Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Judai Aapki

Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.


Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.


Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
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Monday, December 6, 2010

Pyar Kisise Kro...

Mana k hum itne SWEET k Sugar ho jaye,
itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,
itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,
par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...


Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,
Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,
Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,
Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:)


Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,
Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,
Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahi Dum na nikal jaye un ke INTEZAR me...


Tum Mohbbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe,
Dil De ke Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe,
Meri Aashiqi Maangti hai Tumse sirft,
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

SMS For Fun

Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)


Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)


Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)


Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)


Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.
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Funny SMS

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.


Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)


Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)
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Friday, October 8, 2010

Free NAVRATRI SMS

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"


PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".


“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."
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Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Fun Time...

Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)

Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)

Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Very Funny

Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha

Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)

Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)
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Very Funny SMS

Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.

Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.

Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.

Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)
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Thursday, September 2, 2010

Funny Jokes

Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)


Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.


Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)


Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)
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Funny SMS

Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.


Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)


Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)


Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)
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Monday, August 30, 2010

Love Shayari

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.

*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*
"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..
But,
My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.

You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet. .
You are like you
And that's the reason why i love you...
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Best Shayari

Morning i do not eat Because i think of you
At noon i do not eat Because i think of you
Evening i do not eat Because i think of you
Night i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!

U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart
& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.

Friendship must be like eyes,
Because they move together,
They see together,
They sleep together,
But they never like 2 see tears of each other.
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Funny Shayari

Kissing is d Best Practice 4 Lips,
It keeps the Lips
Wet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So alwz keep kissng
To
Sweet Children Only.. :D

Morning i do not eat bcz i think of u
At noon i do not eat bcz i think of u
Evening i do not eat bcz i think of u
Night i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :D

U must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart
& i m always a Bad shooter Bcoz i miss u always.

Once people told me love is true
i did not believe it till i found u
Now that u r gone, I m going crazy
I wish u were here n tell me"I LOVE U"
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Best Shayari

Some times the world gives so many Reasons 2hate it
but when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say
"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.

Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u Bcz
Every day i pray God 2 take care of u.

Quote by a hurted flirt*
"I lost my life when i was in love
So i m searching life now
Bcz i lost my Love now..

Whenever we find d key 2 success,
Some idiots change d lock...
So, 4get d key... Learn 2 break d Doors!
Then you will rock d world.
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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Missing Shayari

Life is 4 living, i live 4u.
Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.
Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.
Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?

Do u knw abt d things which live after death?
Eyes 31 minutes
Brain 10 mnts
Legs 4 hours
Skin 5 days
Heart 10 mnts
Bones 30 days
LOVE- 4EVER.

Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?
Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.
C lost d 1 who really Love her.

Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u bcz
Evry day i pray God 2 take care of u...
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Monday, August 16, 2010

Funny SMS

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya..
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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Mix Shayari

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Dil mein aansuyo

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Sunday, August 1, 2010

sms shayaris

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
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Friday, July 30, 2010

SMS For Fun

Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)


Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)


Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)


San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"

2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Funny SMS Shayari

Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)


A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)


Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)


Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)


Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)
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Funny SMS

Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,

main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...


Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)
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Thursday, July 22, 2010

SMS Shayari

Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,
Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,
phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,
msg aana bhi band ho gya...

Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,
kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,
Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,
Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...

Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,
SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,
Fursat mile to kabul krna ,
SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...

Aap ke saath rahte-rahte aapki aadat ho gye ,
Aap se baat krte-krte apse chahat ho gye ,
Ek pal na milo to becheni C lagti h ,
Dosti nibhate-nibhate mohbbat ho gye...

Jism mera sanse aapki ban chuki h ,
Dil mera or dhadkne aapki ban chuki h ,
ab kaise btaun aap ko ye jo apka pyar h ,
Wo meri zindgi ban chuki h...

Ek pakija mohbbat ke talabgar the ,
aazmakar dekhte bhut wfadar the ,
humne bhi daman me khushiyo ko sametna chaha ,
Shayad isi khwaish k gunehgar the....

Sitare nikalte h ke raat aaye ,
main kya likhu ke apka jwab aaye ,
sitaro c chamak to nhi pr main kya kru ,
Ki aap jaisa kanjoos 1 SMS krke record bnaye...

Ye aarju thi kuch aisa bhi hua hota ,
meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota ,
Hum laut aate tere paas 1 lumhe me,
BUs 1 bar tere labo pe mera naam aaya to hota...
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

""Mohabbat shayari...

Labon pe aaj unka Naam aa gaya,
Pyase pass jaise Jaam aa Gaya,
Dole kadam to gire unki Bahon mein ja kar,
Aaj Hamara Pina hi Hamare Kaam Aa Gaya.

Nafrat tum Kabhi na Karna Humse,
Hum yeh she nahi payenge,
Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Jarurat Nahi ab Tumhari.
Aapki Duniya Se hans Kar Chale Jayenge.

Tere Dil Ko Sajayange apne armaan deker,
Tere labon ko Hasayange apni Muskaan dekar,
Dosti ki Kasam Tuje Kafan Se Utha le aayenge,
Tere Jism Mein Apni JAAN dekar.

Phool Hote to teri Rahon mein bichh jaate hum,
Gum hote to tuje Kabhi na Satate hum,
yeh or baat hai ki teri Jaan Hai Hum,
na hote to bhi tum pe JAAN lutate hum

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Tuje Ansu bhari who Dua mile Jise Kabhi
na inkar khuda kare, Tuje
Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi Jannat ki Tere
Aangan mein Mohabbaton ki aisi hawa chale.

Lab Khulte Hai Band Ho Jate Hai,
Sacche Dost Milte Hai Bichad Jate Hai,
Per Jab Saath Bitaye Din Yaad Aate Hai Toh
Hasti Aankhon Se Bhi Aansoo Nikal Aate Hai.

Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise reh paate,
Dil Se aapko Kaise Bhula paate,
Kaash ki aap sanso ke alava aaine mai bhi base hote.
Khud ko bhi dekhte toh aap NAZAR aate.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Rishton ki Dori Kamjor Hoti Hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab b puchha dosti ka matlab
Hamari ungli Hamesha aapki orr hoti hai
aapki ungli ???????

Dil ma umang chhe, pan umang ma tu nathi,
Chandra ni chhe chandni pan poonam ni raat nathi,
Sagar ma moti gana chhe pan teni mane jaroor nathi,
Hu tane kai kehva mangu chhu pan mara ma himmat nathi.

Tu kahi sake tem chhe pan tu kehva ni nathi,
Mara Dil ma tu ne tu j chhe pan tara Dil ma hu jnathi
ek hi nazar main aap dost ban gaye,
do baatein hamne ki, ke sara jahan ban gaye,
Pass rehkar bhi log hamare ban na paye,
Door rehkar bhi aap khaas ban gaye.
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Saturday, May 22, 2010

phansi kha le

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.
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bhua g

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.
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64 dant

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.
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hoy panjabi

Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad"

Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne.
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

""English & Hindi Mix Shayari...

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi...

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""Best Shayari

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

""Mohabbat shayari

""Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,
Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.
Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,
Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.
Kuch bhi kaha nahi jaye,
Dard saha nahi jaye.
Ho ke juda jan-e-ada,
Ab to raha nahi jaye.
Mane na dil diwana,
Jalta rahe parwana.
Meine to ki tumse wafa,
Tumne nahi pahchana.
Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,
Jeena sanam dushwar ho gaya.
Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,
Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.
Hoton pe gam k tarane,
Ashkon me doobe fasane.
Tanhaeyan charon taraf,
Aao mujhe bahlane.
Sanson ki saman bujha doon,
Kese tumhe mein bhula doon.
Jo aksh hai dil me mere,
Kese usse mein mita doon.
Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,
Mushkil bada intejar ho gaya.
Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,
Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.
Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,
Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.""
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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

""I AM Afraid To..

""I AM Afraid To Close My Eyes
I Might Think Of You,
I AM Afraid To Open TheM
Cuz I Might See You,
I M Afraid To Move My Lips
Cuz I Might Speak Of You,
I M Afraid To Listen
Cuz I Might Hear My Heart Fall For You…""

""Chand Ke Liye Sitare Anek Hai,
Magar Sitaronke Liye Chand Ek Hi Hai,
Tere Liye Deewane Anek Hai
Magar Mere Liye Tu Ek Hi Hai…""

""PHOOLO KI MAHAKTI FIZOWN SE
INKAAR KISKO HAI !
CHAAND SITARO KI CHANDNI RATON
SE BHI INKAAR KISKO HAI !!
HUM TO JEE RAHE HAI KEVAL AAPKI
KHUSHIYO KI KHAATIR !!!
VARNA ISS GUMO SE BHARI JINDAGI
SE PYAAR KISKO HAI !!!!""
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""Logonko Kehte Suna..

""Logonko Kehte Suna Hai Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge,
Magar Is Dilne Mehsoos Kiya Hai
Milte Rahenge, To Zinda Rahenge…""

""Aapki Mehfilka Mausam Suhana Lage,
Ek Pal Chura Lun Agar Bura Na Lage,
Aap Hame Milkar Bhul Jaoge
Par Aapko Bhulane Me Shayad Zamana Lage…""

""Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi,
Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi,
Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapki Nigahonka
Hum Akele To Gunehgaar Nahi…""
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Monday, April 26, 2010

""Funny shayari

L———-
O———
V———
E———

L=loss of money.
O=out of mind.
V=vaste of time.
E=end of life.

so dont’t LOVE.
ONLY LINE MARO………….


""Daru pio to aankhe lal,
Mehndi lagao to haath lal,
Kiss karo to lips lal,
Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,
Bach gaye to jio mere lal...""
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""Life Is For Living....

Life Is For Living,
I Live For You,
DreaMs Are For DreaMing,
I DreaM For You,
Wishes Are For Wishing
I Wish For You,
Hearts Are For Beating
Mine Beats For You,
Angels Are For Keeping
Can I Keep You???
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""I Like U Marte Dam..

I Like You Utna,
U Like Me Jitna,
I Like U Tabse,
U Like Me Jabse,
I Like U Tab Tak,
U Like Me Jab Tak,
U Like Me Jane Kab Tak,
But I Like U Marte Dam Tak..
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""Ek too hi hai meri...

""Ek too hi hai meri “Friend”
Girl friend mai kiya janu.
Kise hota hai “pyar” bhala isko mai kiya janu.
Mai to tere pyar ki khusboo dil se hi pahchanu.""

""Teri muhabbat aisi hai phoolo mai jaise gulab
Mai kitna bhi karun tang rahti hai hardam paas.
Jab bhi karta hoon dil se yaad,
Turant aa jati hai miss call ke saath""

""Sapne mai roz aati hai mujhko bahut satati hai
Tera satana pyar jatana karta hai pagal diwana
Mere gale se lipat kar too karti hai ji bhar kar pyar
Tujh jaisi koi nahi jo karti hai itna pyar.""
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Friday, April 23, 2010

""Surkh aankho se jab..

""Surkh aankho se jab woh dekhte hai..
hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete hai..
kaun milaye un aankho se aakhe..
suna hai woh aakho se apna bana lete hai.!""

""Kash Tu samaj paata k pyaar kitna hai,
Ose jataane me dard itna hai,
Log ikrar karke bhi aasu bahaaya karte hai,
Hum izhaar kiye bina khoon se nahaaya karte hai,
Kash Tu samaj paata...""

""wo kehte hai ki hum unhe pehle kyo nahi mile
na jaane zindagi mein aur kitne hai shikwe aur gile
ab mile hai toh kaun sa apna bana sakte ho
zindagi ki shikayatein kya ab mita sakte ho..""

""Jo dard unki aankhon mein hain
wo humne iss dil mein mehsoos kiya hain
log ise mohabbat kahe ya fir paagalpan
humne toh ise khuda ka naam diya hai..""

""Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi,
Khata sirf itni hai ke hum batate nahi,
DOSTI aapki anmol hai humare liye,
Samajhte ho aap, isiliye hum jatate nahi...""
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""Aye dost gam na ..

""Aye dost gam na kar
takdir badalti rahti hai
shisha shisha hi rahta hai
tasvir badalti rahti hai...

""Bahoot karib magar zindagi se door houn mein,
gamoun se door houn phir bhi khushi se door houn mein.
yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhe se,
teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door houn mein..""


""Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Teri aankh ka aansoon aapni aankh se gira sakta hoon !!""

""Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega.
aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega...""
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

""Wo mil jate hai kahani ..

""Usko Chaha Bhi To Izhaar Na Karna Aaya
Lut Gaye Hum Magar Pyar Na Karna Aaya
Usne Maangi Bhi To Judaai Maangi
Aur Hum They Humay Inkaar Bhi Na Karna Aaya..""

""Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar...
Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar...
Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..
Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar..""

""hum tumhara intezaar karte hi reh gaye,
tumhare judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye,
lakh thamne ki koshish ki magar ,
ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye ..""
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""Kab toot jaaye kasam...

""Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,
Kab badal jaaye nazar hi to hai,
tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal,
kab bichad jaaye zindagi hi to hai..""


""Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,
Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata
Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein
To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!""

""Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai,
Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai,
Yaa Laut kar Milne Ka Waada Nibhaati Hai!""

""Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,
Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti!!
Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,
To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!!!!!""


""Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!""

""aisa rumaal hi kahan
jo mere asoon ko poch sake
tumhara aisa yeah dil kahan jo
mere haal ko samajh sake""

""KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse,
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE.
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE""

""Ujdha Sansarr Lugg Rahi Hay Duniya
Bhojal Beemar Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya
Jiss Din Say Gaye Ho Tum Uss Din Say Mujhey
"Baasi Akhbar" Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya""

""hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein""
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan....

""""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan aaj bhi hai
dil par tera nishaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh bhool gaye jaake nai duniya me
tere liye koi preshaan aaj bhi hai

log bhoole hai jala tha kisi ka ghar yaha par
magar khandhar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

jamane ka kya bigda jo lut gaya kisi ka jahan
jamana toh mutmaaeen aaj bhi hai

nibhaya hai tumne khoob wafa ka vaada
meri peeth pe khanzar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

banaya tha jo tumne hamari kabr-e-ishq pe
wo mehel aalishaan aaj bhi hai

tumne jaani me apne, na kasar kuch rakkha
fir kyu atki hui meri jaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh kehte the k tum bhool gaye ho ranzish
fir kyu meri maut ka saamaan aaj bhi hai""""
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""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota...

""""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,,
K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai,,

Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataun?
Dil ki gali Mein sannata bohut Hai,,

Na milne Ki kasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne,,
Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai,,

Ye Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko,,
In Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai,,

Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aansoo,,
Shayad mujhe Rona bohut hai,,

Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,,
Tujhe ek Shakhs Ne Chaha bohut hai.!""""
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""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat ...

""""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle,
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai..

Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich,
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai..

Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri,
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai..

Ye jaanta hu ke tujhko nahi mohabbat mujhse,
Magar phir bhi lab pe mere tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Hai yaqeen tujhko paana na hoga mumqeen mere liye,
Ye dil phir bhi roz umeed ki shama jalata kyu hai..

Mehsus ki hai berukhi teri baato mian kayi baar maine,
Lehjo wo phir bhi tera mujhko itna bhata kyu hai..

Hai khabar mujhko nikalega tu meri chahat ka janaza ek din,
Mann mera phir bhi tere khwab sajata kyu hai..

Gar bichad na hi hai to khuda humko milata kyu hai,
KAMSIN ko akhir wo itna satata kyu hai..

Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..""""
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""Sad Shayari..

""""Is jahaan mein kaash yeh mohabbat na hoti,
Shararat na hoti,Shikayat na hoti,
Naino mai kisi ke nazakat na hoti,
Na hoti bekrari,na hote hum tanha,
Agar jahan me kambhkat ye mohabbat na hoti!!!!
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti..
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin Khuda ne bhi Jeena ke liye zindagi de di....""""


""""Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha,
Aap Ne Mere Gahmon ka Samunder Nahi Dekha,
Kitni khoob Surat Hai ye Duniya ye Dekha hai Aap Ne,
Jee Jee ke Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahi Dekha,
Sheeshay ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya Hai Dost,
Lekin waqt ke Hath ka Pather Nahi Dekha,
Rishton ke Tootney ka Dard Tum Kya Jano,
Wo Lamha Tum Ne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha,
Bhatkey Roshni ki Talash Mein Na jane Kahan Kahan,
Afsos ke Apni Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha…""""
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