Saturday, November 12, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Yaaden Shayari for Friends
"Tanhayi me muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat ko sab se chuppana ishq hai,
Yun to neend nahi aati hai raato ko,
Yun neend se jaag jana bhi ishq hai…..!!
"kasoor Na Unka Hai Na Mera,...............
Hum Dono Hi Rishton Ki Rasme Nibhate Rahe,..........
Wo Dosti ka Ehsaas Jatate Rahe,.............................
Hum Muhabbat Ko Dil Me Chupate Rahe".................
"Yiad Hum B Aapko Karte Hai,....................................
Yiad Aap B Hame Karte Hai,........................................
Fark itna Hai Hum Yiad Aney Par Sms Karte Hai
Aur Aap Sms Ane Par Yaad Karte Hai...".......................
"Kabir Special...............
Miss U Miss U Sab Kahe,
Actually Miss Kare Na Koi,
Jab koi Kisi Ko Miss Kare,
To SMS Band Kyu Hoye"..............
"Duriyon ki yun parvah na kijiye,.................
Jab B dil pukare hume bula lijiye,.................
Hum jyada dur nahi aap se,........................
Bas apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!".......
Bahut Tanha Hoon Mein Aaj, Kash Tum Aajao,..
Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzor Na Hone Diya Maine,...
Par Aaj Bikhar Gaya Hoon itna, Mujhe Apni Baho me sama Jao".....
apno me hume bhi gina karta hai,.............
bahut khusnasib samajhta hoon khud ko,.K door reh kar b hame koi itna yad karta hai".....................................................................
Kisi k Pyar k Liye khudko bekrar mat karna,
Accha Sathi Mil Jaye To Tham Lena Hath,
Par Dikhawe k Liye kisi Se Pyar Mat Karna"...........................
"Wo rishta kya jisko nibhana pade,
Wo pyar kya jisko jata na pade,
Pyar to ek khamosh ehsas hai,
Wo ehsaas kya jisko lafzo main batana pade!".......................
"Taron me akela chand jagmagata hai
mushkilo me akela insaan dagmagata hai,....
kanto se ghabrana mat mere dost,.........
kyuki kanto me hi akela "GULAB"
muskurata hai"...............................
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
How to Display Blogger Gadgets/Widgets in Labels - Homepage
This tutorial is best for Google Adsense - This also helps you to earn Big...
Let us call this "Show Blogger Gadgets / Widgets in Hompage or Labels Tricks" or Index in Blogger.
First go to Blogger�s Dashboard > Design > Page Elements tab and add a �HTML/JavaScript� gadget.
Now got to Design > Edit HTML tab and check �Expand Widget Templates�. Now press �Ctrl+F� on your keyboard to open the browser�s search bar and search for the �unique� title that you have given to your gadget. (example; my adds, adds, latest post)
Follow the Instruction in my previous Post at a letter A:
and replace with this code:
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "index"'>
Let us call this "Show Blogger Gadgets / Widgets in Hompage or Labels Tricks" or Index in Blogger.
First go to Blogger�s Dashboard > Design > Page Elements tab and add a �HTML/JavaScript� gadget.
Now got to Design > Edit HTML tab and check �Expand Widget Templates�. Now press �Ctrl+F� on your keyboard to open the browser�s search bar and search for the �unique� title that you have given to your gadget. (example; my adds, adds, latest post)
Follow the Instruction in my previous Post at a letter A:
and replace with this code:
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "index"'>
Removing Attribution - Power by Blogger
How to Delete attribution on Blogger?
How to remove copyright widget on Blogspot?
How to remove line at the bottom of blog?
Take a look and it's something like this...
You're able to modify only the "Copyright" statement from the widget.
If you want to remove this Attribution widget at Design > Page Elements, you see that it can be edited...
You cannot remove the Attribution widget because it doesn't have a "Remove" word in the button.
If you insist on removing the widget, here are the steps to remove the attribution widget on Blogger. It's pretty easy and understandable.
a) First, go to Design > Edit HTML > Tick "Expand Widget Templates". Search for the word "attribution".
b) When you see the Attribution widget code (refer to image above), change the "true" on locked to "false".
c) Go back to Design > Page Elements.
d) Since the lock function is disabled (by changing the code to "false"), it's movable and can be removed as well. Click on "Edit" on the Attribution element.
3) And now with the "Remove" button available, you can finally remove the Attribution widget for good.
Congrats you make it..
How to remove copyright widget on Blogspot?
How to remove line at the bottom of blog?
Take a look and it's something like this...
You're able to modify only the "Copyright" statement from the widget.
If you want to remove this Attribution widget at Design > Page Elements, you see that it can be edited...
You cannot remove the Attribution widget because it doesn't have a "Remove" word in the button.
If you insist on removing the widget, here are the steps to remove the attribution widget on Blogger. It's pretty easy and understandable.
a) First, go to Design > Edit HTML > Tick "Expand Widget Templates". Search for the word "attribution".
b) When you see the Attribution widget code (refer to image above), change the "true" on locked to "false".
c) Go back to Design > Page Elements.
d) Since the lock function is disabled (by changing the code to "false"), it's movable and can be removed as well. Click on "Edit" on the Attribution element.
3) And now with the "Remove" button available, you can finally remove the Attribution widget for good.
Congrats you make it..
Monday, September 26, 2011
Google Doodle Celebrate 13th Birthday
Happy Birthday Google!! Google Inc. is celebrating 13th birthday today with Google Doodle. They have successfully completed their 13th years on web and they are most preferred search engine and most visited website.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
How to add Website to Yahoo News and Google News
If you really want to get good traffic, you will have to be a friend to search engines like Google and Yahoo. One of the best ways to too many visitors to your blog or website is to add it to Yahoo News
If you would like to see content from a news site added to the Yahoo! News search results, you should use the News Source Submission Form.
Using this form will ensure that the Yahoo! News Editorial Team receives all the necessary information they require to perform a review of your submission suggestion.
Your website or blog will then be considered for addition to the Yahoo index. The Yahoo decision is based on internal quality and editorial guidelines.
There are some website which get more than 10,000 and above web visitors through Yahoo news which makes it a very good option for the for all webmaster with news websites
It is very easy to add your website or blog to Yahoo news, you will only have to fill a form with some simple infromaton like
How To Add Your Website To Google.com News
Thought this was a bit refreshing topic that some webmasters have been wondering about. A thread at Digitalpoint explores the process of submitting your blog/website to Google News to be spidered.
Note: Makes a few good pointers if you are considering adding your site such as in order to get accepted you need "url structure has 5 digits, you have 5 authors with profiles, and you have 3 editors with profiles".
If you would like to see content from a news site added to the Yahoo! News search results, you should use the News Source Submission Form.
Using this form will ensure that the Yahoo! News Editorial Team receives all the necessary information they require to perform a review of your submission suggestion.
Your website or blog will then be considered for addition to the Yahoo index. The Yahoo decision is based on internal quality and editorial guidelines.
There are some website which get more than 10,000 and above web visitors through Yahoo news which makes it a very good option for the for all webmaster with news websites
It is very easy to add your website or blog to Yahoo news, you will only have to fill a form with some simple infromaton like
How To Add Your Website To Google.com News
Thought this was a bit refreshing topic that some webmasters have been wondering about. A thread at Digitalpoint explores the process of submitting your blog/website to Google News to be spidered.
Note: Makes a few good pointers if you are considering adding your site such as in order to get accepted you need "url structure has 5 digits, you have 5 authors with profiles, and you have 3 editors with profiles".
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
How Your Website Penalized with Google�s Webmaster Guidelines
If your website�s position in Google for a particular search query has suddenly dropped from the first page to, say, the fifth page of Google search results, chances are that your site has been manually penalized � maybe you did something that is not in accordance with Google�s webmaster guidelines.
Well I hope none of us would ever need to use this but in case your site gets penalized in future, you can always ask Google through a reconsideration request and they may offer you an hint for debugging in the right direction. The Search Quality Team writes on the Webmaster blog:
Well I hope none of us would ever need to use this but in case your site gets penalized in future, you can always ask Google through a reconsideration request and they may offer you an hint for debugging in the right direction. The Search Quality Team writes on the Webmaster blog:
Now, if your site is affected by a manual spam action, we may let you know if we were able to revoke that manual action based on your reconsideration request. Or, we could tell you if your site is still in violation of our guidelines. If your site is not actually affected by any manual action, we may let you know that as well
How To: Blogger Widget Tricks, Post page, Posts-Homepage-Archive
Selective Display of Blogger Widgets on Posts-Homepage-Archive ,post page, or particular pages.
Now go to "Edit HTML" page.
Mark "Expand Widget Templates"
And Search for
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Your Title name you gave to your widget' type='HTML'>
The number in red can be any like 1,2,3,4 it depends on your no of widget your are adding but the title to the widget you gave will be same.
So to make the widget code find easily for you find the below word
<b:widget id='HTML
and you will find many codes like these so keep on matchng the title name of widget of them to which you want to show on different pages.
A: To display the any Blogger widget only in HomePage
<b:widget id='HTML5' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:blog.homepageUrl'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
Add the blue codes as shown above in codes whch you found for that particular widget in your blog html.
B: To display widget in all posts pages but not in HomePage
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
C: To Display Widget In Archive Pages
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "archive"'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
D: Displaying something on static pages only
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "static_page"'>
Hii this is a static page
</b:if>
E: Displaying something on all other than static pages
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType != "static_page"'>
Hii this is not a static page
</b:if>
Now go to "Edit HTML" page.
Mark "Expand Widget Templates"
And Search for
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Your Title name you gave to your widget' type='HTML'>
The number in red can be any like 1,2,3,4 it depends on your no of widget your are adding but the title to the widget you gave will be same.
So to make the widget code find easily for you find the below word
<b:widget id='HTML
and you will find many codes like these so keep on matchng the title name of widget of them to which you want to show on different pages.
A: To display the any Blogger widget only in HomePage
<b:widget id='HTML5' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:blog.homepageUrl'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
Add the blue codes as shown above in codes whch you found for that particular widget in your blog html.
B: To display widget in all posts pages but not in HomePage
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "item"'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
C: To Display Widget In Archive Pages
<b:widget id='HTML3' locked='false' title='Widget Title Name' type='HTML'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "archive"'>
<!-- only display title if it's non-empty -->
<b:if cond='data:title != ""'>
<h2 class='title'><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div class='widget-content'>
<data:content/>
</div>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</b:if>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
D: Displaying something on static pages only
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType == "static_page"'>
Hii this is a static page
</b:if>
E: Displaying something on all other than static pages
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType != "static_page"'>
Hii this is not a static page
</b:if>
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
How to Attract Advertisers to your Site with your Google Adsense
Google AdSense is an auction based advertising system so your advertising revenue (or CPMs) will automatically go up if more advertisers choose to target your website.
The system, in simple English, works like eBay. You (the website owner) are selling ad space and the buyers (in this case, advertisers) are competing against each other to grab that space. The bid amount will therefore increase as more buyers enter the auction process thus benefiting the seller (you).
Increase your Site�s Visibility on the Google Ad Network.
In this video, Vijay Vachani of the AdSense team will walk you through the steps that are required to add your website to Google Ad Planner.
Step 1. If you have not added your website to Google Webmaster Tools yet, do that first. Sign-in to Webmaster Tools using your Google Account and add the site URL.
Step 2. Once your site is verified, go to the Publisher Center of Google Ad Planner and include the site** to your Ad Planner profile. If you have just added your site to Webmaster Tools, it may not immediately show up in Ad Planner.
Step 3. Finally, click the �Edit Site Info� link to assign a good description and relevant categories to your site. Google will automatically present a rough estimate of your site�s traffic to advertisers but you can give them a more accurate picture by allowing Ad Planner to use data* from your Google Analytics account.
The system, in simple English, works like eBay. You (the website owner) are selling ad space and the buyers (in this case, advertisers) are competing against each other to grab that space. The bid amount will therefore increase as more buyers enter the auction process thus benefiting the seller (you).
Increase your Site�s Visibility on the Google Ad Network.
In this video, Vijay Vachani of the AdSense team will walk you through the steps that are required to add your website to Google Ad Planner.
Step 1. If you have not added your website to Google Webmaster Tools yet, do that first. Sign-in to Webmaster Tools using your Google Account and add the site URL.
Step 2. Once your site is verified, go to the Publisher Center of Google Ad Planner and include the site** to your Ad Planner profile. If you have just added your site to Webmaster Tools, it may not immediately show up in Ad Planner.
Step 3. Finally, click the �Edit Site Info� link to assign a good description and relevant categories to your site. Google will automatically present a rough estimate of your site�s traffic to advertisers but you can give them a more accurate picture by allowing Ad Planner to use data* from your Google Analytics account.
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Google Doodle celebrates the 112th Birthday of Jorge Luis Borges
Sir Jorge Luis Borges real name (Jorge Francisco Isidoro Luis Borges Acevedo) was an Argentine writer, essayist, poet and translator born in Buenos Aires.
Want to learn more about Jorge Luis Borges check out here.
Monday, August 22, 2011
Optimum Expensive Keyword Categories for Google Adsense
How to use these data to make money from Google Adsense? You decide it! The 20 keyword categories with the highest search volume and highest costs per click, thereby netting Google the most money, are:
- Insurance (example keywords in this category include "buy car insurance online" and "auto insurance price quotes")
- Loans (example keywords include "consolidate graduate student loans" and "cheapest homeowner loans")
- Mortgage (example keywords include �refinanced second mortgages� and �remortgage with bad credit�)
- Attorney (example keywords include �personal injury attorney� and �dui defense attorney�)
- Credit (example keywords include �home equity line of credit� and �bad credit home buyer�)
- Lawyer ("personal injury lawyer," "criminal defense lawyer)
- Donate ("car donation centers," "donating a used car")
- Degree ("criminal justice degrees online," "psychology bachelors degree online")
- Hosting ("hosting ms exchange," "managed web hosting solution")
- Claim ("personal injury claim," "accident claims no win no fee")
- Conference Call ("best conference call service," "conference calls toll free")
- Trading ("cheap online trading," "stock trades online")
- Software ("crm software programs," "help desk software cheap")
- Recovery ("raid server data recovery," "hard drive recovery laptop")
- Transfer ("zero apr balance transfer," "credit card balance transfer zero interest")
- Gas/Electricity ("business electricity price comparison," "switch gas and electricity suppliers")
- Classes ("criminal justice online classes," "online classes business administration")
- Rehab ("alcohol rehab centers," "crack rehab centers")
- Treatment ("mesothelioma treatment options," "drug treatment centers")
- Cord Blood ("cordblood bank," "store umbilical cord blood")
We found that that 97% of Google�s revenue comes from advertising on Google sites. In the last four quarters alone (Q3 2010-Q2 2011), Google brought in $32.2 billion in total advertising revenue. Infographic
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Thursday, August 18, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
google search engine optimization tricks
Many webmasters often have some basic SEO Questions that go unanswered or they just they get confused assuming SEO is an emerging thing & there are lots of resources found on web. All the SEO newbies who has SEO related doubts will get clear understanding reading this article.
Below are the basic SEO Tips that Google follows to optimize their websites like Youtube, Facebook etc...
a. Create unique & Accurate Page Titles - Page title is the first thing that every one notices after visiting your site.
b. Make proper use of the "description" meta tag - Google clearly states that Meta tags such as (Meta Description) is not dead! Meta description is nothing but describing our website concept in simple sentences with our targeted keywords so that Google identifies the topic of our website easily.
c. Improve the URL structure of your Site - Use words in your URL. - URLs with relevant words to your site's content and structure are friendlier for visitors navigating your site as well as to rank well. Avoid using lengthy URLs with session IDs and non-readable parameters.
d. Easy Navigation - Make your navigation as easy as possible for your users to surf from general content to the inner pages i.e., more specific content they want on your site.
e. Write genuine content and Provide Quality Services - Write easy-to-read text as readers enjoy content that is well written with sub-headings and easy to follow.
f. Use keyword rich anchor text - Always try to use descriptive anchor text as the text you use for a link should provide basic idea of what the page is linked to. Also use internal linking i.e., link between your old posts in a natural way so that it will be easier for Google to crawl your internal pages too.
g. Image Optimization - Use descriptive file names and alt-text for all images. Don't try to stuff keywords in the alt tag.
h. Make use of robots.txt file effectively- Robots.txt will help search robots what to consider and what not to consider indexing.
i. Use rel="nofollow" for links in required places - Placing rel="nofollow" for a link will tell Google that certain hyperlinks on your site should not be followed i.e., your page rank should not be passed to the pages you linked to. Use in places like blog comments, when linking to other sites etc...
j. Promote your website using Social Media - Off-line promotion like participating in social communities will make your blog more popular.
k. Webmaster tools - Google webmaster tools will help webmasters better control how Google interacts with their sites and get valuable information from Google about their site.
l. Make use of web analytics services - Use Web analytics to know the traffic status and other important areas to optimize for better visibility.
Below are the basic SEO Tips that Google follows to optimize their websites like Youtube, Facebook etc...
a. Create unique & Accurate Page Titles - Page title is the first thing that every one notices after visiting your site.
b. Make proper use of the "description" meta tag - Google clearly states that Meta tags such as (Meta Description) is not dead! Meta description is nothing but describing our website concept in simple sentences with our targeted keywords so that Google identifies the topic of our website easily.
c. Improve the URL structure of your Site - Use words in your URL. - URLs with relevant words to your site's content and structure are friendlier for visitors navigating your site as well as to rank well. Avoid using lengthy URLs with session IDs and non-readable parameters.
d. Easy Navigation - Make your navigation as easy as possible for your users to surf from general content to the inner pages i.e., more specific content they want on your site.
e. Write genuine content and Provide Quality Services - Write easy-to-read text as readers enjoy content that is well written with sub-headings and easy to follow.
f. Use keyword rich anchor text - Always try to use descriptive anchor text as the text you use for a link should provide basic idea of what the page is linked to. Also use internal linking i.e., link between your old posts in a natural way so that it will be easier for Google to crawl your internal pages too.
g. Image Optimization - Use descriptive file names and alt-text for all images. Don't try to stuff keywords in the alt tag.
h. Make use of robots.txt file effectively- Robots.txt will help search robots what to consider and what not to consider indexing.
i. Use rel="nofollow" for links in required places - Placing rel="nofollow" for a link will tell Google that certain hyperlinks on your site should not be followed i.e., your page rank should not be passed to the pages you linked to. Use in places like blog comments, when linking to other sites etc...
j. Promote your website using Social Media - Off-line promotion like participating in social communities will make your blog more popular.
k. Webmaster tools - Google webmaster tools will help webmasters better control how Google interacts with their sites and get valuable information from Google about their site.
l. Make use of web analytics services - Use Web analytics to know the traffic status and other important areas to optimize for better visibility.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
7 Promises of hindu marriage
1 :-
Men:-
You will offer me food and be helpful in every way. I will cherish you and provide welfare and happiness for you and our children.
Women:-
I am responsible for the home and all household responsibilities.
2 :-
Men:-
Together we will protect our house and children.
Women:-
I will be by your side as your courage and strength. I will rejoice in your happiness. In return, you will love me solely.
3 :-
Men:-
May we grow wealthy and prosperous and strive for the education of our children. May our children live long.
Women:-
I will love you solely for the rest of my life, as you are my husband. Every other man in my life will be secondary. I vow to remain chaste.
4 :-
Men:-
You have brought sacredness into my life, and have completed me. May we be blessed with noble and obedient children.
Women:-
I will shower you with joy, from head to toe. I will strive to please you in every way I can.
5 :-
Men:- You are my best friend, and staunchest well-wisher. You have come into my life, enriching it. God bless you.
Women:-
I promise to love and cherish you for as long as I live. Your happiness is my happiness, and your sorrow is my sorrow. I will trust and honor you, and will strive to fulfill all your wishes.
6 :-
Men:-
May you be filled with joy and peace.
Women:-
I will always be by your side.
7 :-
Men:-
We are now husband and wife, and are one. You are mine and I am yours for eternity.
Women:-
As God is witness, I am now your wife. We will love, honor and cherish each other forever.
Saturday, August 6, 2011
Official site of NDRRMC is Down
Here's the welcome Message of NDCC official website with Joomla! Team sign in. "This site is down for maintenance. Please check back again soon".
This is the meta tag description of ndcc site "P E R S I A N G U L F 4 EVER. SkilleR ./ SkippeR ./ X-Spy ./ Persian BOY ./ H4M3D. Nimaarek | Cmaxx. GR33tZ : Ali TOOFAN | C0NN3CT0R ..."
Friday, August 5, 2011
Free LinkedIn share-Button Codes
Free LinkedIn Share (html/java-script/codes) Button for Blogger, WordPress, Joomla, Website. Art of the professional share.
Get a share button and enable them to share your content with their network.
LinkedIn for Publishers share-Button Codes
LinkedIn Vertical Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="top"></script>
LinkedIn Horizontal Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="right"></script>
LinkedIn No Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share"></script>
Get a share button and enable them to share your content with their network.
LinkedIn for Publishers share-Button Codes
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="top"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="right"></script>
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share"></script>
How to Submit URL Blog/Site in DMOZ.org?
Many people searching on how to add/submit url in dmoz.org Open Directory Projects In Partnership with Aol Search.
How to ADD URL in DMOZ.org? Check out Here.
I hope it helps you a little...
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Google Doodle: Alexander Calder's 113th Birthday
Google search engine Commemorates w/ Google Doodle 113th Alexander Calder's Birthday, photo Courtesy of Calder Foundation / ARS, NY.
Alexander Calder (July 22, 1898 � November 11, 1976) was an American sculptor and artist most famous for inventing the mobile. In addition to mobile and stabile sculpture, Alexander Calder also created paintings, lithographs, toys, tapestry, jewelry and household objects.
Alexander Calder (July 22, 1898 � November 11, 1976) was an American sculptor and artist most famous for inventing the mobile. In addition to mobile and stabile sculpture, Alexander Calder also created paintings, lithographs, toys, tapestry, jewelry and household objects.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Website Rank Checker Tool
Check Page Rank of your Web site pages instantly: |
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Sunday, July 17, 2011
Harper Seven Beckham Picture First seen by Facebook and Twitter Users Online
The photo of the fourth child of David and Victoria Beckham had been released by David on his official Facebook page today July 17, 2011. The former Manchester United star David Beckham had taken the photo of his youngest baby girl while the two most important girls of his life was sleeping..
Victoria Beckham shares first picture of Harper Seven with David Beckham / Victoria Beckham's TwitterAccording to David Beckham the name of their child was taken from the name of the favorite author of his wife, the former Spice Girls members Posh or Victoria Beckham. The author mention was Harper Lee author of the favorite book of Victoria entitled �To Kill A Mockingbird.�
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Customized Facebook Button Code
FB ShareThis is the tutorial:
Note: Save for your Back-Up
A. Go to Dashboard > Design > Edit HTML.
B. Back up your template.
C. Tick the Expand Widget Templates check box on top right of the HTML window.
D. Find the following code in your HTML, this is the code for your post content:
<data:post.body/>
E. Paste the Facebook button code immediately below (after) it:
<!-- Facebook share button Start -->
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType != "static_page"'>
<div style='float:left;padding:5px 5px 5px 0;'>
<a expr:share_url='data:post.url' href='http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php' name='fb_share' type='botton_count'>Share</a><script src='http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share' type='text/javascript'></script>
</div>
</b:if>
<!-- Facebook share button End -->
F. Configure button
Choose the type of button by replacing the value of type attribute (in line 4) with the corresponding code below.
G. Button repositioning
The steps above positioned the button on bottom left of each post. You can change the positioning if you like:
Position it on top of post
Place the button code before (instead of after) <data:post.body/>.
Position it on the right
Change the float in line 3 from left to right.
H. Displaying button on static pages
To also display the button in static pages, remove the conditional tag -code line 2 and 6.
I. Preview, you should see the button appear at the end each post.
J. If you like what you see then Save.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Google Doodle: 450th Anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral
Today 12 July 2011 was the 450th Anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral, Google commemorate St. Basil's Cathedral 450th anniversary with a unique logo on their home page Google.com.
St. Basil's Cathedral outside the Kremlin on the Red Square in Moscow, Russia, Friday, July 8, 2011. Russia will celebrate the 450th anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral by opening an exhibition dedicated to the holy fool who gave his name to Moscow's onion-domed landmark.
St. Basil's Cathedral, an eccentric religious fanatic, was one of the very few Muscovites who dared criticize tyrannical Czar Ivan the Terrible. The czar built the cathedral in 1561 to commemorate his victory over Mongol rulers who once dominated Russia, but over the centuries it became known as the place where St. Basil is buried. AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko..
St. Basil's Cathedral, an eccentric religious fanatic, was one of the very few Muscovites who dared criticize tyrannical Czar Ivan the Terrible. The czar built the cathedral in 1561 to commemorate his victory over Mongol rulers who once dominated Russia, but over the centuries it became known as the place where St. Basil is buried. AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko..
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Blog Promotion 2011
Providing quality content is a great way to run a blog, but it won't help you make a decent income from it. To make your blog profitable, you need to have a proper promotion strategy in place.
Guest Posts, Social Media, Forums, Article Directories, Onsite Promotion, Comments
Blog Promotion through Social Bookmark sites
http://www.technorati.com
http://www.mybloglog.com
http://digg.com
http://delicious.com
http://www.scribd.com
http://www.stumbleupon.com
http://www.squidoo.com/squidoo
http://www.bibsonomy.org
http://www.propeller.com
http://www.reddit.com
Register your blog to the site Article Submission
http://www.ezinearticles.com
http://www.articlebiz.com
http://www.articledashboard.com
http://www.approvedarticles.com
http://www.articletrader.com
http://www.articlecube.com
http://www.a1-articledirectory.com
http://www.earticlesonline.com
http://www.myarticlemall.com
http://www.articlecity.com
Guest Posts, Social Media, Forums, Article Directories, Onsite Promotion, Comments
Blog Promotion through Social Bookmark sites
http://www.technorati.com
http://www.mybloglog.com
http://digg.com
http://delicious.com
http://www.scribd.com
http://www.stumbleupon.com
http://www.squidoo.com/squidoo
http://www.bibsonomy.org
http://www.propeller.com
http://www.reddit.com
Register your blog to the site Article Submission
http://www.ezinearticles.com
http://www.articlebiz.com
http://www.articledashboard.com
http://www.approvedarticles.com
http://www.articletrader.com
http://www.articlecube.com
http://www.a1-articledirectory.com
http://www.earticlesonline.com
http://www.myarticlemall.com
http://www.articlecity.com
Google Tools
Google Advanced Search
Google Trends Explore advanced features with Google Insights for Search. Explore flu trends across the U.S. with Flu Trends �
Google Checkout Want a faster, safer, and more convenient way to shop online? You got it. Read about our buyers' experiences with Google Checkout.
Google Insights for Search With Google Insights for Search, you can compare search volume patterns across specific regions, categories, time frames and properties.
Google Directory Searchable directory based on the ODP, combined with their own PageRank algorithm within each category.
Google Toolbar Easily search Google from your browser, translate web pages in more than 40 languages instantly with Google Translate and much more.
Webmaster Tools - Google Google Webmaster Tools provides you with detailed reports about your pages' visibility on Google.
Keyword Tool - Google Adwords Enter one keyword or phrase per line to see what related word searches your ad will show on.
Google Pack Google Pack is: Software selected by Google; Always free; Ready to use in just ... Google Pack requires Windows XP or Vista. Get Google software for the Mac.
Google Language Tools Translation of text and web pages between English and several European languages.
Google For EducatorsGoogle for Educators, support teachers in their efforts to empower students and expand the frontiers of human knowledge.
Google Translate Google's free online language translation service instantly translates text and web pages.
Google Product Search Google is compensated by some of these merchants. Tax and shipping costs are estimates.
Google Trends Explore advanced features with Google Insights for Search. Explore flu trends across the U.S. with Flu Trends �
Google Checkout Want a faster, safer, and more convenient way to shop online? You got it. Read about our buyers' experiences with Google Checkout.
Google Insights for Search With Google Insights for Search, you can compare search volume patterns across specific regions, categories, time frames and properties.
Google Directory Searchable directory based on the ODP, combined with their own PageRank algorithm within each category.
Google Toolbar Easily search Google from your browser, translate web pages in more than 40 languages instantly with Google Translate and much more.
Webmaster Tools - Google Google Webmaster Tools provides you with detailed reports about your pages' visibility on Google.
Keyword Tool - Google Adwords Enter one keyword or phrase per line to see what related word searches your ad will show on.
Google Pack Google Pack is: Software selected by Google; Always free; Ready to use in just ... Google Pack requires Windows XP or Vista. Get Google software for the Mac.
Google Language Tools Translation of text and web pages between English and several European languages.
Google For EducatorsGoogle for Educators, support teachers in their efforts to empower students and expand the frontiers of human knowledge.
Google Translate Google's free online language translation service instantly translates text and web pages.
Google Product Search Google is compensated by some of these merchants. Tax and shipping costs are estimates.
Scrolling Label on Blogspot
Scroll Bar Widget For BloggerHow easy and simple installation, just a few clicks, scroll label will appear. Good for those who can not wait, please follow the tutorial below: check out the demo.
1. On the Dashboard page, click the menu design
2. Then click add widget
3. Choose Labels
4. Make sure the labels with the "List"
5. Christened with the name "Category" and click save
6. Now go to Edit HTML.
7. Click the Expand Widgets Templates.
8. Find a buddy label that has been created earlier, with CTRL + F and type in "Category", it would appear that complicated HTML code, but do not bother to see the HTML code.
9. Just look at the text in blue below, that code should be pasted into a label that has been my friend made.
<b:widget id='Label1' locked='false' title='Kategori' type='Label'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:title'>
<h2><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div expr:class='"widget-content " + data:display + "-label-widget-content"'>
<div style='overflow:auto; width:ancho; height:250px;'>
<b:if cond='data:display == "list"'>
<ul>
<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>
<li>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:label.url'>
<span expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection'><data:label.name/></span>
<b:else/>
<a expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection' expr:href='data:label.url'><data:label.name/></a>
</b:if>
<b:if cond='data:showFreqNumbers'>
<span dir='ltr'>(<data:label.count/>)</span>
</b:if>
</li>
</b:loop>
</ul>
<b:else/>
<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>
<span expr:class='"label-size label-size-" + data:label.cssSize'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:label.url'>
<span expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection'><data:label.name/></span>
<b:else/>
<a expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection' expr:href='data:label.url'><data:label.name/></a>
</b:if>
<b:if cond='data:showFreqNumbers'>
<span class='label-count' dir='ltr'>(<data:label.count/>)</span>
</b:if>
</span>
</b:loop>
</b:if>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</div>
</div>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>
10. Click save
Each template has a different character, perhaps in your blog that there is a code
<div class='widget-content'>
not like the one on my blog are:
<div expr:class='"widget-content " + data:display + "-label-widget-content"'>
Note: important location of the inserted additional code must be correctly placed.
For code height: 250px is the height of label scrolls, please pal replace with a higher number if you want to display the menu label is higher. Thank you.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Blogger & Picasa Brands Ends, Google+ Push Born
Blogger to Google Blogs, Picasa to Google PhotosBlogger and Picasa will be renamed as part of a branding push following the release of Google+, the company's new social network. Blogger will be called Google Blogs and Picasa will become Google Photos.
�Picasa and Blogger were also Google acquisitions, although both companies have been part of the Google empire for far longer. Picasa was acquired in 2004 and Blogger (co-founded by Evan Williams of Twitter) was acquired in 2003 and is one of the top 10 most visited websites in the world. Although the rebranding could upset some existing customers, it also gives Google the ability to completely integrate both services into Google+.�
Key to Get Higher Paying Adsense Ads
One of the main grouses by Google Adsense publishers is getting tons of low paying Ads. Most complains that Adsense pays peanuts but all the same, continues using Adsesne as their main source of blog monetization.
It Is Called Adsense Section Targeting
<!-- google_ad_section_start -->
<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
Adsense tells you to place the first line before your contents and the second line at the end of your contents. In doing so, Adsense bots will look only at your contents and decide on the kind of Ads to be shown. Without this instructions, Adsense bots will crawl all over your blog and you will end up with many unrelated Ads appearing in your post.
In most cases, everyone who use these codes will paste them in their Singles php file with the first line just before the and the second line immediately after. This will ensure Adsense bots do not stray away from the contents, so they will only pick keywords from the post contents.
But How Targeted Are Your Contents.
In the Adsense targeting page there is another line of code given by Google.
<!-- google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) -->
This very useful piece of code is unfortunately seldom, if at all, used by many because of the way we have used the first 2 lines.
How to Add it to Blogger
You will surely want your Adsense ads relevant to keywords you used in title of the Blogger post.Many Bloggers do use important keywords in the article as well so i will tell you both techniques.
Section Targeting Title of Blogger Post
If you want your Adsense ads relevant to title of the post then apply below steps.
Go to Layout > Edit HTML from your blogger Dashboard.Check "Expand Widget Templates".Find the below code in your blogger template using browser Ctrl+F.
<data:post.title/>
Find all instances of the above code in the template.Usually blogger template contains three instances of above code.
Now add Adsense section targeting by replacing all instances of above code with below.
Section Targeting Blogger Post Body Content
If you also want to show ads relevant to post content then you must also do below steps.
Find below code in your blogger template code.
<p><data:post.body/></p>
Now replace above code with the below code.
I hope this tutorial will help you.If you have any problem in implementing it feel free to contact me.
It Is Called Adsense Section Targeting
<!-- google_ad_section_start -->
<!-- google_ad_section_end -->
Adsense tells you to place the first line before your contents and the second line at the end of your contents. In doing so, Adsense bots will look only at your contents and decide on the kind of Ads to be shown. Without this instructions, Adsense bots will crawl all over your blog and you will end up with many unrelated Ads appearing in your post.
In most cases, everyone who use these codes will paste them in their Singles php file with the first line just before the and the second line immediately after. This will ensure Adsense bots do not stray away from the contents, so they will only pick keywords from the post contents.
But How Targeted Are Your Contents.
In the Adsense targeting page there is another line of code given by Google.
<!-- google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) -->
This very useful piece of code is unfortunately seldom, if at all, used by many because of the way we have used the first 2 lines.
How to Add it to Blogger
You will surely want your Adsense ads relevant to keywords you used in title of the Blogger post.Many Bloggers do use important keywords in the article as well so i will tell you both techniques.
Section Targeting Title of Blogger Post
If you want your Adsense ads relevant to title of the post then apply below steps.
Go to Layout > Edit HTML from your blogger Dashboard.Check "Expand Widget Templates".Find the below code in your blogger template using browser Ctrl+F.
<data:post.title/>
Find all instances of the above code in the template.Usually blogger template contains three instances of above code.
Now add Adsense section targeting by replacing all instances of above code with below.
<!-- google_ad_section_start --><data:post.title/><!-- google_ad_section_end -->
Section Targeting Blogger Post Body Content
If you also want to show ads relevant to post content then you must also do below steps.
Find below code in your blogger template code.
<p><data:post.body/></p>
Now replace above code with the below code.
<p><!-- google_ad_section_start --><data:post.body/><!-- google_ad_section_end --></p>
I hope this tutorial will help you.If you have any problem in implementing it feel free to contact me.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa...
Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa Har Ghadi,
Kabhi Shikayat Ka Mauka Na Denge.
Hanste-Hanste Guzarenge Zindgi Ka Har Lamha,
Kabhi Ruthne Ka Mauka Na Denge...
Gamo Ki Barsaat Samete Betha Hu,
Kisi Bewfa Se Dhoka Khaye Betha Hu.
Jane Kab Dega Upparwala Maut Mujhe,
Khuda Ke Bharose Aas Lagaye Betha Hu...
Mohbbat K Naam Pe Humse Khela Gya,
Arman Bhare Khwab Saja ke Toda Gya.
Kyu Na Hanse Duniya Sari Hum Pe,
Jabki Dil Ko Mere Khilone Se Behlaya Gaya...
Kabhi Shikayat Ka Mauka Na Denge.
Hanste-Hanste Guzarenge Zindgi Ka Har Lamha,
Kabhi Ruthne Ka Mauka Na Denge...
Gamo Ki Barsaat Samete Betha Hu,
Kisi Bewfa Se Dhoka Khaye Betha Hu.
Jane Kab Dega Upparwala Maut Mujhe,
Khuda Ke Bharose Aas Lagaye Betha Hu...
Mohbbat K Naam Pe Humse Khela Gya,
Arman Bhare Khwab Saja ke Toda Gya.
Kyu Na Hanse Duniya Sari Hum Pe,
Jabki Dil Ko Mere Khilone Se Behlaya Gaya...
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Pyar naam h sukh dukh...
Pyar naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,
pyar raaz h sda muskurane ka.
ye koi pal bhar ki pechaan nahi,
pyar saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka..
Muskurati Ankho Se Afsana Likha Tha,
Shayd Apka Meri Zndgi Me AAna Likha Tha.
Taqder To Deko Mere Ansuon Ki,
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha..
Dil Me Jaga D To Dil Tod Gye,
Bepanha Mohbbat Ki To Bewafaie Kr Gye.
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Humari Wafaon Pe,
Islye Tadapne K Liye Tanha Chhod Gye..
pyar raaz h sda muskurane ka.
ye koi pal bhar ki pechaan nahi,
pyar saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka..
Muskurati Ankho Se Afsana Likha Tha,
Shayd Apka Meri Zndgi Me AAna Likha Tha.
Taqder To Deko Mere Ansuon Ki,
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha..
Dil Me Jaga D To Dil Tod Gye,
Bepanha Mohbbat Ki To Bewafaie Kr Gye.
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Humari Wafaon Pe,
Islye Tadapne K Liye Tanha Chhod Gye..
Friday, March 4, 2011
Romantic Shayari For All Lovers
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“Dil ko aata hai jab bhi Khyaal Unka
Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,
Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,
Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the Judaai kya hai
Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka”
Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka”
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“Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
Halaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hain,
Aankhe meri padh lein wo kabhi
Hum khud kaise kahe ki unko kitna pyar karte hain”
Halaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hain,
Aankhe meri padh lein wo kabhi
Hum khud kaise kahe ki unko kitna pyar karte hain”
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"Khud ko akelepan ka tana dia na karo,
Yadoan ka gila shikwa bhi na dia karo,
Kya bataye tumko kitna yaad karte hai,
Hissab lagana hai to apni saanse gin liya karo".
Yadoan ka gila shikwa bhi na dia karo,
Kya bataye tumko kitna yaad karte hai,
Hissab lagana hai to apni saanse gin liya karo".
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Tere shaher ka mousam bada suhana laga,
Ek shaam chura lu agar bura na lage
Tere bass main hai to tu bhool ja mujhe
Tujhe bhulane me mujhe shayad zamana lage"
Ek shaam chura lu agar bura na lage
Tere bass main hai to tu bhool ja mujhe
Tujhe bhulane me mujhe shayad zamana lage"
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"Kuch likh nahi pate, kuch suna nahi pate
Haal-e-dil zubaan pe laa nahi pate
Wo utar gaye hain dil ki gehraiyon mei
Wo samaz nahi pate, hum samza nahi pate"
Haal-e-dil zubaan pe laa nahi pate
Wo utar gaye hain dil ki gehraiyon mei
Wo samaz nahi pate, hum samza nahi pate"
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"Kash hum per Bhi haq jatati, humari ankhon ko apne hathon se chupati
Hum gabhra k poochte kon ho tum muskura k woh hume apni zindgi batati"
Hum gabhra k poochte kon ho tum muskura k woh hume apni zindgi batati"
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"Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hain"
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"Kabhi lagta hai dur hai to kabhi lagta paas hai
Mausam me na jane kya baat hai
Dil jhoom uthta hai achanak aise
Jaise koi har waqt dil ke paas hai"
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"Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hain"
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"Kabhi lagta hai dur hai to kabhi lagta paas hai
Mausam me na jane kya baat hai
Dil jhoom uthta hai achanak aise
Jaise koi har waqt dil ke paas hai"
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Tum Rehna Sada k Liye..
Karoge yaad ek din dosti k zamane ko,
hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko,
zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara,
chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko!
Tum Rehna Sada k Liye,
Main Zinda Hoon bas esi dua k Liye.
Kar Lena Lakhoon Shikvey hum Say Magar,
Kabhi khafa Na Hona Khuda k liya...
Har raat diye ki roshani se saja rakhi h.
Humne hwa se bhi shart laga rakhi h.
Na jane ab tum guzro ge kaha se.
Hum ne her gali pholoo se saja rakhi h.
Gham Mein Hasne Walon Ko Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehron Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,
Honay Wale Ho Jate Hain Khud He Apne,
Kisi Ko Keh Kar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata.
hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko,
zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara,
chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko!
Tum Rehna Sada k Liye,
Main Zinda Hoon bas esi dua k Liye.
Kar Lena Lakhoon Shikvey hum Say Magar,
Kabhi khafa Na Hona Khuda k liya...
Har raat diye ki roshani se saja rakhi h.
Humne hwa se bhi shart laga rakhi h.
Na jane ab tum guzro ge kaha se.
Hum ne her gali pholoo se saja rakhi h.
Gham Mein Hasne Walon Ko Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehron Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,
Honay Wale Ho Jate Hain Khud He Apne,
Kisi Ko Keh Kar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Missing Shayari, Mohabbat Shayari
Teri yaad ne bura haal kr dia,
tanhai me gena dushbar kr dia,
socha jo tumhe yad na krain to,
is dil ne dhadkne se inkar kr dia.!
Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani h,
Tuti hoi kashti ruka hua pani h,
Ek gulab unki ketab me dam tod chuka hai,
Or unko yaad hi nahi k ye kis ki nishani hai.
Samandar ki reit hathon main samai nhi jati,
Dilon ki mohabat labon se batai nhi jati,
Ki jati hai sirf unse Mohabbat,
Jinse dil ki koi baat chupai nhi jati.
tanhai me gena dushbar kr dia,
socha jo tumhe yad na krain to,
is dil ne dhadkne se inkar kr dia.!
Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani h,
Tuti hoi kashti ruka hua pani h,
Ek gulab unki ketab me dam tod chuka hai,
Or unko yaad hi nahi k ye kis ki nishani hai.
Samandar ki reit hathon main samai nhi jati,
Dilon ki mohabat labon se batai nhi jati,
Ki jati hai sirf unse Mohabbat,
Jinse dil ki koi baat chupai nhi jati.
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Judai Aapki
Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.
Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
yaad aapki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.
Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Pyar Kisise Kro...
Mana k hum itne SWEET k Sugar ho jaye,
itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,
itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,
par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...
Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,
Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,
Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,
Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:)
Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,
Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,
Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahi Dum na nikal jaye un ke INTEZAR me...
Tum Mohbbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe,
Dil De ke Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe,
Meri Aashiqi Maangti hai Tumse sirft,
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe...
itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,
itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,
par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...
Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,
Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,
Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,
Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:)
Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,
Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,
Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahi Dum na nikal jaye un ke INTEZAR me...
Tum Mohbbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe,
Dil De ke Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe,
Meri Aashiqi Maangti hai Tumse sirft,
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe...
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
SMS For Fun
Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)
Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)
Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)
Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)
Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)
Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)
Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)
Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)
Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.
Funny SMS
Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.
Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)
Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.
Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)
Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)
Friday, October 8, 2010
Free NAVRATRI SMS
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".
“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"
PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".
“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Fun Time...
Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)
Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)
Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Very Funny
Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha
Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)
Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha
Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)
Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)
Very Funny SMS
Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.
Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.
Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.
Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.
Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.
Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.
Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Funny Jokes
Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)
Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.
Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)
Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)
Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.
Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)
Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)
Funny SMS
Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.
Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)
Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)
Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.
Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)
Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)
Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)
Monday, August 30, 2010
Love Shayari
If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.
*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*
"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..
But,
My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.
You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet. .
You are like you
And that's the reason why i love you...
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.
*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*
"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..
But,
My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.
You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet. .
You are like you
And that's the reason why i love you...
Best Shayari
Morning i do not eat Because i think of you
At noon i do not eat Because i think of you
Evening i do not eat Because i think of you
Night i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!
U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart
& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.
Friendship must be like eyes,
Because they move together,
They see together,
They sleep together,
But they never like 2 see tears of each other.
At noon i do not eat Because i think of you
Evening i do not eat Because i think of you
Night i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!
U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart
& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.
Friendship must be like eyes,
Because they move together,
They see together,
They sleep together,
But they never like 2 see tears of each other.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Funny Shayari
Kissing is d Best Practice 4 Lips,
It keeps the Lips
Wet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So alwz keep kissng
To
Sweet Children Only.. :D
Morning i do not eat bcz i think of u
At noon i do not eat bcz i think of u
Evening i do not eat bcz i think of u
Night i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :D
U must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart
& i m always a Bad shooter Bcoz i miss u always.
Once people told me love is true
i did not believe it till i found u
Now that u r gone, I m going crazy
I wish u were here n tell me"I LOVE U"
It keeps the Lips
Wet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So alwz keep kissng
To
Sweet Children Only.. :D
Morning i do not eat bcz i think of u
At noon i do not eat bcz i think of u
Evening i do not eat bcz i think of u
Night i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :D
U must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart
& i m always a Bad shooter Bcoz i miss u always.
Once people told me love is true
i did not believe it till i found u
Now that u r gone, I m going crazy
I wish u were here n tell me"I LOVE U"
Best Shayari
Some times the world gives so many Reasons 2hate it
but when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say
"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u Bcz
Every day i pray God 2 take care of u.
Quote by a hurted flirt*
"I lost my life when i was in love
So i m searching life now
Bcz i lost my Love now..
Whenever we find d key 2 success,
Some idiots change d lock...
So, 4get d key... Learn 2 break d Doors!
Then you will rock d world.
but when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say
"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u Bcz
Every day i pray God 2 take care of u.
Quote by a hurted flirt*
"I lost my life when i was in love
So i m searching life now
Bcz i lost my Love now..
Whenever we find d key 2 success,
Some idiots change d lock...
So, 4get d key... Learn 2 break d Doors!
Then you will rock d world.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Missing Shayari
Life is 4 living, i live 4u.
Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.
Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.
Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?
Do u knw abt d things which live after death?
Eyes 31 minutes
Brain 10 mnts
Legs 4 hours
Skin 5 days
Heart 10 mnts
Bones 30 days
LOVE- 4EVER.
Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?
Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.
C lost d 1 who really Love her.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u bcz
Evry day i pray God 2 take care of u...
Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.
Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.
Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?
Do u knw abt d things which live after death?
Eyes 31 minutes
Brain 10 mnts
Legs 4 hours
Skin 5 days
Heart 10 mnts
Bones 30 days
LOVE- 4EVER.
Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?
Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.
C lost d 1 who really Love her.
Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u bcz
Evry day i pray God 2 take care of u...
Monday, August 16, 2010
Funny SMS
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya..
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya..
Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics
Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics: " ***Tere liye..... Jaagi jaagi soyi na main saari raat, tere liye Bheegi bheegi palkein meri udaas, tere liye Haan ja..."
Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa
Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa: "E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai..."
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Mix Shayari
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Dil mein aansuyo
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Sunday, August 1, 2010
sms shayaris
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Friday, July 30, 2010
SMS For Fun
Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)
Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)
San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"
2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)
Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)
Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)
San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"
2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Funny SMS Shayari
Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)
A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)
Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)
Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)
Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)
A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)
Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)
Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)
Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)
Funny SMS
Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,
main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...
Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,
main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...
Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)
Thursday, July 22, 2010
SMS Shayari
Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,
Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,
phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,
msg aana bhi band ho gya...
Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,
kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,
Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,
Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...
Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,
SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,
Fursat mile to kabul krna ,
SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...
Aap ke saath rahte-rahte aapki aadat ho gye ,
Aap se baat krte-krte apse chahat ho gye ,
Ek pal na milo to becheni C lagti h ,
Dosti nibhate-nibhate mohbbat ho gye...
Jism mera sanse aapki ban chuki h ,
Dil mera or dhadkne aapki ban chuki h ,
ab kaise btaun aap ko ye jo apka pyar h ,
Wo meri zindgi ban chuki h...
Ek pakija mohbbat ke talabgar the ,
aazmakar dekhte bhut wfadar the ,
humne bhi daman me khushiyo ko sametna chaha ,
Shayad isi khwaish k gunehgar the....
Sitare nikalte h ke raat aaye ,
main kya likhu ke apka jwab aaye ,
sitaro c chamak to nhi pr main kya kru ,
Ki aap jaisa kanjoos 1 SMS krke record bnaye...
Ye aarju thi kuch aisa bhi hua hota ,
meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota ,
Hum laut aate tere paas 1 lumhe me,
BUs 1 bar tere labo pe mera naam aaya to hota...
Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,
phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,
msg aana bhi band ho gya...
Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,
kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,
Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,
Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...
Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,
SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,
Fursat mile to kabul krna ,
SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...
Aap ke saath rahte-rahte aapki aadat ho gye ,
Aap se baat krte-krte apse chahat ho gye ,
Ek pal na milo to becheni C lagti h ,
Dosti nibhate-nibhate mohbbat ho gye...
Jism mera sanse aapki ban chuki h ,
Dil mera or dhadkne aapki ban chuki h ,
ab kaise btaun aap ko ye jo apka pyar h ,
Wo meri zindgi ban chuki h...
Ek pakija mohbbat ke talabgar the ,
aazmakar dekhte bhut wfadar the ,
humne bhi daman me khushiyo ko sametna chaha ,
Shayad isi khwaish k gunehgar the....
Sitare nikalte h ke raat aaye ,
main kya likhu ke apka jwab aaye ,
sitaro c chamak to nhi pr main kya kru ,
Ki aap jaisa kanjoos 1 SMS krke record bnaye...
Ye aarju thi kuch aisa bhi hua hota ,
meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota ,
Hum laut aate tere paas 1 lumhe me,
BUs 1 bar tere labo pe mera naam aaya to hota...