""Mohabbat shayari...

Labon pe aaj unka Naam aa gaya,
Pyase pass jaise Jaam aa Gaya,
Dole kadam to gire unki Bahon mein ja kar,
Aaj Hamara Pina hi Hamare Kaam Aa Gaya.

Nafrat tum Kabhi na Karna Humse,
Hum yeh she nahi payenge,
Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Jarurat Nahi ab Tumhari.
Aapki Duniya Se hans Kar Chale Jayenge.

Tere Dil Ko Sajayange apne armaan deker,
Tere labon ko Hasayange apni Muskaan dekar,
Dosti ki Kasam Tuje Kafan Se Utha le aayenge,
Tere Jism Mein Apni JAAN dekar.

Phool Hote to teri Rahon mein bichh jaate hum,
Gum hote to tuje Kabhi na Satate hum,
yeh or baat hai ki teri Jaan Hai Hum,
na hote to bhi tum pe JAAN lutate hum

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Tuje Ansu bhari who Dua mile Jise Kabhi
na inkar khuda kare, Tuje
Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi Jannat ki Tere
Aangan mein Mohabbaton ki aisi hawa chale.

Lab Khulte Hai Band Ho Jate Hai,
Sacche Dost Milte Hai Bichad Jate Hai,
Per Jab Saath Bitaye Din Yaad Aate Hai Toh
Hasti Aankhon Se Bhi Aansoo Nikal Aate Hai.

Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise reh paate,
Dil Se aapko Kaise Bhula paate,
Kaash ki aap sanso ke alava aaine mai bhi base hote.
Khud ko bhi dekhte toh aap NAZAR aate.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Rishton ki Dori Kamjor Hoti Hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab b puchha dosti ka matlab
Hamari ungli Hamesha aapki orr hoti hai
aapki ungli ???????

Dil ma umang chhe, pan umang ma tu nathi,
Chandra ni chhe chandni pan poonam ni raat nathi,
Sagar ma moti gana chhe pan teni mane jaroor nathi,
Hu tane kai kehva mangu chhu pan mara ma himmat nathi.

Tu kahi sake tem chhe pan tu kehva ni nathi,
Mara Dil ma tu ne tu j chhe pan tara Dil ma hu jnathi
ek hi nazar main aap dost ban gaye,
do baatein hamne ki, ke sara jahan ban gaye,
Pass rehkar bhi log hamare ban na paye,
Door rehkar bhi aap khaas ban gaye.

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phansi kha le

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

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bhua g

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

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64 dant

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

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hoy panjabi

Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad"

Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne.

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""English & Hindi Mix Shayari...

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi...

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""Best Shayari

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain..

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""Mohabbat shayari

""Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Kuch bhi kaha nahi jaye,

Dard saha nahi jaye.

Ho ke juda jan-e-ada,

Ab to raha nahi jaye.

Mane na dil diwana,

Jalta rahe parwana.

Meine to ki tumse wafa,

Tumne nahi pahchana.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Jeena sanam dushwar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Hoton pe gam k tarane,

Ashkon me doobe fasane.

Tanhaeyan charon taraf,

Aao mujhe bahlane.

Sanson ki saman bujha doon,

Kese tumhe mein bhula doon.

Jo aksh hai dil me mere,

Kese usse mein mita doon.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Mushkil bada intejar ho gaya.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.""

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""I AM Afraid To..

""I AM Afraid To Close My Eyes
I Might Think Of You,
I AM Afraid To Open TheM
Cuz I Might See You,
I M Afraid To Move My Lips
Cuz I Might Speak Of You,
I M Afraid To Listen
Cuz I Might Hear My Heart Fall For You…""

""Chand Ke Liye Sitare Anek Hai,
Magar Sitaronke Liye Chand Ek Hi Hai,
Tere Liye Deewane Anek Hai
Magar Mere Liye Tu Ek Hi Hai…""

""PHOOLO KI MAHAKTI FIZOWN SE
INKAAR KISKO HAI !
CHAAND SITARO KI CHANDNI RATON
SE BHI INKAAR KISKO HAI !!
HUM TO JEE RAHE HAI KEVAL AAPKI
KHUSHIYO KI KHAATIR !!!
VARNA ISS GUMO SE BHARI JINDAGI
SE PYAAR KISKO HAI !!!!""

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""Logonko Kehte Suna..

""Logonko Kehte Suna Hai Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge,
Magar Is Dilne Mehsoos Kiya Hai
Milte Rahenge, To Zinda Rahenge…""

""Aapki Mehfilka Mausam Suhana Lage,
Ek Pal Chura Lun Agar Bura Na Lage,
Aap Hame Milkar Bhul Jaoge
Par Aapko Bhulane Me Shayad Zamana Lage…""

""Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi,
Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi,
Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapki Nigahonka
Hum Akele To Gunehgaar Nahi…""

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""Funny shayari

L———-

O———

V———

E———

L=loss of money.

O=out of mind.

V=vaste of time.

E=end of life.

so dont’t LOVE.

ONLY LINE MARO………….

""Daru pio to aankhe lal,

Mehndi lagao to haath lal,

Kiss karo to lips lal,

Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,

Bach gaye to jio mere lal...""

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""Life Is For Living....

Life Is For Living,

I Live For You,

DreaMs Are For DreaMing,

I DreaM For You,

Wishes Are For Wishing

I Wish For You,

Hearts Are For Beating

Mine Beats For You,

Angels Are For Keeping

Can I Keep You???

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""I Like U Marte Dam..

I Like You Utna,

U Like Me Jitna,

I Like U Tabse,

U Like Me Jabse,

I Like U Tab Tak,

U Like Me Jab Tak,

U Like Me Jane Kab Tak,

But I Like U Marte Dam Tak..

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""Ek too hi hai meri...

""Ek too hi hai meri “Friend”
Girl friend mai kiya janu.
Kise hota hai “pyar” bhala isko mai kiya janu.
Mai to tere pyar ki khusboo dil se hi pahchanu.""

""Teri muhabbat aisi hai phoolo mai jaise gulab
Mai kitna bhi karun tang rahti hai hardam paas.
Jab bhi karta hoon dil se yaad,
Turant aa jati hai miss call ke saath""

""Sapne mai roz aati hai mujhko bahut satati hai
Tera satana pyar jatana karta hai pagal diwana
Mere gale se lipat kar too karti hai ji bhar kar pyar
Tujh jaisi koi nahi jo karti hai itna pyar.""

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""Surkh aankho se jab..

""Surkh aankho se jab woh dekhte hai..
hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete hai..
kaun milaye un aankho se aakhe..
suna hai woh aakho se apna bana lete hai.!""

""Kash Tu samaj paata k pyaar kitna hai,
Ose jataane me dard itna hai,
Log ikrar karke bhi aasu bahaaya karte hai,
Hum izhaar kiye bina khoon se nahaaya karte hai,
Kash Tu samaj paata...""

""wo kehte hai ki hum unhe pehle kyo nahi mile
na jaane zindagi mein aur kitne hai shikwe aur gile
ab mile hai toh kaun sa apna bana sakte ho
zindagi ki shikayatein kya ab mita sakte ho..""

""Jo dard unki aankhon mein hain
wo humne iss dil mein mehsoos kiya hain
log ise mohabbat kahe ya fir paagalpan
humne toh ise khuda ka naam diya hai..""

""Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi,
Khata sirf itni hai ke hum batate nahi,
DOSTI aapki anmol hai humare liye,
Samajhte ho aap, isiliye hum jatate nahi...""

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""Aye dost gam na ..

""Aye dost gam na kar
takdir badalti rahti hai
shisha shisha hi rahta hai
tasvir badalti rahti hai...

""Bahoot karib magar zindagi se door houn mein,
gamoun se door houn phir bhi khushi se door houn mein.
yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhe se,
teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door houn mein..""


""Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Teri aankh ka aansoon aapni aankh se gira sakta hoon !!""

""Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega.
aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega...""

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""Wo mil jate hai kahani ..

""Usko Chaha Bhi To Izhaar Na Karna Aaya

Lut Gaye Hum Magar Pyar Na Karna Aaya

Usne Maangi Bhi To Judaai Maangi

Aur Hum They Humay Inkaar Bhi Na Karna Aaya..""

""Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar...

Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar...

Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..

Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar..""

""hum tumhara intezaar karte hi reh gaye,

tumhare judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye,

lakh thamne ki koshish ki magar ,

ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye ..""

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""Kab toot jaaye kasam...

""Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,

Kab badal jaaye nazar hi to hai,

tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal,

kab bichad jaaye zindagi hi to hai..""

""Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,

Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata

Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein

To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!""

""Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai,

Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai,

Yaa Laut kar Milne Ka Waada Nibhaati Hai!""

""Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,

Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti!!

Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,

To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!!!!!""

""Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan

Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan

Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan

Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!""

""aisa rumaal hi kahan

jo mere asoon ko poch sake

tumhara aisa yeah dil kahan jo

mere haal ko samajh sake""

""KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse,

Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE.

Magar AisA na Ho Ke

Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye

Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE""

""Ujdha Sansarr Lugg Rahi Hay Duniya

Bhojal Beemar Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya

Jiss Din Say Gaye Ho Tum Uss Din Say Mujhey

"Baasi Akhbar" Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya""

""hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein

ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein

beshak milne naa aaye par

char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein""

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""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan....

""""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan aaj bhi hai
dil par tera nishaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh bhool gaye jaake nai duniya me
tere liye koi preshaan aaj bhi hai

log bhoole hai jala tha kisi ka ghar yaha par
magar khandhar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

jamane ka kya bigda jo lut gaya kisi ka jahan
jamana toh mutmaaeen aaj bhi hai

nibhaya hai tumne khoob wafa ka vaada
meri peeth pe khanzar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

banaya tha jo tumne hamari kabr-e-ishq pe
wo mehel aalishaan aaj bhi hai

tumne jaani me apne, na kasar kuch rakkha
fir kyu atki hui meri jaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh kehte the k tum bhool gaye ho ranzish
fir kyu meri maut ka saamaan aaj bhi hai""""

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""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota...

""""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,,
K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai,,

Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataun?
Dil ki gali Mein sannata bohut Hai,,

Na milne Ki kasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne,,
Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai,,

Ye Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko,,
In Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai,,

Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aansoo,,
Shayad mujhe Rona bohut hai,,

Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,,
Tujhe ek Shakhs Ne Chaha bohut hai.!""""

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""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat ...

""""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle,
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai..

Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich,
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai..

Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri,
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai..

Ye jaanta hu ke tujhko nahi mohabbat mujhse,
Magar phir bhi lab pe mere tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Hai yaqeen tujhko paana na hoga mumqeen mere liye,
Ye dil phir bhi roz umeed ki shama jalata kyu hai..

Mehsus ki hai berukhi teri baato mian kayi baar maine,
Lehjo wo phir bhi tera mujhko itna bhata kyu hai..

Hai khabar mujhko nikalega tu meri chahat ka janaza ek din,
Mann mera phir bhi tere khwab sajata kyu hai..

Gar bichad na hi hai to khuda humko milata kyu hai,
KAMSIN ko akhir wo itna satata kyu hai..

Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..""""

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""Sad Shayari..

""""Is jahaan mein kaash yeh mohabbat na hoti,
Shararat na hoti,Shikayat na hoti,
Naino mai kisi ke nazakat na hoti,
Na hoti bekrari,na hote hum tanha,
Agar jahan me kambhkat ye mohabbat na hoti!!!!
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti..
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin Khuda ne bhi Jeena ke liye zindagi de di....""""


""""Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha,
Aap Ne Mere Gahmon ka Samunder Nahi Dekha,
Kitni khoob Surat Hai ye Duniya ye Dekha hai Aap Ne,
Jee Jee ke Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahi Dekha,
Sheeshay ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya Hai Dost,
Lekin waqt ke Hath ka Pather Nahi Dekha,
Rishton ke Tootney ka Dard Tum Kya Jano,
Wo Lamha Tum Ne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha,
Bhatkey Roshni ki Talash Mein Na jane Kahan Kahan,
Afsos ke Apni Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha…""""

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Nafrat

Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa�

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khaamosh

�do chaar lafz kahake mai.n Khaamosh ho gayaa,
vo muskuraa ke bole bahut bolate ho tum..�

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Mamma Mamma

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii�.
Santa Singh�Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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mohabat

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du�

Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.

Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote�!

Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.

darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..

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shayri dil juban se

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Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain
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ek woh din tha jab tere nazare mere aankhon se mile
phir woh din aaya jab mere ankhon se dard ka aansoon bahe
aaj woh din hai jab mere toote dil se lahoo hi nikale
kab woh din aayega jab mere seene se tere dil nikelenge
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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye
ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye
jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye
jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
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Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
dard ko bhi dard hota hai
dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
aahir pyar mein dard hitoh hamdard hota hai
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Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai
tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi
phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai
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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga
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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye,,
aag aise lagaye ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke...
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE........ ........
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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari
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Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana sakku
dard-e-dil ka haal sunna sakku
tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se
mauka mila hi nahi ke mein dil ki baat tumhe bata sakku
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Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai
tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai
hum ek ho kar bhi anjaan hai ik dooje se
yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai
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Teri Qurbat mili ..magar tera Sahara na Milaa..
Qareeb puhanch ker bhi Sahil ke Kinara na Mila..
Dekhta Raha Gaur se mai hatheli apniii
Magar Mujhay apni Kismat ka Sittara na Mila...
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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali
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rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala
ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala
par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza
shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala
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ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo...
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo...
dunya kisi ka zakham nahi samjte hai...
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo-hassan ali...
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Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
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INSAAN KE KANDHO PE INSAN JA RAHE THE,
KAFAN ME LIPTE KUCH ARMAN JA RAHE THE,
JINHE MILI BEWAFAI MOHABBAT ME,
WAFA KI TALASH ME WO SHAMSHAAN JA RAHE THE..
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Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!
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Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.
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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!
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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...
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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN........ ..
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!
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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.
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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,
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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .
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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotichistory during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended up claimingthat their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finally agreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters.Each person would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hairout of his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said theSardar and pulled one hair from the Bengali. "Netaji" said the Bengali and did thesame. They continued like this for some time, but soon exhausted all known freedomfighters. The Bengali, however, was very clever. He used Sardar's ignorance andreeled off a lot of imaginary names. The Punjabi was stuck. He did not know any more Punjabi freedom fighter's name. Hethought deeply for a moment, jumped on the Bengali's head and pulled all his hair outshouting - "JallianWala Bagh".

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Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class -All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. "Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father.Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------One train which was going peacefully on the rail-trackssuddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearbyand then came back on the tracks.The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station thedriver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar .He was questioned . He explained that therewas a man standing on the tracks and he was not movingfrom there even after lots of honks etc .Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just tosave life of one person you put life of so many passengersunder danger.You should have overran that person .Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiotstarted running towards the field when the train came very close.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Read this biography of a sardarWhen God passed out looks,I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.When God passed out ears,I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.When God passed out legs,I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.When God passed out noses,I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.When God passed out heads,I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mr. Jaswant singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery andcame to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill forthe items. Singh asked " Where is the fat ?" The person didn'tunderstandwhat Singh was saying and said "Excuse me sir, FAT???"Sardar : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat" Sardar started shouting and arguingwith the person and all people gathered and Manager of that grocerystores came there and asked Sardar about the problem.Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your stores andit was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not giving me thefat. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Travelling together once were a Russian, an American & the saviour of ournation - Sardarji!!!Each of them wanted to prove that their country was the greatest.Said the Russian, " We have a rocket that could touch the sky." "Wedont believe it ",said the others."Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. below the sky"Not to be out done the American said, " We have a submarine that cantouch the ocean-bed of the deepest part on this planet.""We don't believe it ",said the others."Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. above the ocean-bed"Our hero with a smile on his face said, "In our country we all eatwith our nose

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There was this Bihari who was travelling with two ticketsWhen the T.T.E asked for the ticket, this fellow gave both the tickets, and so the T.T.E asked him the reason of buying two tickets.This fellow answered well what will happen if in case I lose one of them,so the T.T.E said what if you lose both of them,so this guy said then why do I have a monthly pass

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A Haryanavi peasant came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father's death."The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him."Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Haryanvi."My father was 182 cms tall.

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A sophisticated city person comes to Haryana. He has this mistaken notion that rural people are simple and can be made fools of easily. He asks lift from a Sikh farmer on bullock cart, saying "O paaji, sanu Singapore jana hega, twadi belgaddi le chalugi menu otthon?"Farmer says, "Oye aaja, be jaa".Hearing this, the city person is momentarily shocked and asks "Ketthon beyaan?"The farmer replies, "Ae majh diyan donaa singhaan utte be jaa, appe hi Singapore ponch javega!!"

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Ek jat doosre jat sey,"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"Pehley alla bolya,"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"______________________________________________________________
Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.Mollad bolya, "Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne."Babu bolya, "Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.Mollad bollya, "Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?"___________________________________________________
Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, "Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se."Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, "Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi."Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, "E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?"

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Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, "Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat."Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, "Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu."Teli bolya, "Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani."Jat bolya, "Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega."______________________________________________________________
Ek pheri ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya? Truck driver khidki se sir kadhke bolya,"Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le?"
Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, "Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?"O bolya, "Dilli jagi".Tau pher bolya, "Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se."Conductor bolya, "Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher."

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Tau ne sikhi english

Once Chautala thought that he should teach english to his father . He started teaching from A for Apple B Bhains ( Buffalo) etc etc. When he came to M he said M for Mummy or 'Maa'. Proceeding further when W came Tau said ," Yaa kimi Jaani Phchani lage hai". (It seen that he has seen it some where). Then he recollected ," HAA, YAA SAI TO CHAUTALA KE MAA PER YAA ULTI KAYUN HOO RAHI SAI".( Yes, It is Chautal's mother, But why she is upside down.)

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Tau on The Bus

Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat. The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"( I have to drive the Buss). Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati" ( So you would dirve while sitting on my head, why don't you sit behind and drive). The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi" ( If I would drive from behind then it would go back). Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu mene bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, mene bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere" (You think i am a fool, I know that there is a reverse gear also in the buss

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Tau or chor

Once a thief broke in to Tau's house and successfully completed his operation. In the morning when tau wake up he went to police station for lodging an FIR.
The policeman asked : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha"( Tau what was the time).
Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, taien to yeh rasey ho gaye" (The time was bad, that's why this trouble happened).
The policeman :" Tau Bajya ke tha"( Tau what was the time).
Tau answered:" Key batau daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Taei ke ser mein bajya" (What should I tell inspecter ji, one stick hit on my head and one on your Taei's(Tau's wife) head).
Policeman :" Tau ye bata Ghari pey ke bajya tha"(What was the time in the clock).
Tau :" Beta, Ghari pey to ke he tikya hta aur wa tut gayi"( On stick was hit on the clock and it broke down

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Tau Sadak pe

Once a Tau was gonig on the road. A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the dirver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?" ( Does this road belongs to your father ?). The dirver replied in annoiance ,"HAA". Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".( Say your father to broaden the road as this Tau wouldn't move aside.)

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Tau ne dekhi sholey

One day Tau went to see Sholey. Veru was tied up and Gabber said,"Nach Basanti Nach". Veru screamed," Nahen Basanti..., en Kutto ke samney mat Nachna".(No Basanti don't dance in front of these dogs.) Tau who was watching the movie very curiously exclaimed ," Nachegi Kyuna, Pandra rupiye nu he thora na de rakhe Saien". (Why would not she dance, I have not given fifteen rupees in vain.)

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Tau ka Meheman

One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to aviod this at mid-night. He think upon a plan. He asked the guest,
Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"? ( Ok then, you would take food?)
Guest: Haan Tau Roti to khani sain. (Yes Tau I would take food)
Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara. (How many Chapatis you can eat)
Guest: "Tau Teen". (Three)
Tau : "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawaega, Lagda to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Three, It doesn't seems so)
The guest thought that Tau perhaps cook heavy Roti So he replied," Tau do Kha lunga"(Ok, two would do)
Tau : Tu !!! Do roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi. (You!!! You will eat Two, It doesn't seems so)
The gust again thought perhaps Tau's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied," Thik Tau to ek he kha lunga"(Ok, Tau I would have one).
Tau: "Rey Mirar, Kyun ek Roti khatar hath sandwawe ga, Sebere ke faltu kha liye"(Oh! Come on why to get my hands dirty for one Roti, In the morning you can eat one extra

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Jokes of haryana

Akhbaar wala ek haryanavi filmon ke hero ka interview leve tha. Uste poochan lagya,"Jungle mein thaare aage sher aaje to tum ke karoge?"Hero bolya,"Arre manne ke karna se, pher to jo bhi karega woh to susra sher he karega!"______________________________________________________________
Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,"Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?"Seth bolya, "Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega."______________________________________________________________
Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, "Re bhai ke baat se, kyon itta rove se?"Voh aadmi bolya "Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi."Tau bolya, "To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya tha!"______________________________________________________________
Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, "Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko"Ek bola, "Aagai"Shayar faer bola, "Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon"Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, "La duo aag iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!"

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