Friday, May 27, 2016

Whatsapp 1 Line Status - Tujhse Nahi Tere Waqt se Naaraj Hu

तुझसे नहीं ‪तेरे‬ वक़्त से नाराज हूँ … जो कभी तुझे ‪मेरे‬ लिए नहीं मिला
tujhse nahin tere vaqt se naaraaj hu ... jo kabhee tujhe mere lie nahin mila

भले नाम बड़ा नही है हमारा,लेकिन फिर भी आजतक हमने कभी काम छोटे नही किये
Bhale naam bada nahee hai hamaara , lekin phir bhee aajatak hamane kabhee kaam chhote nahee kiye

साला स्मार्ट होने का बडा़ प्रॉब्लेम है … लड़कियाँ देखते ही ये सोचती हैं … इसकी तो पहले से 10-15 गर्लफ्रेंड होंगी…
saala smaart hone ka bada problem hai ... ladakiyaan dekhate hee ye sochatee hain ... isakee to pahale se 10-15 garlaphrend hongee ...

अमीर तो हम भी बहुत थे, पर दॊलत सिर्फ दिल की थी … खर्च भी बहुत किया ए दोस्त, पर दुनिया मे गिनती सिर्फ नोटों की हुई…
Ameer to ham bhee bahut the , par dolat sirph dil kee thee ... kharch bhee bahut kiya e dost , par duniya me ginatee sirph noton kee huee ...

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Akad Whatsapp Ego Status - Yu na Dekh Nafarat se Mujhe

वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे .. नजर क्यूं रखती है … मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं रखती है …
vaasta nahee rakhana .. to phir mujhape ​​.. najar kyoon rakhatee hai ... main kis haal mein jinda hoon ... too ye sab khabar kyoon rakhatee hai ...

यूँ न देख नफरत से मुझे…वही चेहरा है जिसे आपने टूट कर चाहा था…!!
yoon na dekh napharat se mujhe ... vahee chehara hai jise aapane toot kar chaaha tha ... !!

हम बुरे ही भले अब.. जब अच्छे थे तब कौन से मैडल मिल गए
ham bure hee bhale ab .. jab achchhe the tab kaun se maidal mil gae

ज़िंदगी ❤ में बहुत्त कष्ट 😞है, फिर भी हम 👬 मस्त है !!😎
zindagee ❤ mein bahutt kasht 😞hai , phir bhee ham 👬 mast hai !! 😎

अब डर लगता है मुझे उन लोगो से…जो कहते है, “मेरा यक़ीन तो करो”!
ab dar lagata hai mujhe un logo se ... jo kahate hai , " mera yaqeen to karo !"

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Aukat Mein Rah BC Status - Log to Hamaare Andaaj se Jal Jaate Hai

दीदार की तलब हो तो नजरें जमाये रखना .. क्यों कि ‘नकाब’ हो या ‘नसीब’ सरकता जरूर है…
deedaar kee talab ho to najaren jamaaye rakhana .. kyon ki  nakaab  ho ya  naseeb  sarakata jaroor hai ...

लोग फ्री का wi -fi नहीं छोड़ते और पगली तूने इतना प्यार करने वाला लड़का छोड़ दिया
log Free ka vaee phaee nahin chhodate aur pagalee toone itana pyaar karane vaala ladaka chhod diya

खवाहिश नही मुझे मशहुर होने की … आप मुझे पहचानते हो बस इतना ही काफी है…
khavaahish nahee mujhe mashahur hone kee ... aap mujhe pahachaanate ho bas itana hee kaaphee hai ...

रुकावटे तो ज़िन्दा इन्सान के लिए हैं…..मय्यत के लिए तो सब रास्ता छोड़ देते है…
Rukaavate to zinda insaan ke lie hain ... ..mayyat ke lie to sab raasta chhod dete hai ...

इंसान सिर्फ आग से नहीं जलता, कुछ लोग तो हमारे अंदाज से जल जाते है
Insaan sirph aag se nahin jalata , kuchh log to hamaare andaaj se jal jaate hai


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New Aukat Status - Mere khoon mein Dodati hain (Jeet)

तुझे तो मोहब्बत भी तेरी औकात से ज्यादा की थी… अब तो नफरत की बात है सोच ले तेरा क्या होगा…
tujhe to mohabbat bhee teree aukaat se jyaada kee thee ... ab to napharat kee baat hai soch le tera kya hoga ...
उन्होंने तो हमें धक्का दिया था डुबाने के इरादे से… अंजाम ये निकला हम तैराक बन गए।
Unhonne to hamen dhakka diya tha dubaane ke iraade se ... anjaam ye nikala ham tairaak ban gae .

दाद देते है तुम्हारे ‘नजर-अंदाज’ करने के हुनर को.!! जिसने भी सिखाया वो उस्ताद कमाल का होगा..!!
daad dete hai tumhaare  najar - andaaj  karane ke hunar ​​ko . !! jisane bhee sikhaaya vo ustaad kamaal ka hoga .. !!

मेरे खून में दाैडती हैं, जीत….
Mere khoon mein Dodati hain , jeet ... .

अजीब किस्सा है जिन्दगी का,अजनबी हाल पूछ रहे हैं…. और अपनो को खबर तक नहीं।
Ajeeb kissa hai jindagee ka , ajanabee haal poochh rahe hain ... . aur apano ko khabar tak nahin ।

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HSSPP Postponed Computer Instructor Exam 29.05.2016



HSSPP Computer Instructor/Teacher Exam Schedule 2016 Admit Card
(Updated on 27.05.16). Check HSSPP Computer Instructor Admit Card, Selection Criteria, Syllabus, Exam Date & Pattern 2016. Haryana School Shiksha Pariyojna Parishad (HSSPP), Panchkula postponed written exam scheduled for 29.05.2016 for 6672 posts of Computer Instructor and Junior Computer Instructor. The Parishad will notify fresh
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Sad Rain Status - Baarish Mein Jism Bhigata Hain aur Mahobat Main Aankhe

अब जितना बरसना है बरसले ए बारिश
वो चला गया है जिसके साथ मे तुम्हारे इस तोहफे
को सीने से लगा लिया करता था |
ab jitana barasana hai barasale e baarish
vo chala gaya hai jisake saath me tumhaare is tohaphe
ko seene se laga liya karata tha

पता नही ऐसा क्या हे इस बारिश मे
जितनी ज़्यादा बरस रही है उतना ही तुम याद आ रहे हो|
pata nahee aisa kya he is baarish me
jitanee zyaada baras rahee hai utana hee tum yaad aa rahe ho

बारिश और महोबत दोनों ही यादगार होते हे,
बारिश में जिस्म भीगता हैं और महोबत मैं आँखे…
Baarish aur mahobat donon hee yaadagaar hote he ,
Baarish mein jism bheegata hain aur mahobat main aankhe ...

दुआ बारिश की करते हो मगर छतरी नहीं रखते, भरोसा है नहीं तुमको खुदा पर क्या जरा सा भी….
Dua baarish kee karate ho magar chhataree nahin rakhate , bharosa hai nahin tumako khuda par kya jara sa bhee ... .

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Thursday, May 26, 2016

Aapki Yaad Barish Status for Whatsapp

गिरा दे जितना पानी है तेरे पास ऐ बादल, ये प्यास किसी के मिलने से बुझेगी तेरे बरसने से नही….
gira de jitana paanee hai tere paas ai baadal , ye pyaas kisee ke milane se bujhegee tere barasane se nahee ...


तपिश और बढ़ गई इन चंद बूंदों के बाद, काले सियाह बादल ने भी बस यूँ ही बहलाया मुझे….
tapish aur badh gaee in chand boondon ke baad , kaale siyaah baadal ne bhee bas yoon hee bahalaaya mujhe ... .

Kisne bheege hue baalon se ye jhatkaa pani,
Jhoom ke aayi ghata toot ke barasa pani.
Koi matawali ghata peeke jawani ki umang,
Dil baha le gaya barsat ka pehala pani.

Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti,
Ab kuchh aise haalat hain hamare ki,
Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.

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BSF Tradesman Recruitment 561 Constable Jobs Apply 2016-17

Border Security Force (BSF) invited applications for filling up the following 561 Vacancies of Constable (Tradesman) for the year 2016-17. All eligible Male Indian citizens can apply for Constable Tradesman Jobs for Cobbler, Tailor, Carpenter, Draughtsman, Painter, Cook, Water Carrier, Washer Man, Barber, Sweeper, Waiter, Mali and Khoji trades. BSF Constable Tradesman Recruitment or BSF Bharti CT TM Vacancies 2016-2017 as application form, eligibility, pay scale, vacancy details, last date etc latest information is given below.

BSF Bharti Constable TM Vacancies 2016-2017

BSF Tradesman, Constable TM, Constable Tradesman Jobs
Pay Scale/ Salary - Rs.5200-20200 (PB-1) with GP Rs.2000
Total number of Vacancies - 561 Vacancies
(UR - 266, SC - 87, ST - 53, OBC - 155)

Trade-wise Distribution of vacancies
Cobbler - 67, Tailor - 28, Carpenter - 02, Draughtsman - 01, Painter - 05, Cook - 140, Water Carrier - 49, Washer Man - 49, Barber - 42, Sweeper - 147, Waiter - 24, Mali - 01 and Khoji - 06
Download Vacancy details (State wise, Category wise and Trade wise) for recruitment of CT (TM) for the year 2016-17.

Age Limit - Between 18 to 23 years as on 01 August 2016
Educational Qualification
Matriculation (10th pass) or equivalent from a recognized University/Board with- 2 years work experience in respective trades Or Industrial Training Institute/Vocational Institute 1 year course certificate with min 1 year experience in the trade Or 2 years Diploma from Industrial Training Institute in the trade/similar trade.

Selection/ Recruitment Process
The Selection/ Recruitment Process will consist of PST/ PET, Documentation, Trade Test, Written Test and Medical Examination. For Physical Standards (Height, Chest & Weight), Exam Pattern and Selection Procedure read the information below.
See also - Constable Tradesman Exam Pattern & Selection Procedure

Examination Fee
Candidates are required to pay Rs. 50/- as examination fee in the form of a Demand Draft or Postal Order in favour of Concerned IG/ Commandant payable at Bank or post office of concerned RA/ Headquarter under which their State falls. SC/ST and Ex-servicemen candidates are not required to submit exam fee.

How to Apply
Eligible and desirous candidates may apply for BSF Tradesmen Vacancies 2016-2017 in the prescribed application form by downloading from website www.bsf.nic.in or from the link below. Send application form complete in all respect along with self attested passport size photographs, admit card, exam fee and self attested copies of required documents to the concerned Headquarter/RA (see recruitment notice) under which your State falls so as to reach on or before last date.
Required Documents
1. Admit Card duly filled in the prescribed format
2. Examination fee in the form of a Demand Draft or Postal Order
3. Self-attested copies of 10th pass certificate (as proof of age), Educational/ Technical/ Experience certificates, Domicile certificate and SC/ST/OBC Certificate
4. One self addressed envelopes (size 23 x 10 Cms) with postage stamps of Rs. 27/-
Envelope containing application must be superscribed in bold letters as �APPLICATION FOR THE POST OF CONSTABLE (TRADESMEN) IN BSF - 2016�
Last date for receipt of Application form - 20.06.2016
Application Form and Notification
Download BSF Tradesman application form from the links below. For more details about BSF Recruitment Tradesman Vacancy download recruitment notification.
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BSF Constable Tradesman Exam Pattern TM Selection Procedure

Candidates willing to join the Border Security Force (BSF) as a Constable TM can find here the Exam Pattern and Selection Procedure for recruitment of Constable Tradesman. Selection and Recruitment process for Constable Tradesman will consist of Physical Standards Test (PST), Physical Efficiency Test (PET), Documentation, Trade Test, Written Test and Medical Examination. Final selection of candidates will be based on marks obtained by the candidates in Written Exam.

BSF Tradesman Recruitment Process 2016-2017

BSF Tradesman, Exam Pattern, Syllabus, Selection Procedure
Check BSF Syllabus/ Pattern for Constable Tradesman PST, PET, Trade Test, Written Test and Medical Exam in detail on this page. For application form, eligibility, pay scale, vacancy details etc about the current BSF Constable Tradesman Recruitment check the link below.

Tradesman Selection Procedure
1. PST and PET
Candidates whose application forms are found to be in order will be called for PST & PET. PST/ PET will consist of Height Test, PET (05 Kms race in 24 minutes), Biometric identification & screening of testimonials/ documents and chest & weight measurement. PET will be only qualifying in nature and it will not carry any marks. Physical Standards (Height, Chest & Weight) will be tested as follows:
Physical Standards
ST/Adivasis - Height: 162.5 Cms, Chest: 76-81 Cms
Candidates belonging to Garhwali, Kumaoni, Gorkha, Dogra & Maratha and candidates from Sikkim, Nagaland, Arunachal Pradesh, Manipur, Tripura, Mizoram, Meghalaya, Assam, Himachal Pradesh, Kashmir, Leh & Ladakh regions of J&K  - Height: 165 Cms, Chest: 78-83 Cms
All other States/UTs - Height: 167.5 Cms, Chest: 78-83 Cms
Weight - Proportionate to height
2. Trade Test
Candidates qualified in the PST & PET will undergo the respective Trade Test. Candidates will have to appear for one trade test only as filled in the application form. Trade test will be qualifying in nature and it will not carry any marks.
3. Written Test
Candidates qualified in the PST, PET and Trade Test will be allowed to appear in the Written Exam.
Exam Syllabus/ Pattern - BSF Constable Tradesmen question paper will be of 02 hours duration and will consist of 100 objective type questions (01 mark each). The CT TM Question Paper will be of 10th standard and will comprise of questions on General Awareness/ General Knowledge, Knowledge of Elementary Mathematics, Analytical aptitude, Ability to observe & distinguish Patterns and Basic knowledge of English/Hindi. The question paper will be set both in Hindi and English.
Cut off marks for qualifying in written exam:
Gen/ Ex-Servicemen - 35% Marks
SC/ ST/ OBC - 33% Marks
4. Medical Examination
Candidates qualified in the written test will be called for Medical examination in order of merit. The candidates will be medically examined to assess their physical & medical fitness as prescribed in the eligibility conditions.
Final Selection - State, Trade and category wise final merit lists will be prepared on the basis of marks obtained by the candidates in the Written Examination.
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Attitude Status in English for Whatsapp

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.


Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Don't get confused between my personality and my attitude. My personality is WHO I AM and my attitude depends on WHO YOU ARE.

"I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!"

"There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS, so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE."

"I don't insult people , I just describe them"

Love me? Great
Hate me? Even better
ThinkI’m ugly? Don’t look at me
Dont know me? Don’t judge me
Think you know me? You have no idea.


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Ye Sawan or Barish or Sath Tum - Shayari on Barish

Kal raat barasti rahi sawan ki
ghata bhi,
Aur hum bhi teri yaad mein dil khol
ke roye…..

Aaj bhigi hai palke kisi ki yaad mein,
Aakash bhi simat gaya hai apne aap mein,
Oas ki boonde aisi giri hai jameen per,
Maano chand bhi roya ho uski yaad mein.

Mat pucha karo mujhse ki tum mere
kya lagte ho
Jis tarah Dil ki liye dhadkan zaruri hai,usi tarah mere liye tum…..

Aaj barish me tere sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna Suhana hai,
Barish ki bunde jo gire tere hotho pe,
Unhe apne hotho se uthana hai.
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Mausam Mansoon Ka - Best Rainy Weather Shayari

Kitna adhura lagta hai tab jab,
badal ho par barish na ho,
jab zindagi ho par pyaar na ho,
jab ankhe ho par khwab na ho,
aur jab koyi apna ho par sath na ho.

Dil ka yahi dastoor hota hai!
Jise chaho wo apno se door hota hai!
Dil toot ke bikharta hai is kadar
Jaise kanch ka tukda chur chur hota hai…..

Bahot Dinon Se Thi Ye Asmaan Ki Saazish
Aj Puri Hui Unki Khuwahish
Bhig Lo Apno Ko Yad Kr Ke
Mubarak Ho Apko Ye Aaj ki Barish…

Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat..
Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat..
Wo bheegi si ankhe.. woh bheega hua sath..
Mubark ho apko.. khoobsurat barsaat.
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Negative Attitudes Quotes - Negative people can only infest you

“Save your skin from the corrosive acids from the mouths of toxic people. Someone who just helped you to speak evil about another person can later help another person to speak evil about you.”
― Israelmore Ayivor

“Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. Willie Nelson

When you wake up every day, you have two choices. You can either be positive or negative; an optimist or a pessimist. I choose to be an optimist. It's all a matter of perspective. Harvey Mackay

You're going to go through tough times - that's life. But I say, 'Nothing happens to you, it happens for you.' See the positive in negative events. Joel Osteen

“You cannot expect to live a positive life if you hang with negative people.” 
― Joel Osteen
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Love Rainy Status - Mausam Haseen Hai Lekin Tum Jaisa Nahin

भीगेँगे जो किसी रोज हम मोहब्बत की ‘बरसात’ में..☔फिर’कमज़ोर’ से इस दिल को इश्क का ‘बुखार’ पक्का है.
Bhigenge jo kisee roj ham mohabbat kee  barasaat  mein..☔phirkamazor  se is dil ko ishk ka  bukhaar  pakka hai .

*आज कुछ और नहीं बस इतना सुनो..मौसम हसीन है, लेकिन तुम जैसा नहीं..*_…✍🏼✍🏼
* aaj kuchh aur nahin bas itana suno..mausam haseen hai , lekin tum jaisa nahin .. * _ ... ✍🏼✍🏼

आज कुछ और नहीं बस इतना सुनो..
मौसम हसीन है, लेकिन तुम जैसा नहीं..
aaj kuchh aur nahin bas itana suno ..
mausam haseen hai , lekin tum jaisa nahin ..

कुछ लोगों का दिल जीत लिया आकर इस बरसात ने,और कुछ इस सोच में डूबे हैं की आज वो सोयेंगे कहाँ.
kuchh logon ka dil jeet liya aakar is barasaat ne , aur kuchh is soch mein doobe hain kee aaj vo soyenge kahaan .
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Dard Bhari Barish Short Shayari and Status

पूछते हो ना मुझसे तुम हमेशा की मे कितना प्यार करता हू तुम्हे
तो गिन लो बरसती हुई इन बूँदो को तुम|
poochhate ho na mujhase tum hamesha kee me kitana pyaar karata hoo tumhe
to gin lo barasatee huee in boondo ko tum.

मोसम हे बारिश का ओर याद तुम्हारी आती है
बारिश के हर कतरे से आवाज़ तुम्हारी आती है|
mosam he baarish ka or yaad tumhaaree aatee hai
baarish ke har katare se aavaaz tumhaaree aatee hai.

जब जब गरजते हे ये बादल मेरे दिल की धड़कन बढ़ जाती है|
ओर मेरे दिल की हर एक धड़कन से आवाज़ आती है|
jab jab garajate he ye baadal mere dil kee dhadakan badh jaatee hai |
or mere dil kee har ek dhadakan se aavaaz aatee hai

ए बारिश बरस बरस ओर बरस
आज तो तू उसकी यादो को बहा कर ही लेजा|
E baarish baras baras or baras
aaj to too usakee yaado ko baha kar hee leja
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Ye Bhiga Mausam - Barish Shayari for Facebook Updates

Agar Bhigne Ka Itna Hi Shoq Hai Baarish Me,
To Dekho Na Meri Aankhon Me,
Baarish To Har Ek Ke Liye Hoti Hai,
Lekin Ye Aankhein Sirf Tumhare Liye Barasti Hain.

Aye barish zara tham ke baras,
Jab mera yaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
Pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
Phir itna baras ki woh ja na sake.

Khyalon mein wahi, sapno mein wahi,
Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi,
Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi,
Ek baarish hi thi, jo humare sath roti rahi.

Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti,
Ab kuchh aise haalat hain hamare ki,
Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.
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Romantic Barish SMS - Rain Status for Whatsapp in Hindi

Barishon ke mosam mein,
Tum ko yaad karney ki,
Aadatien purani hain!....,
Ab ki bar socha hai,
Aadatien badal dalein,
Phir khayal aaya ke ,
Aadatein badalne se,
Barishein nahin rukti.

Barsat ki bheegi raaton mein fir koi suhani yaad aayi,
Kuchh apna jamana yaad aaya kuchh unki jawani yaad aayi,
Hum bhool chuke the jisne hamein duniya mein akela chhor diya,
Jab gaur kiya to ek surat jaani pehchani yaad aayi.

Khyalon mein wahi, sapno mein wahi,
Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi,
Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi,
Ek baarish hi thi, jo humare sath roti rahi.

खूब हौसला बढ़ाया आँधियों ने धूल का, मगर दो बूँद बारिश ने औकात बता दी….

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

मजबूरियॉ ओढ के निकलता हूं घर से आजकल, वरना शौक तो आज भी है बारिशों में भीगनें का….

Everybody wants hapiness nobody wants pain but you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain.
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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Facebook Pagali Status New Collection

अपने Whatsapp पर मत इतरा Pagli, जितने तेरे Friend है…
उतने तो हमारे Anytime Online रहते है…?
apane whatsapp par mat itara pagalee , jitane tere dost hai ...

utane to hamaare kabhee bhee onalain rahate hai ...?


अरे ‪#‎पगली‬ मेरा ‪#‎Attitude‬ तो 4G से भी जादा ‪#‎fast‬ है,
एक बार ‪#‎Click‬ करके तो देख, बिना ‪#‎Loding‬ लिए सीधे ‪#‎Dil‬ मे उतर जाऊंगा.
Are pagalee mera 4 jee se bhee jaada tej hai to manovrtti ,
ek baar karake to dekh , bina loding lie seedhe dil me utar jaoonga klik karen.

ज्यादा ‪Smart बनने की कोशिश मत कर पगले क्योंकि,
मेरे ‪बाल‬ भी तेरे ‎औकात‬ से लंबे है.
jyaada smaart banane kee koshish mat kar pagale kyonki ,
mere baal bhee tere aukaat se lambe hai .

ऐ पगली… तू Reply नही दे रही उस का Matlab ये नही की Attitude है तेरे में…. तुझे डर है की तू मुझसे प्यार ना कर बैठे .. ..
Ai pagali ... too uttar nahee de rahee us ka maitalaib ye nahee kee manovrtti tere mein ... hai . tujhe dar hai kee too mujhase pyaar na kar baithe .. ..
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Akad Ego Attitude Status Dhamaka

एक बात सुन पगली,
कभी मेरी आँखों में आँखे मत मिलाना,
फिर मत कहना कि ना चाहते हुए भी तूझसे प्यार हो गया…
ek baat sun pagali ,
kabhi meri aankhon mein aankhe mat milaana ,
phir mat kahana ki na chaahate hue bhee toojhase pyaar ho gaya ...

हमारी रगों में वो खून दोड़ता है,
जिसकी एक बूंद अगर तेजाब पर गिर जाये तो तेजाब जल जाये…
hamaari ragon mein vo khoon dodata hai ,
jisaki ek boond agar tejaab par gir jaaye to tejaab jal jaaye ...

“Khush rahene ki baat mat kar, Khusi kudh hamse Muskurana sikhne aaya karti hai.”

“Badey Badey Ashiq mere Status ko dekh kar Salaam thoktey hai.”

“Beshak Hamari Gang choti hai… Par sadasya usme Sarey Sultaan Mirza jaise rakhte hai.”
बेशक हमारी गेंग छोटी है.. पर सदस्य उसमें सारे सुलतान मिर्जा जैसे रखते है…
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Wafa Attitude Status in Hindi - Pyaar Ke laphz

तनहइयो के आलम की ना बात करो जनाब;
नहीं तो फिर बन उठेगा जाम और बदनाम होगी शराब।
tanahiyo ke aalam kee na baat karo janaab ;
nahin to phir ban uthega jaam aur badanaam hogee sharaab .

बहुत देखा है ज़िन्दगी में समझदार बनकर पर ख़ुशी हमेशा पागल बनकर ही मिली है।
bahut dekha hai zindagee mein samajhadaar banakar par khushee hamesha paagal banakar hee milee hai .

दो चार लफ्ज प्यार के लेके मैं क्या करू…”देनी है तो…” वफ़ा की मुकम्मल किताब दे “
do chaar laphj pyaar ke leke main kya karoo ... " deni hai to ..." vafa kee mukammal kitaab de "

नया नया‬ है ‪तू बेटे‬…
मैंने ‪खेल‬ पुराने ‪खेले‬ है 😎
जिन लोगों के दम पर ‪‎उछलता‬ है तू…
‪मेरे‬ पुराने वो चेले‬ है 
naya naya hai too bete ...
mainne khel puraane khele hai 😎
jin logon ke dam par uchhalata hai too ...
mere puraane vo chele hai
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Dil tod Attitude Status in Hindi

# दिल तो कुतो के पास भी होता है # लेकिन# छाती ठोक के चलना है #तो हमारी तरह# जिगरा चाहिए #
# dil to kuto ke paas bhee hota hai lekin # # chhaatee thok ke chalana hai # to hamaaree tarah # jigara chaahie #

क्रोध आने पर चिल्लाने के लिए ताकत नहीं लगती बल्कि शांत होकर चुप रहने में लगती है।
krodh aane par chillaane ke lie taakat nahin lagatee balki shaant hokar chup rahane mein lagatee hai .

Teri Pic dekh kar Zamana Ruk Jata hai,
Par meri Pic dekh kar Zamana Juk jata hai…

ये तो अच्छा है कि ” दिल ” सिर्फ सुनता है … अगर कहीं बोलता होता तो ” क़यामत ” आ जाती।।
ye to achchha hai ki " dil " sirph sunata hai ... agar kaheen bolata hota to " qayaamat " aa jaatee ..

लड़की की Hansi और कुत्ते की Khamosi पर कभी भरोसा नहीं करना चाहिए…
ladaki ki haansi aur kutte ki khamosi kabhi bharosa nahin karana chaahie ...
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Pagle Whatsapp Status and DP in Hindi

पगले तेरा नसीब अच्छा है,
कि तुझे मेरे #Status और #DP देखने को मिल रहे है…
pagale tera naseeb achchha hai ,
ki tujhe mere #status aur #dp dekhane ko mil rahe hai ...

सुना था मोहब्बत मिलती है मोहब्बत के बदले,
हमारी बारी आई तो, रिवाज ही बदल गया
suna tha mohabbat milatee hai mohabbat ke badale ,
hamaaree baaree aaee to , rivaaj hee badal gaya

मेरे बाद किसी और को हमसफ़र बनाकर देख लेना .. तेरी ही धड़कन कहेगी कि उसकी वफ़ा में कुछ ओर ही बात थी।
mere baad kisee aur ko hamasafar banaakar dekh lena .. teree hee dhadakan kahegee ki usakee vafa mein kuchh or hee baat thi.

किसी 👩 को #शिद्दत ☝ से #चाहो, 😘
तो #पूरी_कायनात 👐 का #भाव 😌 वो #अकेले ☝ही
#खाने_लग :?😒 जाती है ।।
kisee 👩 ko # shiddat ☝ se # chaaho , 😘
to # pooree_kaayanaat 👐 ka # bhaav 😌 vo # akele ☝hee
# khaane_lag : 😒 jaatee hai .

ऐ पगली… तेरे #Jewar से कीमती मेरे #Tewar है…
ai pagali ... tere #jaiwar se keemati mere #taiwar hai ...
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Love AKAD Whatsapp Status in Hindi

तुम कभी मेरे साथ…
आसमां तक चलो…
मुझे इस चाँद का…
गुरूर तोड़ना है….
tum kabhee mere saath ...
aasamaan tak ​​chalo ...
mujhe is chaand ka ...
todana hai guroor ... .

ओ Pagli मेरा Face अपने #अन्दर Install मत करना वरना# 13 Dil Hang# हो जायेगा
o pagali mera chehara apane # mat karana varana # 13 # dil haing ho sthaapit andar jaayega

Tewar और #Jewar संभाल कर रखने की चीज है…
यू बात बात पर किसी को दिखाये नहीं जाते…
Tewar aur #Jewar sambhaal kar rakhane kee cheej hai ...
yoo baat baat par kisee ko dikhaaye nahin jaate ...

लोग आपकी मजबूरी समझते हैं … तभी तो उसका फायदा उठाते हैं…
log aapaki majaboori samajhate hain ... tabhi to usaka phaayada uthaate hain ..

अग़र फितरत हमारी सहने की नहीं होती,
तो हिम्मत तुम्हारी कुछ कहने की नहीं होती.
agar phitarat hamaari sahane kee nahin hoti ,
to himmat tumhaari kuchh kahane ki nahin hoti .


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Sharab - Ishq Status and SHayari for Whatsapp

दुनिया की सबसे बड़ी ग़लतफहमी : जब नसीब चलता है तो लोगों को गुमान हो जाता है कि उनका दिमाग चल रहा है…
duniya kee sabase badi galataphahami : jab naseeb chalata hai to logon ko gumaan ho jaata hai ki unaka dimaag chal raha hai ...

शक ना कर मेरी मुहब्बत पर पगली,अगर मै सबूत देने पर आया तो … तु बदनाम हो जायेगी..!!!
shak na kar meri muhabbat par pagali , agar mai saboot dene par aaya to ... tu badanaam ho jaayegi .. !!!

साँप घर पर आ जाए तो लोग डंडे मारते हैं और शिवलिंग पर दिखाई दे तो हाथ जोड़ते हैं … लोग सम्मान आपका नहीं आपके स्थान और स्थिति का करते हैं…
saanp ghar par aa jae to log dande maarate hain aur shivaling par dikhaee de to haath jodate hain ... log sammaan aapaka nahin aapake sthaan aur sthiti ka karate hain ...

मिलावट है तेरे इश्क़ में इत्र और शराब की,
कभी महक जाता हूँ तो कभी बहक जाता हूँ..!!
milaavat hai tere ishq mein itr aur sharaab kee ,
kabhee mahak jaata hoon to kabhee bahak jaata hoon .. !!

औरो की तरह हम नही लिखते है डायरियां..!!बस याद तुम्हारी आती है और बन जाती है शायरियाँ..!!
auro kee tarah ham nahee likhate hai daayariyaan .. !! bas yaad tumhaaree aatee hai aur ban jaatee hai shaayariyaan .. !!
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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Indian Navy Bharti Syllabus SSR and AA Recruitment Exam

Indian Navy Exam Syllabus & Pattern for Senior Secondary Recruits (SSR) and Artificer Apprentice is being provided on this page for all the candidates who are preparing for Sailors Entry Courses SSR and AA. Question Paper for SSR and AA Recruitment Written Exam will comprise of objective type questions on Science, Mathematics, English and General Knowledge. Check the latest information about Join Indian Navy (Nausena Bharti) Syllabus & Pattern 2016-2017 for Senior Secondary Recruit (SSR) and Artificer Apprentice (AA) recruitment below.

Navy SSR and AA Syllabus & Pattern 2016-2017

Written Exam Scheme/ Pattern
Total Duration for Written Exam - 01 Hour
Level - 10+2 (12th) Standard
Indian Navy Syllabus, Pattern, SSR Syllabus, AA Syllabus
SSR Written Exam question paper will be of 10+2 standard and will comprise of four sections i.e. English, Science, Mathematics and General Knowledge. The question paper will be of 01 hour duration and will consist of objective type questions. The question paper will be bilingual i.e. will be set both in English and Hindi. Candidates are required to pass in all sections and in aggregate.

SSR and AA Syllabus
Science
1. Physical World and Measurement, Kinematics, Laws of Motion, Work, Energy and Power, Motion of System of Particles and Rigid Body / Gravitation
2. Mechanics of Solids and Fluids, Heat Thermodynamics, Oscillations, Waves, Electrostatics, Current Electricity
3. Magnetic Effect of Current and Magnetism, Electromagnetic Induction and Alternating Current, Electromagnetic Waves
4. Optics, Dual Nature of Matter and Radiations, Atomic Nucleus / Solid and Semi-Conductor Devices, Principles of Communication
5. Metals and Non Metals, Organic Chemistry, Food, Nutrition and Health, Physiology and Human Diseases, Computer Science

Mathematics
1. Relations and Functions, Logarithms, Complex Numbers, Quadratic Equations, Sequences and Series, Trigonometry
2. Cartesian System of Rectangular Coordinates, Straight Lines Family of Straight Lines, Circles
3. Conic Sections, Permutations and Combinations, Vectors, Exponential and Logarithmic Series, Sets and Set Theory, Statistics
4. Introduction to Three- Dimensional Geometry, Probability Function, Limits and Continuity, Differentiation, Applications of Derivatives
5. Indefinite Integrals, Binomial Theorem, Matrices, Determinants, Definite Integrals

English
1. Passage, Preposition, Correction of sentences, Change active to passive/passive to active voice
2. Change direct to indirect/indirect to direct, Verbs/Tense/Non Finites, Punctuation
3. Substituting phrasal verbs for expression, Synonyms and Antonyms, Meanings of difficult words
4. Use of adjective, Compound preposition, Determiners (use of a, the, any etc), Use of pronouns

General Knowledge/ General Awareness
1. Culture and Religion, Geography: Soil, Rivers, Mountains, Ports, Inland Harbours, Freedom Movement
2. Sports: championships / Winners / Terms / No of Players, Defence, Wars and Neighbours, Current Affairs
3. Important National Facts about India, Heritage and Arts, Dance, History, Languages, Capitals and Currencies
4. National: Bird / Animal / Sport / Flower / Anthem / Song / Flag / Monuments, Eminent Personalities
5. Common Names, Full forms and Abbreviations, Discoveries, Diseases and Nutrition, Award and Authors
Navy SSR and AA Syllabus Download
Download Navy SSR Syllabus and AA Syllabus in pdf format from the link provided below.
For the detailed information about Join Indian Navy Recruitment for SSR and AA as eligibility, physical standards, PFT, online application form, important dates etc visit on the links below:
Navy Sailors Artificer Apprentice (AA) 10+2 Entry
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Monday, May 23, 2016

Whatsapp Sad Alone Status in Hindi

जो लम्हा साथ हैं उसे जी भर के जी लेना
कम्बख्त ये जिंदगी भरोसे के काबिल नहीं है।
jo lamha saath hain use jee bhar ke jee lena
kambakht ye jindagee bharose ke kaabil nahin hai .

मोहब्बत की आजमाइश दे दे कर थक गया हूँ..
ऐ खुदा किस्मत मेँ कोई ऐसा लिख दे जो मौत तक वफा करे
mohabbat kee aajamaish de de kar thak gaya hoon ..
ai khuda kismat men koee aisa likh ​​de jo maut tak vapha kare

खामोश बैठें तो वो कहते हैं उदासी अच्छी नहीं..
ज़रा सा हँस लें तो मुस्कुराने की वजह पूछ लेते हैं।
khaamosh baithen to vo kahate hain udaasee achchhee nahin ..
zara sa hans len to muskuraane kee vajah poochh lete hain .

गिरते हुए आँसुओं को कौन देखता है..
झूठी मुस्कान के दीवाने हैं सब यहाँ।
girate hue aansuon ko kaun dekhata hai ..
jhoothee muskaan ke deevaane hain sab yahaan .
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