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I'm not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap ;)

Christmas is cancelled. I told Santa I've been good this year. He died laughing.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

My girlfriend told me she was hoping for a white Christmas.. So I spunked in her eyes

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas, Not cause I like snow or anything, I'm just a racist.

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soots him.

What's red and white and red, red and white, and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a hill!

A boy writes to Santa asking for a brother and receives a reply back from Santa send me your mother.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You end up doing all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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