Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Amazing whatsapp status



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A perfect man is the one who gives you that beautiful feeling of knowing that your loving heart is safe with him today, tomorror and for the rest of your life…


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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or Mother, if it’s both, he is twice blessed.


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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.


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I took IQ test …..results were negative


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Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..


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Error: status unavailable


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Waiting for wi-fi network.


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To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.


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Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.


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The most positive men are the most credulous.


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Everytime enjoy your bad habits…


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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….


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I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.


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I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.


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Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…


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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)


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I am a part of all that I have met.

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Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.


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I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.


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You will never know how good you’re until you start meeting with people. :’)


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Don`t judge me tomorrow by the way im acting today.


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Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!


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Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…


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The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.


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To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.


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Anything with you means everything to me.


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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


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I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


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Take care of your thoughts when you are alone and take care of your words when you are with people.


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If you never try, you’ll never know.


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Anything with you means everything to me.


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The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.


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Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .


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I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)


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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.


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I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


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Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.


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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.


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We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.


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Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.


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I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)



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I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)


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I just love getting dirty.


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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.


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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.


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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?


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Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.


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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.


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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?


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Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..


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Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind


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: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!



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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.


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He slides into second with a stand up double.


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I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)


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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.


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What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew


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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.


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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.


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People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!


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Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.


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I got married because I'm really into angry sex!


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Thursday, January 29, 2015

HBSE Date Sheet for March 2015 Exam


Updated on 20.02.2015
Haryana Board of School Education, Bhiwani today announced the Practical Dates for Sec./Sr. Sec. (Regular) Second Semester Annual Exam-2015. Earlier HBSE had released the Date Sheet for March 2015 Examination.


HBSE Date Sheet Annual Exam-March 2015

March 2015 examination will be held from 4 March 2015 to 27 March 2015 for secondary and senior secondary classes for
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Thursday, January 15, 2015

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Best WhatsApp Status (2015)

Best WhatsApp Status (2015)

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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

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Solution To Error 404 (Page Not Found or Deleted Post) with Picture

Heres a tips on how to redirect blogger error 404 (Page Not Found) to Homepage?

Go to Settings and click Search preferences then edit Custom Page Not Found (under Errors and redirections).

Solution To Error 404 (Page Not Found or Deleted Post) on Blogger/Blogspot

With this code just copy and paste to, Go to your Blogger dashboard, select your blog and then to Settings > Search preferences > Custom Page Not Found.


Sorry, the page you're looking for in this blog does not exist.
You will be redirected to homepage shortly.

<script type = "text/javascript">
BSPNF_redirect = setTimeout(function() {
location.pathname= "/"
}, 5000);
</script>


The 404 or Not Found error message is a HTTP standard response code indicating that the client was able to communicate with a given server, but the server could not find what was requested.

The web site hosting server will typically generate a "404 Not Found" web page when a user attempts to follow a broken or dead link; hence the 404 error is one of the most recognizable errors users can find on the web.
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