Tommy Cooper - His Funniest Jokes - Tommy Cooper Puns

Tommy Cooper Jokes In English - Tommy Cooper Just Like That

The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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Slept like a log last night ........ woke up in the fireplace.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it.

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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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9 Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes

Tommy Cooper Jokes. Free, clean, funny one liner 'Cooperisms'

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off.

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A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.'  The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'

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A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.

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A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.

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