14. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

15. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.


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WhatsApp Status #15

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1. Most smiles are started by another smiles

2. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

3. Expectations leads to Disappointments..

4. I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

5. I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.

6. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

7. When nothing goes right..!! Go left.

8. If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

9. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition Description: :P 

10. My attitude your problem your attitude my foot

11. I would rather say bitch plzz!!! Instead of arguing wid u…..

12. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.

13. War doesn't determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

14. When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, It simply means you've stopped living your life their 
way.

15. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Funny Status #2

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1. You either live in love or die, there is no way in between

2. Many people say love hurts, but it not only hurts it also give you a different kinda pain..which make u feel that u are in love ” truly “..!!


3. i am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me.

4. The space between your fingers are meant 2 be filled with mine

5. My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!

6. Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..

7. Hey there whatsapp is using me.

8. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

9. Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

10. Always remember to smile because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

11. It doesn’t matter who hurt you or broke you down .. What matters is who made you smile again <3

12. LoVe ThE oNe WhO LoVeS YoU….. nOt ThE oNe WhOm YoU LoVe ??

13. Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , R Tere Bina Meri Zindagi Chalti Bhi Nahi…

14. Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody

15. Being loneliness is a crime than arrest me

16. You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.

17. Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

18. Without friends life is nothing…

19. Revenge is the purest emotion

20. Excuse me..I found something under my shoes. . ohh its your attitude.

21. There is only three things are required for the impression that is your attitude……attitude… 
and….attitude
22. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

23. Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

24. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.

25. If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.

26. When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

27. I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

28. Deepest Feeling Always Hurt You.


29. Science is a product of human curiosity.




30.When There's a WILL , i want to be in IT ;) :p

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::: True Story-2 WhatsApp Status :::

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:::TODAY'S NEXT 15 TOP WHATSAPP STATUS:::



1. Love is blind but loving people is not made    

2. Never let anybody come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.

3. The road to success is always under construction.

4. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

5. Born to express not to impress.

6. Silent people have the loudest minds.

7. Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.

8. Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

9. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

10. Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.

11. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.

12. Totally available!! Please disturb me!!??

13. “Success” all depends on the second letter.

14. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

15. i may not be perfect, but i’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back


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