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Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."______________________________________________________________
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya? Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le?"
Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"O bolya, "Dilli jagi".Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."