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My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me
Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :
Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
Contributing to entropy since 1994.
Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.
I don’t need to explain myself damn it, I know I’m right.
Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
The best way to create your future is to create it
Don’t Copy My Style.
I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
To infinity…. and beyond!!!
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else.
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius
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I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
Give a man fish and you’ll feed him for a day.Teach a man to fish and you can then stick him with a huge amount of fishing School loans.
I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
I took IQ test …..results were negative
Should transformers take car insurance or life insurance…..
If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me
I am not questioning your honour. I am denying its existence.
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
One more password got married…!!
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
You are the product of 4 billion years of evolution, now fucking act like it.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
Better the vacuum cleaner the better it sucks!!
Went to a fish market and shouted at them saying “What is this, a classroom?”, thereby maintaining the balance of the universe.
I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less
Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
A rolling stone gathers no moss… But if I stop the stone then it still takes a long time for the moss to grow.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
I am the type of person who wants to get good grades but doesn’t want to study :)
I feel like a Indiana Jones, b’coz you are the treasure I am looking for.
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh its your Attitude.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst.
Without me its just awso.
Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.
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I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTENTION in Class room.
I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
It’s not how we make mistakes, but how we correct them that define us.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Life is like a box of chocolates…I don’t think so! Mine is more like a box of hand grenades…pull the wrong pin and everything goes flying!
I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
I don’t even know why I like you. But I just do.
Close your eyes, clear your heart let it go.
Every day may not be good but there is something good in every day.
but people stay in love by laughing with each other….
When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
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