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A young man calls directory assistance. "Hello, operator? I'd like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replies. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitates, and then says, "Well, some people call me 'Ice Man'."

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A first grade teacher is reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. When she gets to the part where Chicken Little tries to warn the farmer, and says, "...so Chicken Little went to the farmer and cried, 'The sky is falling! The sky is falling!' Now, class, what do you think that farmer said?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "Ooh, teacher, I think he said, 'Holy shit! A talking chicken!'"

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Bob is a city slicker who decides to vacation at a dude ranch in Texas. On the first day, the owner is showing him around the ranch.
"This," he says, showing Bob a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," Bob, replies, examining the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto are out riding one day when they find themselves surrounded by a horde of Apaches, hopelessly outgunned and unable to escape.
The Lone Ranger says, "Tonto, what are we going to do?"
As Tonto starts trotting toward the Apache, he replies, "What do you mean 'we,' paleface?"

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