Judai aapki rulati rahegi,yaad aapki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban...
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
Pyar Kisise Kro...
Mana k hum itne SWEET k Sugar ho jaye,itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:) Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,Kahi Dum na nikal...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
SMS For Fun
Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui. Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga. Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ? Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)Santa...
Funny SMS
Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,koi dukho ki panaah se roya,ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,koi bharose ke liye roya,aur koi bharosa kar k roya.Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya. Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu? Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De. Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De......
Friday, October 8, 2010
Free NAVRATRI SMS
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,aur maa Durga keAashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho…."HAPPY NAVRATRI"PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,NA RAHE KOI GAM KAEHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . ."HAPPY NAVRATRI".“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai....
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Fun Time...
Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati. Dr- Kyo? Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:) Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:) Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum LuWah WahDil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum LuParTeri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal...
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Very Funny
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:) hahahahahhahahaDada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:) Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.....
Very Funny SMS
Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki? Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge? 30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye? Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Funny Jokes
Judge : U R Crossing D Limits. Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai? Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala? Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya? Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge? Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar? Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)Judge...
Funny SMS
Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha? Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie. Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya. Kyo?? Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai....
Monday, August 30, 2010
Love Shayari
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is meif 1 person cares 4 u that would be me againif no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..But,My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.You are like the sunshine so warm,You are like sugar, so sweet. .You are like youAnd that's the reason why i love you...
Best Shayari
Morning i do not eat Because i think of youAt noon i do not eat Because i think of youEvening i do not eat Because i think of youNight i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.Friendship must be like eyes,Because they move together,They...
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Funny Shayari
Kissing is d Best Practice 4 Lips,It keeps the LipsWet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.So alwz keep kissngToSweet Children Only.. :D Morning i do not eat bcz i think of uAt noon i do not eat bcz i think of uEvening i do not eat bcz i think of uNight i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :DU must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart&...
Best Shayari
Some times the world gives so many Reasons 2hate itbut when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.Every second God Remembers u,Every minute God bless u,Every hour God cares 4u BczEvery day i pray God 2 take care of u.Quote by a hurted flirt*"I lost my life when i was in love So i m searching life now Bcz i lost my Love now..Whenever we find d...
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Missing Shayari
Life is 4 living, i live 4u.Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?Do u knw abt d things which live after death?Eyes 31 minutesBrain 10 mntsLegs 4 hoursSkin 5 daysHeart 10 mntsBones 30 daysLOVE- 4EVER.Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.C lost d 1 who really...
Monday, August 16, 2010
Funny SMS
A good Friend is like a computerhe ENTERS in your life SAVE himselfin your heart,FORMATS all your troublesand never DELETE you from his heart.I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screamingTum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hotaTum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahatishukar hai tum nahi ho!!!Tumko dekha...
Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics
Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics: " ***Tere liye..... Jaagi jaagi soyi na main saari raat, tere liye Bheegi bheegi palkein meri udaas, tere liye Haan ja....
Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa
Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa: "E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai....
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Mix Shayari
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hainmaano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hainRoz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK koaur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….waaaaahhhhhhhhh…Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota haiToote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota haiTumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati haiBandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone makesure that...
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Dil mein aansuyo
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hainTum bin hum bohat akele hainSab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hainDekho hum kitne vele hainSomeday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….Fiteh Mooh…Tusin...
Sunday, August 1, 2010
sms shayaris
Promise me we are true friendsI am lamp you are lightI am Coke you are SpriteI am Sawan you are badalI am Normal you are PagalI am Water you are TankiI am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!You r my sweet SONAI don't want u 2 KHONAI want a place in your heart's KONAOtherwise i will start RONAAtleast Good Morning to kar LONATUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,E-mail...
Friday, July 30, 2010
SMS For Fun
Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)Boy : I Love You..Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?Boy : Oh ho..Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,Fir ruthe to jag chute,Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,Or agar fir bhi rothe to..UTHA DUNDAMaar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)San...
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Funny SMS Shayari
Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :) A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.Hua Had white twin babies, They named Jo-Hua,So Hua,Next Year they had a black BabyThey namedYe-kya-Hua... :) Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???judge:- Rs.10000...
Funny SMS
Aaj kal ki duniya meSarifSmartSacheyDecentor pyareDost milna bhut muskil h,main ab tk heran hu ki,tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.Driver- Kate jano h?Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de......
Thursday, July 22, 2010
SMS Shayari
Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,msg aana bhi band ho gya...Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,Fursat mile to kabul krna ,SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...Aap...
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
""Mohabbat shayari...
Labon pe aaj unka Naam aa gaya,Pyase pass jaise Jaam aa Gaya,Dole kadam to gire unki Bahon mein ja kar,Aaj Hamara Pina hi Hamare Kaam Aa Gaya.Nafrat tum Kabhi na Karna Humse,Hum yeh she nahi payenge,Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Jarurat Nahi ab Tumhari.Aapki Duniya Se hans Kar Chale Jayenge.Tere Dil Ko Sajayange apne armaan deker,Tere labon ko Hasayange apni Muskaan dekar,Dosti ki Kasam Tuje Kafan Se Utha...
Saturday, May 22, 2010
phansi kha le
Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan. Jatti: Moya fansi lai ...
bhua g
Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH h...
64 dant
Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne. Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji. Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin l...
hoy panjabi
Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad" Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne. CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ...
Thursday, April 29, 2010
""English & Hindi Mix Shayari...
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!When u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome...
""Best Shayari
Promise me we are true friendsI am lamp you are lightI am Coke you are SpriteI am Sawan you are badalI am Normal you are PagalI am Water you are TankiI am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!You r my sweet SONAI don't want u 2 KHONAI want a place in your heart's KONAOtherwise i will start RONAAtleast Good Morning to kar LONATUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,E-mail...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
""Mohabbat shayari
""Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.Kuch bhi kaha nahi jaye,Dard saha nahi jaye.Ho ke juda jan-e-ada,Ab to raha nahi jaye.Mane na dil diwana,Jalta rahe parwana.Meine to ki tumse wafa,Tumne nahi pahchana.Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,Jeena sanam dushwar ho gaya.Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.Hoton pe gam k tarane,Ashkon...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
""I AM Afraid To..
""I AM Afraid To Close My EyesI Might Think Of You,I AM Afraid To Open TheMCuz I Might See You,I M Afraid To Move My LipsCuz I Might Speak Of You,I M Afraid To ListenCuz I Might Hear My Heart Fall For You…""""Chand Ke Liye Sitare Anek Hai,Magar Sitaronke Liye Chand Ek Hi Hai,Tere Liye Deewane Anek HaiMagar Mere Liye Tu Ek Hi Hai…""""PHOOLO KI MAHAKTI FIZOWN SEINKAAR KISKO HAI !CHAAND SITARO KI CHANDNI...
""Logonko Kehte Suna..
""Logonko Kehte Suna Hai Aksar,Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge,Magar Is Dilne Mehsoos Kiya HaiMilte Rahenge, To Zinda Rahenge…""""Aapki Mehfilka Mausam Suhana Lage,Ek Pal Chura Lun Agar Bura Na Lage,Aap Hame Milkar Bhul JaogePar Aapko Bhulane Me Shayad Zamana Lage…""""Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi,Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi,Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapki NigahonkaHum Akele To Gunehgaar...
Monday, April 26, 2010
""Funny shayari
L———-O———V———E———L=loss of money.O=out of mind.V=vaste of time.E=end of life.so dont’t LOVE.ONLY LINE MARO………….""Daru pio to aankhe lal,Mehndi lagao to haath lal,Kiss karo to lips lal,Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,Bach gaye to jio mere lal.....
""Life Is For Living....
Life Is For Living,I Live For You,DreaMs Are For DreaMing,I DreaM For You,Wishes Are For WishingI Wish For You,Hearts Are For BeatingMine Beats For You,Angels Are For KeepingCan I Keep You...
""I Like U Marte Dam..
I Like You Utna,U Like Me Jitna,I Like U Tabse,U Like Me Jabse,I Like U Tab Tak,U Like Me Jab Tak,U Like Me Jane Kab Tak,But I Like U Marte Dam Ta...
""Ek too hi hai meri...
""Ek too hi hai meri “Friend”Girl friend mai kiya janu.Kise hota hai “pyar” bhala isko mai kiya janu.Mai to tere pyar ki khusboo dil se hi pahchanu.""""Teri muhabbat aisi hai phoolo mai jaise gulabMai kitna bhi karun tang rahti hai hardam paas.Jab bhi karta hoon dil se yaad,Turant aa jati hai miss call ke saath""""Sapne mai roz aati hai mujhko bahut satati haiTera satana pyar jatana karta hai pagal...
Friday, April 23, 2010
""Surkh aankho se jab..
""Surkh aankho se jab woh dekhte hai..hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete hai..kaun milaye un aankho se aakhe..suna hai woh aakho se apna bana lete hai.!""""Kash Tu samaj paata k pyaar kitna hai,Ose jataane me dard itna hai,Log ikrar karke bhi aasu bahaaya karte hai,Hum izhaar kiye bina khoon se nahaaya karte hai,Kash Tu samaj paata...""""wo kehte hai ki hum unhe pehle kyo nahi milena jaane zindagi mein...
""Aye dost gam na ..
""Aye dost gam na kartakdir badalti rahti haishisha shisha hi rahta haitasvir badalti rahti hai...""Bahoot karib magar zindagi se door houn mein,gamoun se door houn phir bhi khushi se door houn mein.yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhe se,teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door houn mein..""""Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,Hai meri dosti mein...
Thursday, April 22, 2010
""Wo mil jate hai kahani ..
""Usko Chaha Bhi To Izhaar Na Karna AayaLut Gaye Hum Magar Pyar Na Karna AayaUsne Maangi Bhi To Judaai MaangiAur Hum They Humay Inkaar Bhi Na Karna Aaya..""""Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar...Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar...Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar..""""hum tumhara intezaar karte hi reh gaye,tumhare judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye,lakh thamne ki koshish...
""Kab toot jaaye kasam...
""Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,Kab badal jaaye nazar hi to hai,tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal,kab bichad jaaye zindagi hi to hai..""""Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi NibhataAgar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati YaadeinTo Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!""""Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai,Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai,Yaa Laut...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan....
""""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan aaj bhi haidil par tera nishaan aaj bhi haitum toh bhool gaye jaake nai duniya metere liye koi preshaan aaj bhi hailog bhoole hai jala tha kisi ka ghar yaha parmagar khandhar ka nishaan aaj bhi haijamane ka kya bigda jo lut gaya kisi ka jahanjamana toh mutmaaeen aaj bhi hainibhaya hai tumne khoob wafa ka vaadameri peeth pe khanzar ka nishaan aaj bhi haibanaya tha jo tumne...
""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota...
""""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,,K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai,,Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataun?Dil ki gali Mein sannata bohut Hai,,Na milne Ki kasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne,,Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai,,Ye Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko,,In Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai,,Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aansoo,,Shayad mujhe Rona bohut hai,,Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,,Tujhe ek Shakhs...
""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat ...
""""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle,Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai..Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich,Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai..Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri,Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai..Ye jaanta hu ke tujhko nahi...
""Sad Shayari..
""""Is jahaan mein kaash yeh mohabbat na hoti,Shararat na hoti,Shikayat na hoti,Naino mai kisi ke nazakat na hoti,Na hoti bekrari,na hote hum tanha,Agar jahan me kambhkat ye mohabbat na hoti!!!!To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti..Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,Khuda se dua mangi thi marne...