SMS For Fun

Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)


Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)


Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)


Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)


Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.

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Funny SMS

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.


Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)


Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)

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Fun Time...

Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)

Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)

Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya

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Funny Jokes

Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)


Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.


Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)


Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)

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Funny SMS

Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.


Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)


Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)


Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)

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