Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Amazing whatsapp status



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A perfect man is the one who gives you that beautiful feeling of knowing that your loving heart is safe with him today, tomorror and for the rest of your life…


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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or Mother, if it’s both, he is twice blessed.


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Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.


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I took IQ test …..results were negative


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Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..


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Error: status unavailable


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Waiting for wi-fi network.


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To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.


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Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.


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The most positive men are the most credulous.


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Everytime enjoy your bad habits…


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Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….


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I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.


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I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.


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Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…


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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to :)


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I am a part of all that I have met.

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Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.


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I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.


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You will never know how good you’re until you start meeting with people. :’)


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Don`t judge me tomorrow by the way im acting today.


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Never look back unless there’s an attractive stranger behind you!


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Everything is better when you decide you don’t care…


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The best gift a guy can give his girlfriend: his time, his attention and his love.


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To love and be loved is the great happiness of existence.


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Anything with you means everything to me.


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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????


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I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.


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Take care of your thoughts when you are alone and take care of your words when you are with people.


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If you never try, you’ll never know.


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Anything with you means everything to me.


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The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.


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Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .


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I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)


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God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me.


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I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


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Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.


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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.


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We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.


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Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.


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I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)



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Dirty whatsapp status

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I think the woman who invented the phrase “All Men Are The Same” was a chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd :)


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I just love getting dirty.


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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.


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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a “son-of-a-bitch.


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I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?


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Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.


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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.


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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?


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Like this if you have ever checked Facebook while naked..


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Every conversation is more fun if you start with a dirty mind


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: smile if you just had a naughty thought... yep, you just smiled!!



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Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


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Woman without curves is like a road without bends…. You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell.


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He slides into second with a stand up double.


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I smile when I’m having dirty thoughts :)


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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.


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What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew


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So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.


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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.


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People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!


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Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.


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I got married because I'm really into angry sex!


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