Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:) hahahahahhahahaDada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:) Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.....
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Very Funny SMS
Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki? Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge? 30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye? Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Funny Jokes
Judge : U R Crossing D Limits. Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai? Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala? Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya? Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge? Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar? Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)Judge...
Funny SMS
Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha? Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie. Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya. Kyo?? Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai....