Family Funny Stories In Engllish - What are the funniest or most embarrassing stories
Seeing Is Believing
After my mother suffered a bout of serious headaches, we persuaded her to visit her doctor. While we were in his office, the doctor asked, �Have you been seeing any flashes of lights or auras?�
�I don�t know,� Mom said. �I didn�t have my glasses on.�
Oh, Fudge
We were driving to dinner when my five-year-old shouted, �Guess what! I know the F-word!�
Saying to myself, �Now it starts,� I asked him what it was.
He proudly announced, �Phonics!�
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Save the Snoozing ?For Class
My brother was trying to awaken his son for school one day, but the boy wouldn�t budge. �Gimme a minute,� he said. �I�m watching previews for tomorrow�s dream.�
With a Side of Argument
We were in a restaurant, perusing the menu, when I let my husband know that he rarely paid attention to me when I spoke. Well, of course he disagreed, so we went back to reading our menus in chilly silence. After a few uncomfortable minutes, I said, ?�I think I�m getting a headache.�
He responded, �Go ahead, sweetheart; get whatever you want.�
Whatta Pistil
Our daughter-in-law was telling her three-year-old about the brain surgery he had had when he was an infant. �Why did I have to have the operation?� he asked.
�Because you had something growing in your head,� she answered.
His next question: �Was it a flower?�
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