Sunday, July 27, 2014

WhatsApp Status #12

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1. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

2. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.

3. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

4. If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

5. Be good and Do good

6. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

7. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.

8. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

9. Whatever it is — I didn’t do it!

10. Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.

11. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

12. When there’s a will, I want to be in it.

13. Live and Let Live

14. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.

15. sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status.  we are working on resolving them.

16. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

17. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

18. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

19. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status?

20. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

21. Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line

22. The best feeling in the world is to know that you actually mean something to someone.

23. There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.

24. Wanna be the reason for her smile every morning....not the one making her cry every night.

25. Never hate people who r jealous of u ,respect their jealousy,cuz they r the one who think u r better than them.

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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Funny Status #1

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1. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

2. People say, you can't live without love…I think oxygen is more important.

3. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

4. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

5. she’s so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says “Made in china”.

6. I drink to make other people interesting.

7. If at first, you don't succeed.. Keep flushing.

8. Save water drink beer.

9. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

10. Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.

11. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

12. Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

13. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

14. Happy to be with my Love   

15. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

16. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse. 

17. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. 

18. If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

19. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.

20. Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

21. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

22. I love my job only when I’m on vacation

23. Never let an opportunity pass by you.. just grab it  

24. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

25. Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

26. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

27. Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

28. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

29. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

30. Please think Positive .

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WhatsApp Status #13

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1. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.


2. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

3. Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.

4. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows i am smoking.

5. I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.

6. Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

7. I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.

8. Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

9. I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.

10. Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

11. Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times 
you got fucked to get there.

12. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

13. Nothing is over until you stop trying.

14. Person you love is 72.8% water.

15. Save water drink beer.

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Friday, July 25, 2014

WhatsApp Status #14

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1. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.


2. FUCK ur PAST…SMOOCH ur PRESENT….KISS ur FUTURE…!!!!


3. can u watch it!!!! iam having a conversation right here u jerk

4. Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.

5. I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’

6. If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!

7. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

8. If someone hates you for no reason….. Well, give them one good one.

9. Dekhi Zamane Ki Yaari,Bicchde Sabhi Bari-Bari..

10. I want to restore MY life…

11. life is hell.. yet LIVE the EVIL..

12. Sharing your problems with others doesn’t help rather people who took pity on u increases

13. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

14. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

15. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.


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