Showing posts with label DONALD TRUMP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DONALD TRUMP. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Donald Trump, Trump Inauguration Joke

Donald Trump one Liners, Joke of The Year


Donald Trump is giving narcissism a bad name.?Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane




There are schizophrenics with Tourette's who have more control over what comes out of their mouths than Donald Trump.?Bill Maher




Donald Trump is "the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him."?Eric Schneiderman




Donald Trump likes to say he's a friend to "the blacks." Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I'm guessing he's mistaken.?Seth Meyers



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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole!?Lewis Black




In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, "I believe in God." But of course The Donald was talking about Himself.?Jay Leno




Maybe he should ease into this ... by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.?Jimmy Kimmel




Donald Trump may be running for president. He said he's sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that!?David Letterman




Here's the thing about Donald Trump: he never apologizes; he's never wrong no matter what crazy thing he says. He's the white Kanye.?Bill Maher




Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.?Craig Ferguson




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Saturday, January 21, 2017

President Donald Trump Quotes Bane Inauguration Speech

Donald Trump Literally Quoted Bane From The Dark Knight Rises In Inauguration Speech


We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the people.�




A line in Donald Trump�s inauguration speech perfectly echoed a Batman supervillain.




�Today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another, but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people.�



Trump Accidentally Quotes Bane During Inauguration Speech




The 45th U.S. president pledged that power is now being given �back to you, the people� during his inauguration speech on Friday.




Today, we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another or from one party to another, but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the people,� Trump said.




That�s rather spot-on quote from The Dark Knight Rises, when Bane tells Gotham City, �We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the people.�




As you might recall, this is from Bane�s infamous �We give Gotham back to you!� The *you* being anarchist villains, thieves, and crooks.




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