Thursday, January 19, 2017

Blonde Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes, Comedy Central Short Funny Jokes

Best Blonde Jokes Ever - Blonde Joke of The Day


Q:   Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A:   Cause she blows the horn!




Q:   Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
A:   She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.




Q:   What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A:   Data transfer.



Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Actually Make You LOL




Q:   Why do blondes have more fun?
A:   Because they don't know any better.




Q:   How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1:  "What's a lightbulb?"
A2:  One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3:  Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"




Q:   What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A:   "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"




Q:   What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A:   A wine cellar.




Q:   What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1:  They both have a black box.
A2:  Both have a cockpit.




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