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Seeing Is Believing

After my mother suffered a bout of serious headaches, we persuaded her to visit her doctor. While we were in his office, the doctor asked, �Have you been seeing any flashes of lights or auras?�

�I don�t know,� Mom said. �I didn�t have my glasses on.�

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Oh, Fudge

We were driving to dinner when my five-year-old shouted, �Guess what! I know the F-word!�

Saying to myself, �Now it starts,� I asked him what it was.

He proudly announced, �Phonics!�

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Save the Snoozing ?For Class

My brother was trying to awaken his son for school one day, but the boy wouldn�t budge. �Gimme a minute,� he said. �I�m watching previews for tomorrow�s dream.�

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With a Side of Argument

We were in a restaurant, perusing the menu, when I let my husband know that he rarely paid attention to me when I spoke. Well, of course he disagreed, so we went back to reading our menus in chilly silence. After a few uncomfortable minutes, I said, ?�I think I�m getting a headache.�

He responded, �Go ahead, sweetheart; get whatever you want.�

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Whatta Pistil

Our daughter-in-law was telling her three-year-old about the brain surgery he had had when he was an infant. �Why did I have to have the operation?� he asked.

�Because you had something growing in your head,� she answered.

His next question: �Was it a flower?�

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Good Question

Having absorbed the birds-and-the-bees discussion, my sister�s young son asked, �Is that how we were born?�

�Yes, it is,� she said.

He took it all in for a second, then, pointing to his father across the room, asked, �Where�d we get him?�

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Oh, Deer

One year, the family went to the Radio City Music Hall Christmas ?Spectacular. The Rockettes represented reindeer by wearing headband antlers. At the end of the show, I asked my husband, a biologist, what he thought.

�The antlers were wrong,� he said.

�What?� I asked incredulously.

�Reindeer have palmate antlers. Those were white-tailed bucks� ?antlers.�

I knew he wasn�t kidding. I just couldn�t believe he hadn�t noticed anything below the antlers.

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Awkward �

�So I understand how a baby can look like its mother,� my nine-year-old son told the school nurse. �But how can it look like its father?�
Unsure how much he knew about where babies come from, she deflected. �That�s a good question,� she said. �So who do you look like?�

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Hair Apparent

Pointing to a 30-year-old picture of me, my five-year-old granddaughter said, �Grandpa, next time you get ?a haircut, have them cut it like that picture.�

Problem is, I wasn�t half bald then.

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