Gadar Kunba Part 03

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Aaya Holi Ka Tyohar - Naya Lifafa

Aaya Holi Ka Tyohar - Naya Lifafa Download MP3

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google search engine optimization tricks

Many webmasters often have some basic SEO Questions that go unanswered or they just they get confused assuming SEO is an emerging thing & there are lots of resources found on web. All the SEO newbies who has SEO related doubts will get clear understanding reading this article.

Below are the basic SEO Tips that Google follows to optimize their websites like Youtube, Facebook etc...

a. Create unique & Accurate Page Titles - Page title is the first thing that every one notices after visiting your site.

b. Make proper use of the "description" meta tag - Google clearly states that Meta tags such as (Meta Description) is not dead! Meta description is nothing but describing our website concept in simple sentences with our targeted keywords so that Google identifies the topic of our website easily.

c. Improve the URL structure of your Site - Use words in your URL. - URLs with relevant words to your site's content and structure are friendlier for visitors navigating your site as well as to rank well. Avoid using lengthy URLs with session IDs and non-readable parameters.

d. Easy Navigation - Make your navigation as easy as possible for your users to surf from general content to the inner pages i.e., more specific content they want on your site.

e. Write genuine content and Provide Quality Services - Write easy-to-read text as readers enjoy content that is well written with sub-headings and easy to follow.

f. Use keyword rich anchor text - Always try to use descriptive anchor text as the text you use for a link should provide basic idea of what the page is linked to. Also use internal linking i.e., link between your old posts in a natural way so that it will be easier for Google to crawl your internal pages too.

g. Image Optimization - Use descriptive file names and alt-text for all images. Don't try to stuff keywords in the alt tag.

h. Make use of robots.txt file effectively- Robots.txt will help search robots what to consider and what not to consider indexing.

i. Use rel="nofollow" for links in required places - Placing rel="nofollow" for a link will tell Google that certain hyperlinks on your site should not be followed i.e., your page rank should not be passed to the pages you linked to. Use in places like blog comments, when linking to other sites etc...

j. Promote your website using Social Media - Off-line promotion like participating in social communities will make your blog more popular.

k. Webmaster tools - Google webmaster tools will help webmasters better control how Google interacts with their sites and get valuable information from Google about their site.

l. Make use of web analytics services - Use Web analytics to know the traffic status and other important areas to optimize for better visibility.

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7 Promises of hindu marriage

1 :-
Men:-
You will offer me food and be helpful in every way. I will cherish you and provide welfare and happiness for you and our children.
Women:-
I am responsible for the home and all household responsibilities.

2 :-
Men:-
Together we will protect our house and children.
Women:-
I will be by your side as your courage and strength. I will rejoice in your happiness. In return, you will love me solely.

3 :-
Men:-
May we grow wealthy and prosperous and strive for the education of our children. May our children live long.
Women:-
I will love you solely for the rest of my life, as you are my husband. Every other man in my life will be secondary. I vow to remain chaste.

4 :-
Men:-
You have brought sacredness into my life, and have completed me. May we be blessed with noble and obedient children.
Women:-
I will shower you with joy, from head to toe. I will strive to please you in every way I can.

5 :-
Men:- You are my best friend, and staunchest well-wisher. You have come into my life, enriching it. God bless you.
Women:-
I promise to love and cherish you for as long as I live. Your happiness is my happiness, and your sorrow is my sorrow. I will trust and honor you, and will strive to fulfill all your wishes.

6 :-
Men:-
May you be filled with joy and peace.
Women:-
I will always be by your side.

7 :-
Men:-
We are now husband and wife, and are one. You are mine and I am yours for eternity.
Women:-
As God is witness, I am now your wife. We will love, honor and cherish each other forever.

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Official site of NDRRMC is Down

Site Domain http://www.ndcc.gov.ph/ official website of the National Disaster Risk Reduction and Management Council of Philippines.

Here's the welcome Message of NDCC official website with Joomla! Team sign in. "This site is down for maintenance. Please check back again soon".

This is the meta tag description of ndcc site "P E R S I A N G U L F 4 EVER. SkilleR ./ SkippeR ./ X-Spy ./ Persian BOY ./ H4M3D. Nimaarek | Cmaxx. GR33tZ : Ali TOOFAN | C0NN3CT0R ..."

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Free LinkedIn share-Button Codes

Free LinkedIn Share (html/java-script/codes) Button for Blogger, WordPress, Joomla, Website. Art of the professional share.

Get a share button and enable them to share your content with their network.

LinkedIn for Publishers share-Button Codes

LinkedIn Vertical Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="top"></script>

LinkedIn Horizontal Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share" data-counter="right"></script>

LinkedIn No Count Codes:
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://platform.linkedin.com/in.js"></script><script type="in/share"></script>

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How to Submit URL Blog/Site in DMOZ.org?

The Open Directory Project (ODP), also known as Dmoz (from directory.mozilla.org, its original domain name), is a multilingual open content directory of World Wide Web links. It is owned by Netscape but it is constructed and maintained by a community of volunteer editors.

Many people searching on how to add/submit url in dmoz.org Open Directory Projects In Partnership with Aol Search.

How to ADD URL in DMOZ.org? Check out Here.

I hope it helps you a little...

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Google Doodle: Alexander Calder's 113th Birthday

Google search engine Commemorates w/ Google Doodle 113th Alexander Calder's Birthday, photo Courtesy of Calder Foundation / ARS, NY.

Alexander Calder (July 22, 1898 � November 11, 1976) was an American sculptor and artist most famous for inventing the mobile. In addition to mobile and stabile sculpture, Alexander Calder also created paintings, lithographs, toys, tapestry, jewelry and household objects.

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Website Rank Checker Tool

Check Page Rank of your Web site pages instantly:

This page rank checking tool is powered by Page Rank Checker service

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Harper Seven Beckham Picture First seen by Facebook and Twitter Users Online

The photo of the fourth child of David and Victoria Beckham had been released by David on his official Facebook page today July 17, 2011. The former Manchester United star David Beckham had taken the photo of his youngest baby girl while the two most important girls of his life was sleeping..

Victoria Beckham shares first picture of Harper Seven with David Beckham / Victoria Beckham's Twitter

In just an hour of posting the updated photo of his wife and his daughter Harper Seven Beckham had already garnered a total of more than 79,771 likes and 12,449 comments. David Beckham had more than 12.5 million fans in Facebook, considered as one of the most popular athlete and most recognized personality on the social networking site.

According to David Beckham the name of their child was taken from the name of the favorite author of his wife, the former Spice Girls members Posh or Victoria Beckham. The author mention was Harper Lee author of the favorite book of Victoria entitled �To Kill A Mockingbird.�

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Customized Facebook Button Code

 FB Share

This Facebook tutorial will show you how to add a Facebook share button to every blog post in Blogger, WordPress, Website. You will have an option whether to include a counter, icon, button count or not. The counter will show a live count of how many times a post has been shared -a way to gauge the post popularity.

This is the tutorial:

Note: Save for your Back-Up
A. Go to Dashboard > Design > Edit HTML.
B. Back up your template.
C. Tick the Expand Widget Templates check box on top right of the HTML window.
D. Find the following code in your HTML, this is the code for your post content:

<data:post.body/>
E. Paste the Facebook button code immediately below (after) it:
<!-- Facebook share button Start -->
<b:if cond='data:blog.pageType != &quot;static_page&quot;'>
<div style='float:left;padding:5px 5px 5px 0;'>
<a expr:share_url='data:post.url' href='http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php' name='fb_share' type='botton_count'>Share</a><script src='http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/connect.php/js/FB.Share' type='text/javascript'></script>
</div>
</b:if>
<!-- Facebook share button End -->
F. Configure button
Choose the type of button by replacing the value of type attribute (in line 4) with the corresponding code below.

Note: The counter will only show up after the count reaches 3.
G. Button repositioning
The steps above positioned the button on bottom left of each post. You can change the positioning if you like:
   Position it on top of post
   Place the button code before (instead of after) <data:post.body/>.
   Position it on the right
Change the float in line 3 from left to right.
H. Displaying button on static pages
To also display the button in static pages, remove the conditional tag -code line 2 and 6.
I. Preview, you should see the button appear at the end each post.
J. If you like what you see then Save.

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Google Doodle: 450th Anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral

Today 12 July 2011 was the 450th Anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral, Google commemorate St. Basil's Cathedral 450th anniversary with a unique logo on their home page Google.com.

St. Basil's Cathedral outside the Kremlin on the Red Square in Moscow, Russia, Friday, July 8, 2011. Russia will celebrate the 450th anniversary of St. Basil's Cathedral by opening an exhibition dedicated to the holy fool who gave his name to Moscow's onion-domed landmark.

St. Basil's Cathedral, an eccentric religious fanatic, was one of the very few Muscovites who dared criticize tyrannical Czar Ivan the Terrible. The czar built the cathedral in 1561 to commemorate his victory over Mongol rulers who once dominated Russia, but over the centuries it became known as the place where St. Basil is buried. AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko..

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Blog Promotion 2011

Providing quality content is a great way to run a blog, but it won't help you make a decent income from it. To make your blog profitable, you need to have a proper promotion strategy in place.

Guest Posts, Social Media, Forums, Article Directories, Onsite Promotion, Comments

Blog Promotion through Social Bookmark sites
http://www.technorati.com
http://www.mybloglog.com
http://digg.com
http://delicious.com
http://www.scribd.com
http://www.stumbleupon.com
http://www.squidoo.com/squidoo
http://www.bibsonomy.org
http://www.propeller.com
http://www.reddit.com

Register your blog to the site Article Submission
http://www.ezinearticles.com
http://www.articlebiz.com
http://www.articledashboard.com
http://www.approvedarticles.com
http://www.articletrader.com
http://www.articlecube.com
http://www.a1-articledirectory.com
http://www.earticlesonline.com
http://www.myarticlemall.com
http://www.articlecity.com

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Google Tools

Google Advanced Search

Google Trends Explore advanced features with Google Insights for Search. Explore flu trends across the U.S. with Flu Trends �


Google Checkout Want a faster, safer, and more convenient way to shop online? You got it. Read about our buyers' experiences with Google Checkout.


Google Insights for Search With Google Insights for Search, you can compare search volume patterns across specific regions, categories, time frames and properties.


Google Directory Searchable directory based on the ODP, combined with their own PageRank algorithm within each category.


Google Toolbar Easily search Google from your browser, translate web pages in more than 40 languages instantly with Google Translate and much more.


Webmaster Tools - Google Google Webmaster Tools provides you with detailed reports about your pages' visibility on Google.


Keyword Tool - Google Adwords Enter one keyword or phrase per line to see what related word searches your ad will show on.


Google Pack Google Pack is: Software selected by Google; Always free; Ready to use in just ... Google Pack requires Windows XP or Vista. Get Google software for the Mac.


Google Language Tools Translation of text and web pages between English and several European languages.


Google For EducatorsGoogle for Educators, support teachers in their efforts to empower students and expand the frontiers of human knowledge.


Google Translate Google's free online language translation service instantly translates text and web pages.

Google Product Search Google is compensated by some of these merchants. Tax and shipping costs are estimates.

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Scrolling Label on Blogspot

Scroll Bar Widget For Blogger

How to create Scroll Label in Blogger (Blogspot.com)? The label is a function provided by blog service providers to classify our writing in several categories, for which we write writing can be more easily found by search engines in the search index on the category of writing that we write, to be more easily known to be our writing categories.

How easy and simple installation, just a few clicks, scroll label will appear. Good for those who can not wait, please follow the tutorial below: check out the demo.

1. On the Dashboard page, click the menu design
2. Then click add widget
3. Choose Labels
4. Make sure the labels with the "List"
5. Christened with the name "Category" and click save
6. Now go to Edit HTML.
7. Click the Expand Widgets Templates.
8. Find a buddy label that has been created earlier, with CTRL + F and type in "Category", it would appear that complicated HTML code, but do not bother to see the HTML code.
9. Just look at the text in blue below, that code should be pasted into a label that has been my friend made.

<b:widget id='Label1' locked='false' title='Kategori' type='Label'>
<b:includable id='main'>
<b:if cond='data:title'>
<h2><data:title/></h2>
</b:if>
<div expr:class='&quot;widget-content &quot; + data:display + &quot;-label-widget-content&quot;'>
<div style='overflow:auto; width:ancho; height:250px;'>
<b:if cond='data:display == &quot;list&quot;'>
<ul>
<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>
<li>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:label.url'>
<span expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection'><data:label.name/></span>
<b:else/>
<a expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection' expr:href='data:label.url'><data:label.name/></a>
</b:if>
<b:if cond='data:showFreqNumbers'>
<span dir='ltr'>(<data:label.count/>)</span>
</b:if>
</li>
</b:loop>
</ul>
<b:else/>
<b:loop values='data:labels' var='label'>
<span expr:class='&quot;label-size label-size-&quot; + data:label.cssSize'>
<b:if cond='data:blog.url == data:label.url'>
<span expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection'><data:label.name/></span>
<b:else/>
<a expr:dir='data:blog.languageDirection' expr:href='data:label.url'><data:label.name/></a>
</b:if>
<b:if cond='data:showFreqNumbers'>
<span class='label-count' dir='ltr'>(<data:label.count/>)</span>
</b:if>
</span>
</b:loop>
</b:if>
<b:include name='quickedit'/>
</div>
</div>
</b:includable>
</b:widget>

10. Click save
Each template has a different character, perhaps in your blog that there is a code

<div class='widget-content'>

not like the one on my blog are:
<div expr:class='&quot;widget-content &quot; + data:display + &quot;-label-widget-content&quot;'>

Note: important location of the inserted additional code must be correctly placed.

For code height: 250px is the height of label scrolls, please pal replace with a higher number if you want to display the menu label is higher. Thank you.

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Blogger & Picasa Brands Ends, Google+ Push Born

Blogger to Google Blogs, Picasa to Google Photos

Say goodbye to the Picasa and Blogger names: Google intends to retire several non-Google name brands and rename them as Google products.

Blogger and Picasa will be renamed as part of a branding push following the release of Google+, the company's new social network. Blogger will be called Google Blogs and Picasa will become Google Photos.

�Picasa and Blogger were also Google acquisitions, although both companies have been part of the Google empire for far longer. Picasa was acquired in 2004 and Blogger (co-founded by Evan Williams of Twitter) was acquired in 2003 and is one of the top 10 most visited websites in the world. Although the rebranding could upset some existing customers, it also gives Google the ability to completely integrate both services into Google+.�

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Key to Get Higher Paying Adsense Ads

One of the main grouses by Google Adsense publishers is getting tons of low paying Ads. Most complains that Adsense pays peanuts but all the same, continues using Adsesne as their main source of blog monetization.

It Is Called Adsense Section Targeting

<!-- google_ad_section_start -->

<!-- google_ad_section_end -->

Adsense tells you to place the first line before your contents and the second line at the end of your contents. In doing so, Adsense bots will look only at your contents and decide on the kind of Ads to be shown. Without this instructions, Adsense bots will crawl all over your blog and you will end up with many unrelated Ads appearing in your post.

In most cases, everyone who use these codes will paste them in their Singles php file with the first line just before the and the second line immediately after. This will ensure Adsense bots do not stray away from the contents, so they will only pick keywords from the post contents.
But How Targeted Are Your Contents.

In the Adsense targeting page there is another line of code given by Google.

<!-- google_ad_section_start(weight=ignore) -->

This very useful piece of code is unfortunately seldom, if at all, used by many because of the way we have used the first 2 lines.

How to Add it to Blogger
You will surely want your Adsense ads relevant to keywords you used in title of the Blogger post.Many Bloggers do use important keywords in the article as well so i will tell you both techniques.

Section Targeting Title of Blogger Post
If you want your Adsense ads relevant to title of the post then apply below steps.
Go to Layout > Edit HTML from your blogger Dashboard.Check "Expand Widget Templates".Find the below code in your blogger template using browser Ctrl+F.

<data:post.title/>

Find all instances of the above code in the template.Usually blogger template contains three instances of above code.
Now add Adsense section targeting by replacing all instances of above code with below.

<!-- google_ad_section_start --><data:post.title/><!-- google_ad_section_end -->

Section Targeting Blogger Post Body Content
If you also want to show ads relevant to post content then you must also do below steps.

Find below code in your blogger template code.

<p><data:post.body/></p>

Now replace above code with the below code.

<p><!-- google_ad_section_start --><data:post.body/><!-- google_ad_section_end --></p>

I hope this tutorial will help you.If you have any problem in implementing it feel free to contact me.

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Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa...

Karenge Tumse Hum Wafa Har Ghadi,
Kabhi Shikayat Ka Mauka Na Denge.
Hanste-Hanste Guzarenge Zindgi Ka Har Lamha,
Kabhi Ruthne Ka Mauka Na Denge...


Gamo Ki Barsaat Samete Betha Hu,
Kisi Bewfa Se Dhoka Khaye Betha Hu.
Jane Kab Dega Upparwala Maut Mujhe,
Khuda Ke Bharose Aas Lagaye Betha Hu...


Mohbbat K Naam Pe Humse Khela Gya,
Arman Bhare Khwab Saja ke Toda Gya.
Kyu Na Hanse Duniya Sari Hum Pe,
Jabki Dil Ko Mere Khilone Se Behlaya Gaya...

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Pyar naam h sukh dukh...

Pyar naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,
pyar raaz h sda muskurane ka.
ye koi pal bhar ki pechaan nahi,
pyar saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka..


Muskurati Ankho Se Afsana Likha Tha,
Shayd Apka Meri Zndgi Me AAna Likha Tha.
Taqder To Deko Mere Ansuon Ki,
Inka Bhi Apki Yad Me Beh Jana Likha Tha..


Dil Me Jaga D To Dil Tod Gye,
Bepanha Mohbbat Ki To Bewafaie Kr Gye.
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Humari Wafaon Pe,
Islye Tadapne K Liye Tanha Chhod Gye..

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Romantic Shayari For All Lovers

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“Dil ko aata hai jab bhi Khyaal Unka
Tasvir se puchte hain phir Haal Unka,

Wo kabhi humse pucha karte the Judaai kya hai
Aaj Samajh aaya hai Sawaal Unka”

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 “Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
Halaat mere mujhe lachaar karte hain,
Aankhe meri padh lein wo kabhi
Hum khud kaise kahe ki unko kitna pyar karte hain”

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"Khud ko akelepan ka tana dia na karo, 
Yadoan ka gila shikwa bhi na dia karo,
Kya bataye tumko kitna yaad karte hai,
Hissab lagana hai to apni saanse gin liya karo".

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Tere shaher ka mousam bada suhana laga,
Ek shaam chura lu agar bura na lage
Tere bass main hai to tu bhool ja mujhe
Tujhe bhulane me mujhe shayad zamana lage"

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"Kuch likh nahi pate, kuch suna nahi pate
Haal-e-dil zubaan pe laa nahi pate
Wo utar gaye hain dil ki gehraiyon mei
Wo samaz nahi pate, hum samza nahi pate"

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"Kash hum per Bhi haq jatati, humari ankhon ko apne hathon se chupati
Hum gabhra k poochte kon ho tum muskura k woh hume apni zindgi batati"

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"Ajeeb sa dil me ek ehsaas hai
Lagta hai milne wala tohfa kuchh khas hai
Na khel iss dil se iss kadar ae khuda
Aaj bas me nahi hamare jazbaat hain"

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"Kabhi lagta hai dur hai to kabhi lagta paas hai
Mausam me na jane kya baat hai
Dil jhoom uthta hai achanak aise
Jaise koi har waqt dil ke paas hai"
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Tum Rehna Sada k Liye..

Karoge yaad ek din dosti k zamane ko,
hum chale jaynge ek din wapis na ane ko,
zikr jab ched dega koi mehfil me humara,
chale jaoge tanhai me aansoo bahane ko!


Tum Rehna Sada k Liye,
Main Zinda Hoon bas esi dua k Liye.
Kar Lena Lakhoon Shikvey hum Say Magar,
Kabhi khafa Na Hona Khuda k liya...


Har raat diye ki roshani se saja rakhi h.
Humne hwa se bhi shart laga rakhi h.
Na jane ab tum guzro ge kaha se.
Hum ne her gali pholoo se saja rakhi h.


Gham Mein Hasne Walon Ko Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehron Se Pani Ko Hataya Nahi Jata,
Honay Wale Ho Jate Hain Khud He Apne,
Kisi Ko Keh Kar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata.

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Missing Shayari, Mohabbat Shayari

Teri yaad ne bura haal kr dia,
tanhai me gena dushbar kr dia,
socha jo tumhe yad na krain to,
is dil ne dhadkne se inkar kr dia.!


Meri mohabbat ki itni c kahani h,
Tuti hoi kashti ruka hua pani h,
Ek gulab unki ketab me dam tod chuka hai,
Or unko yaad hi nahi k ye kis ki nishani hai.


Samandar ki reit hathon main samai nhi jati,
Dilon ki mohabat labon se batai nhi jati,
Ki jati hai sirf unse Mohabbat,
Jinse dil ki koi baat chupai nhi jati.

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Judai Aapki

Judai aapki rulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.


Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai wo,
samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai wo,
Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
par sukar h jab bhi milte hai muskurate h wo.


Zindagi Me Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Gaye,
Mile To Mulaqat Ban Gaye,
Bichhre To Yaad Ban Gaye,
or Jo Dil Se Na Gaye,Wo AAP Ban Gaye.

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Pyar Kisise Kro...

Mana k hum itne SWEET k Sugar ho jaye,
itne Salty nai k BP bad jaye,
itne Tasty nai k Aadat ho jaye,
par hum itne Kadve bhi nhi k hmari YAAD na aye...


Pyar Kisise Kro Rushwai Milegi,
Wfa Kro Chahe Jitni Bewafai Milegi,
Chahe Jitna Kisiko Sapne Me Bula Lo,
Jb Ankhe Khologe To Tnhai Milegi....:)


Hum Tadfte hai unki Yaad me,
Dil rota h unki Fariyaad me,
Aye Khuda dekha de ek baar Surat unki,
Kahi Dum na nikal jaye un ke INTEZAR me...


Tum Mohbbat Ka Jazba Bana Lo Mujhe,
Dil De ke Dil Me Basa Lo Mujhe,
Meri Aashiqi Maangti hai Tumse sirft,
Tum Dil Me Kahin Chhupa Lo Mujhe...

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SMS For Fun

Teacher-Gandhi jayanti k bare m bto .
Boy- Gandhi ji mast solid aadmi tha.pr maa kasam apun nhi janta k Jayanti k sath uska kya lafda tha.....:)


Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai?
Santa: Puch Mat Yaar!!!
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi...hahahhahahaa..:)


Santa Kapde Utaar Kar Exam Likhne Laga.
Examiner- Tumne Kapde Kyo Utaare ?
Santa- Paper Me Likha Hai- Answer In Brief...:)


Santa Darwaze Par Khada Hokar Exam De Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Yaha Kyo Khade Ho?
Santa : Mai Entrance Test De Raha Hu....:)


Santa Gangubai Ke Ghar Jata Hai, Darwaza Khatkhatata Hai.
Gangu bhai: Kaun?
Santa: Main.
Gangu bhai: Main Kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangu bhai.

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Funny SMS

Koi khushiyo ki chahat me roya,
koi dukho ki panaah se roya,
ajeeb sil-sila hai ye 'Pyar' ka,
koi bharose ke liye roya,
aur koi bharosa kar k roya.


Santa Ne Apna Driving License Mitti Me Gaad Diya.
Banta- Tumne Aisa Kyo Kiya?
Santa- Wo Expire Ho Gaya Tha...:)


Santa- Nav Me Chhed!! Kya Karu?
Banta- Ek Aur Chhed Kar De.
Pehle Wale Chhed Par Andar Aur Dusre Par Bahar Likh De....:)

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Free NAVRATRI SMS

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa Durga ke
Aashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
"HAPPY NAVRATRI"


PYAR KA TARANA UPHAR HO,KHUSHIYO KA NAZRANA BESHUMAR HO,
NA RAHE KOI GAM KA
EHSAS; AISA Navratra UTSAV IS saal ho, , . .
"HAPPY NAVRATRI".


“Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai, sabke dilo ko marm milta hai, jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar , kuch na kuch jarur milta hai. ”
"SHUBH NAVRATRI."

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Fun Time...

Mareej- Mujhe Neend Nahi Aati.
Dr- Kyo?
Mareej- Raat 12 Baje Tak Mai Neend Ka Intezar Karta Hu, Fir Thak Kar So Jata Hu...:)

Sonu Ne Apne 6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Party Arrnge Kr Li,
Kisi Ne Pucha-6Month K Baby Ki Brthday Kaise,
Sonu-Me Semester System Ko Follow Krta Hu.....:)

Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Wah Wah
Dil Karta Hai K Tere Nazuk Hoto Ko Chum Lu
Par
Teri Behti Nak Ne Irada Badal Diya

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Very Funny

Ek Admi Sadhu Se Bola,Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,
Koi Upay Batao.Sadhu Bola,Saale Upay Hota 2 Mai Sadhu Kyo Banta..:)
hahahahahhahaha

Dada : Beta,Andar Se Mere Dant to Le Aa.
Sonu : Par Dadaji Abhi Roti to Bani Nahi.
Dada : Samne Wali Budhiya Ko Smile Deni Hai..:)

Boy to Girl : Mere Sath Dance Karogi?
Girl : Mai Bacche Ke Sath Dance Nahi Karti.
Boy : Sorry Mujhe Pata Nahi Tha Ki Tum Pregnent Ho.. :)

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Very Funny SMS

Judge- Tumhari Itani Himmat Ki Tumne Din-Dahade Chori Ki?
Chor- Kya Karu Saab! Raat Me Mujhe Bahut Neend Aati Hai.

Judge- Bolo Tum Kaun Sa Dand Lena Chahoge?
30 Din Ki Jail Ya 3000 Rupaye?
Chor- Main 3000 Rupaye Lena Pasand Karunga.

Employee : Sir Meri Salary Badha Do Meri Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Boss : Factory K Bahar Hone Wale Hadse Ke Liye Factory Jimmewar Nahi.

Ek Bathroom Me Likha Tha : Paani Nahi Hai,
Parantu Kagzi Kaarvayi Poori Kar Ke Jayen.... :)
hahahahahahhahaha..:)

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Funny Jokes

Judge : U R Crossing D Limits.
Lawyer : Kaun Saala Aisa Kehta Hai?
Judge : How Dare U Call Me Saala?
Lawyer : My Lord, I Said Kn 'Sa Law' Khta H? ..:)


Judge :- Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kam Kiya?
Muzrim : Hamare Karan Hi Police Aur Adalat Me Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hui Hai.


Judge : Tum Jaante Ho Jhooth Bolkar Kahan Jaoge?
Chor : Narak Me. Judge: Aur Sach Bolkar?
Chor : Jail Me......hahahahha...:)


Judge : Ghadi Churane Ka Arop Siddh Nahi Ho Paane Par Apko Bari Kiya Jata Hai.
Chor : Yani Mai Ab Wah Ghadi Pehan Sakta Hu? ...:)

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Funny SMS

Malik: Uff, Maine Tumhe Na Jane Kis Ghadi Me Naukri Par Rakha Tha?
Naukar: Malik, Apne Mujhe Ghdi Me Nahi Balki Apni Dukan Me Naukari Pr Rkha.


Lali: Mere Khayal Se Kisi Bhi Mahila Ke 35 Ke Bad Bachche Nahi Hone Chahie.
Doli: Bilkul Sahi, Mera Bhi Yahi Sochna Hai Ki 35 Bchche Hi Kafi hai.... :)


Kanjush Ram Apni Pregnant Biwi Ko Pizza Hut Lekar Gaya.
Kyo??
Kyonki Unke Wahan Free Delivery Ki Facility Hai. .. :)


Jyotishi- 35 Ki Umra Tak Tum Dukhi Rahoge.
Champat- Uske Baad?
Jyotishi- Fir Tumhe Aise Hi Jeene Ki Aadat Pad Jayegi..:)

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Love Shayari

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again
if no 1 cares 4 u that means i am not in this world.

*Cute Husband's Love Quote about his Wife*
"Even my child started 2 Walk without any SUPPORT..
But,
My Wife still holds my Hand while walking.

You are like the sunshine so warm,
You are like sugar, so sweet. .
You are like you
And that's the reason why i love you...

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Best Shayari

Morning i do not eat Because i think of you
At noon i do not eat Because i think of you
Evening i do not eat Because i think of you
Night i do not sleep Because i am Hungry!

U must be a good Runner Because u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Because u have stolen my Heart
& i am always a Bad shooter Because i miss u always.

Friendship must be like eyes,
Because they move together,
They see together,
They sleep together,
But they never like 2 see tears of each other.

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Funny Shayari

Kissing is d Best Practice 4 Lips,
It keeps the Lips
Wet, soft, Flexible and Reddish Pink.
So alwz keep kissng
To
Sweet Children Only.. :D

Morning i do not eat bcz i think of u
At noon i do not eat bcz i think of u
Evening i do not eat bcz i think of u
Night i do not sleep bcz i m Hungry!.. :D

U must be a good Runner Bcoz u r always Running in my Mind,
u must be a good Thief Bcoz u hav stolen my Heart
& i m always a Bad shooter Bcoz i miss u always.

Once people told me love is true
i did not believe it till i found u
Now that u r gone, I m going crazy
I wish u were here n tell me"I LOVE U"

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Best Shayari

Some times the world gives so many Reasons 2hate it
but when ever it happens i just stop n Think of U n say
"How can i Hate dis world wen U r a Part of it.

Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u Bcz
Every day i pray God 2 take care of u.

Quote by a hurted flirt*
"I lost my life when i was in love
So i m searching life now
Bcz i lost my Love now..

Whenever we find d key 2 success,
Some idiots change d lock...
So, 4get d key... Learn 2 break d Doors!
Then you will rock d world.

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Missing Shayari

Life is 4 living, i live 4u.
Songs r 4 singing, i sing 4u.
Love is 4 caring, i care 4u.
Angels r 4 keeping, can i keep u?

Do u knw abt d things which live after death?
Eyes 31 minutes
Brain 10 mnts
Legs 4 hours
Skin 5 days
Heart 10 mnts
Bones 30 days
LOVE- 4EVER.

Boy purposed a Girl, she rejected.
He was not sad so friends asked Y u don't feel?
Boy: Ya should i feel? Lost 1 who never Loved me.
C lost d 1 who really Love her.

Every second God Remembers u,
Every minute God bless u,
Every hour God cares 4u bcz
Evry day i pray God 2 take care of u...

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Funny SMS

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya..

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Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics

Best Shayari: Hindi Songs Lyrics: "                      ***Tere liye..... Jaagi jaagi soyi na main saari raat, tere liye Bheegi bheegi palkein meri udaas, tere liye Haan ja..."

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Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa

Best Shayari: Shayari From Fanaa: "E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde, Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde. Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine, Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde. Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai..."

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Mix Shayari

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

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Dil mein aansuyo

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

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sms shayaris

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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SMS For Fun

Maa : Nalayak kha thi itni raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath,
Maa : Kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti : To kya hua FAIR & LVELY H NA.. :)


Boy : I Love You..
Girl : Meri chappal ka size dekha h kya?
Boy : Oh ho..
Propose kiya nhi ki gift Maagna bhi suru.. :)


Dost Ruthe to Rab ruthe,
Fir ruthe to jag chute,
Agar fir ruthe to Dil tute,
Or agar fir bhi rothe to..
UTHA DUNDA
Maar tab tak ke jab tak Dunda na tute.. :)


San 1980-Bhaisab! Engineer sahb ka ghar konsa h?
"Wo jo bada bangla h, wo"

2010 'excuse me, yha Engineer ka ghar konsa h?
"Abe kisi bhi ghar me ghus ja".. :)

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Funny SMS Shayari

Lofer & offer me kya fark h ?
agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko prpose kre to "Lofer"
oragar koi ladki ladke ko prpose kre to "Offer"... :)


A chinese couple Mr. Hua & Mrs Hue.
Hua Had white twin babies, They named
Jo-Hua,
So Hua,
Next Year they had a black Baby
They named
Ye-kya-Hua... :)


Judge:- You are accused of RAPE, so you are Fined Rs.11464,
Man:- My lord why exactly Rs.11464..???
judge:- Rs.10000 for rape 4% VAT &10.2% Entertainment Tax... :)


Madam: 1 taraf paisa or 1 taraf Dimag ,
Kya loge ?
Boy: Paisa
madam: galat, agar main hoti to Dimag leti,
Boy: Jiske pass jo nhi wo wahi leta h .... :)


Beta : Papa ye sms kise kahte h or ye kiske kaam aata h ?
Papa : Beta ye VIP log bhejte h or KANJOOS logo ke padhne ke kaam aata h.. :)

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Funny SMS

Aaj kal ki duniya me
Sarif
Smart
Sachey
Decent
or pyare
Dost milna bhut muskil h,

main ab tk heran hu ki,
tumne mujhe dhund kese liya...


Rajsthani aurat ne tej aati bus ko roka.
Driver- Kate jano h?
Aurat- jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio hai,
zara bus ko poo-poo baajai de... :)

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SMS Shayari

Hichkiyon ka aana band ho gya ,
Shayad humara dost humse tang ho gya ,
phone aana To bhut door ki baat ,
msg aana bhi band ho gya...

Itne khushkismat to hum na the ,
kitaab e taqudir me sitam kam na the ,
Phir kyo hum khuda ko itna bha gye ki ,
Bankar Dost tum zindgi me aa gye...

Hawao ke saath ek arman bheja h ,
SMS ke jariye ek paigam bheja h ,
Fursat mile to kabul krna ,
SMS ke bhane se pyar bheja h...

Aap ke saath rahte-rahte aapki aadat ho gye ,
Aap se baat krte-krte apse chahat ho gye ,
Ek pal na milo to becheni C lagti h ,
Dosti nibhate-nibhate mohbbat ho gye...

Jism mera sanse aapki ban chuki h ,
Dil mera or dhadkne aapki ban chuki h ,
ab kaise btaun aap ko ye jo apka pyar h ,
Wo meri zindgi ban chuki h...

Ek pakija mohbbat ke talabgar the ,
aazmakar dekhte bhut wfadar the ,
humne bhi daman me khushiyo ko sametna chaha ,
Shayad isi khwaish k gunehgar the....

Sitare nikalte h ke raat aaye ,
main kya likhu ke apka jwab aaye ,
sitaro c chamak to nhi pr main kya kru ,
Ki aap jaisa kanjoos 1 SMS krke record bnaye...

Ye aarju thi kuch aisa bhi hua hota ,
meri kami ne tujhe rula diya hota ,
Hum laut aate tere paas 1 lumhe me,
BUs 1 bar tere labo pe mera naam aaya to hota...

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""Mohabbat shayari...

Labon pe aaj unka Naam aa gaya,
Pyase pass jaise Jaam aa Gaya,
Dole kadam to gire unki Bahon mein ja kar,
Aaj Hamara Pina hi Hamare Kaam Aa Gaya.

Nafrat tum Kabhi na Karna Humse,
Hum yeh she nahi payenge,
Ek Baar Keh Dena Humse Jarurat Nahi ab Tumhari.
Aapki Duniya Se hans Kar Chale Jayenge.

Tere Dil Ko Sajayange apne armaan deker,
Tere labon ko Hasayange apni Muskaan dekar,
Dosti ki Kasam Tuje Kafan Se Utha le aayenge,
Tere Jism Mein Apni JAAN dekar.

Phool Hote to teri Rahon mein bichh jaate hum,
Gum hote to tuje Kabhi na Satate hum,
yeh or baat hai ki teri Jaan Hai Hum,
na hote to bhi tum pe JAAN lutate hum

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Tuje Ansu bhari who Dua mile Jise Kabhi
na inkar khuda kare, Tuje
Hasrat Na Rahe Kabhi Jannat ki Tere
Aangan mein Mohabbaton ki aisi hawa chale.

Lab Khulte Hai Band Ho Jate Hai,
Sacche Dost Milte Hai Bichad Jate Hai,
Per Jab Saath Bitaye Din Yaad Aate Hai Toh
Hasti Aankhon Se Bhi Aansoo Nikal Aate Hai.

Aapse Dur Bhala Hum Kaise reh paate,
Dil Se aapko Kaise Bhula paate,
Kaash ki aap sanso ke alava aaine mai bhi base hote.
Khud ko bhi dekhte toh aap NAZAR aate.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Kisi Khush Naseeb ki Taqdir hai aap,
Khwabo ki sachchi tasvir hai aap,
Aur kya kahe aapki shaan main,
Mere hathon main dosti ki lakeer hai aap.

Rishton ki Dori Kamjor Hoti Hai,
Aankhon ki baaten dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab b puchha dosti ka matlab
Hamari ungli Hamesha aapki orr hoti hai
aapki ungli ???????

Dil ma umang chhe, pan umang ma tu nathi,
Chandra ni chhe chandni pan poonam ni raat nathi,
Sagar ma moti gana chhe pan teni mane jaroor nathi,
Hu tane kai kehva mangu chhu pan mara ma himmat nathi.

Tu kahi sake tem chhe pan tu kehva ni nathi,
Mara Dil ma tu ne tu j chhe pan tara Dil ma hu jnathi
ek hi nazar main aap dost ban gaye,
do baatein hamne ki, ke sara jahan ban gaye,
Pass rehkar bhi log hamare ban na paye,
Door rehkar bhi aap khaas ban gaye.

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phansi kha le

Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

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bhua g

Girl to teacher: Sir, class de sare munde meinu bhua bhua kehnde ne.

Teacher: Kon kon ehnu bhua kehnda hai, hath kada karu.

Sante to bina sab ne hath kada kar lita.

Teacher: Sante, tu ehnu bhua nahi kehda?

Santa: Sir, mein te ehna sab da FUFFARH han.

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64 dant

Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

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hoy panjabi

Ik vari bohot sare lok CM Sahib di kothi samne ikathe ho ke nahre maran lagge: "CM Sahib Zindabad, CM Sahib Zindabad"

Deputy CM: CM Sahib, assi ehna lokan nu na bijli diti na pani dita, fir v eh lok sanu zindabad zindabad kiyon keh rahe ne.

CM: Oye putt, eh oh lok ne jehde inverters te generators supply karde ne.

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""English & Hindi Mix Shayari...

Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"dam'n I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….
waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make
sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz
broken hearts have no spare parts.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi...

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""Best Shayari

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey…..PoOoOoH!!!

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain..

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""Mohabbat shayari

""Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Kuch bhi kaha nahi jaye,

Dard saha nahi jaye.

Ho ke juda jan-e-ada,

Ab to raha nahi jaye.

Mane na dil diwana,

Jalta rahe parwana.

Meine to ki tumse wafa,

Tumne nahi pahchana.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Jeena sanam dushwar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Hoton pe gam k tarane,

Ashkon me doobe fasane.

Tanhaeyan charon taraf,

Aao mujhe bahlane.

Sanson ki saman bujha doon,

Kese tumhe mein bhula doon.

Jo aksh hai dil me mere,

Kese usse mein mita doon.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Mushkil bada intejar ho gaya.

Kash tum mujhse ek bar kaho,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.

Vade-e-wafa ikrar karo,

Tumko mujhse pyar ho gaya.""

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""I AM Afraid To..

""I AM Afraid To Close My Eyes
I Might Think Of You,
I AM Afraid To Open TheM
Cuz I Might See You,
I M Afraid To Move My Lips
Cuz I Might Speak Of You,
I M Afraid To Listen
Cuz I Might Hear My Heart Fall For You…""

""Chand Ke Liye Sitare Anek Hai,
Magar Sitaronke Liye Chand Ek Hi Hai,
Tere Liye Deewane Anek Hai
Magar Mere Liye Tu Ek Hi Hai…""

""PHOOLO KI MAHAKTI FIZOWN SE
INKAAR KISKO HAI !
CHAAND SITARO KI CHANDNI RATON
SE BHI INKAAR KISKO HAI !!
HUM TO JEE RAHE HAI KEVAL AAPKI
KHUSHIYO KI KHAATIR !!!
VARNA ISS GUMO SE BHARI JINDAGI
SE PYAAR KISKO HAI !!!!""

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""Logonko Kehte Suna..

""Logonko Kehte Suna Hai Aksar,
Zinda Rahe To Phir Milenge,
Magar Is Dilne Mehsoos Kiya Hai
Milte Rahenge, To Zinda Rahenge…""

""Aapki Mehfilka Mausam Suhana Lage,
Ek Pal Chura Lun Agar Bura Na Lage,
Aap Hame Milkar Bhul Jaoge
Par Aapko Bhulane Me Shayad Zamana Lage…""

""Deewane Hai Tere Naam Ke Is Baatse Inkar Nahi,
Kaise Kahe Ki Hamein Aapse Pyar Nahi,
Kuch To Kasoor Hai Aapki Nigahonka
Hum Akele To Gunehgaar Nahi…""

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""Funny shayari

L———-

O———

V———

E———

L=loss of money.

O=out of mind.

V=vaste of time.

E=end of life.

so dont’t LOVE.

ONLY LINE MARO………….

""Daru pio to aankhe lal,

Mehndi lagao to haath lal,

Kiss karo to lips lal,

Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,

Bach gaye to jio mere lal...""

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""Life Is For Living....

Life Is For Living,

I Live For You,

DreaMs Are For DreaMing,

I DreaM For You,

Wishes Are For Wishing

I Wish For You,

Hearts Are For Beating

Mine Beats For You,

Angels Are For Keeping

Can I Keep You???

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""I Like U Marte Dam..

I Like You Utna,

U Like Me Jitna,

I Like U Tabse,

U Like Me Jabse,

I Like U Tab Tak,

U Like Me Jab Tak,

U Like Me Jane Kab Tak,

But I Like U Marte Dam Tak..

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""Ek too hi hai meri...

""Ek too hi hai meri “Friend”
Girl friend mai kiya janu.
Kise hota hai “pyar” bhala isko mai kiya janu.
Mai to tere pyar ki khusboo dil se hi pahchanu.""

""Teri muhabbat aisi hai phoolo mai jaise gulab
Mai kitna bhi karun tang rahti hai hardam paas.
Jab bhi karta hoon dil se yaad,
Turant aa jati hai miss call ke saath""

""Sapne mai roz aati hai mujhko bahut satati hai
Tera satana pyar jatana karta hai pagal diwana
Mere gale se lipat kar too karti hai ji bhar kar pyar
Tujh jaisi koi nahi jo karti hai itna pyar.""

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""Surkh aankho se jab..

""Surkh aankho se jab woh dekhte hai..
hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete hai..
kaun milaye un aankho se aakhe..
suna hai woh aakho se apna bana lete hai.!""

""Kash Tu samaj paata k pyaar kitna hai,
Ose jataane me dard itna hai,
Log ikrar karke bhi aasu bahaaya karte hai,
Hum izhaar kiye bina khoon se nahaaya karte hai,
Kash Tu samaj paata...""

""wo kehte hai ki hum unhe pehle kyo nahi mile
na jaane zindagi mein aur kitne hai shikwe aur gile
ab mile hai toh kaun sa apna bana sakte ho
zindagi ki shikayatein kya ab mita sakte ho..""

""Jo dard unki aankhon mein hain
wo humne iss dil mein mehsoos kiya hain
log ise mohabbat kahe ya fir paagalpan
humne toh ise khuda ka naam diya hai..""

""Aisa nahi ki aapki yaad aati nahi,
Khata sirf itni hai ke hum batate nahi,
DOSTI aapki anmol hai humare liye,
Samajhte ho aap, isiliye hum jatate nahi...""

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""Aye dost gam na ..

""Aye dost gam na kar
takdir badalti rahti hai
shisha shisha hi rahta hai
tasvir badalti rahti hai...

""Bahoot karib magar zindagi se door houn mein,
gamoun se door houn phir bhi khushi se door houn mein.
yeh baat aur hai ki tu door nahin mujhe se,
teri nigah mein rahkar tujhi se door houn mein..""


""Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Teri aankh ka aansoon aapni aankh se gira sakta hoon !!""

""Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega.
aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun,
maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega...""

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""Wo mil jate hai kahani ..

""Usko Chaha Bhi To Izhaar Na Karna Aaya

Lut Gaye Hum Magar Pyar Na Karna Aaya

Usne Maangi Bhi To Judaai Maangi

Aur Hum They Humay Inkaar Bhi Na Karna Aaya..""

""Wo mil jate hai kahani bankar...

Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar...

Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aakho mein..

Kyo nikal jate hai wo pani bankar..""

""hum tumhara intezaar karte hi reh gaye,

tumhare judaai ko sehte hi reh gaye,

lakh thamne ki koshish ki magar ,

ye kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye ..""

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""Kab toot jaaye kasam...

""Kab toot jaaye kasam hi to hai,

Kab badal jaaye nazar hi to hai,

tu mere saath ki aadat mat daal,

kab bichad jaaye zindagi hi to hai..""

""Do Kadam TO Sab Chal Lete Hain, Par,

Zindagi Bhar Ka Saath Koi Nahi Nibhata

Agar Ro kar Bhulaai Jaati Yaadein

To Hanskar Koi Ghum Naa Chupata!""

""Jaane Kya Sochkar Lehrein Sahil Se Takraakar Laut Jaati Hai,

Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Wo Kinaare Se bewafaai Karti Hai,

Yaa Laut kar Milne Ka Waada Nibhaati Hai!""

""Aasoo-on Ke Chalne Ki Aawaaz Nahi Hoti,

Dil Ke Tootne Ki Aahat Nahi Hoti!!

Agar Hota Khuda Ko Har Dard Ka Ehsaas,

To Usey Dard Dene Ki Aadat Nahi Hoti!!!!!""

""Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan

Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan

Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan

Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!""

""aisa rumaal hi kahan

jo mere asoon ko poch sake

tumhara aisa yeah dil kahan jo

mere haal ko samajh sake""

""KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse,

Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE.

Magar AisA na Ho Ke

Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye

Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE""

""Ujdha Sansarr Lugg Rahi Hay Duniya

Bhojal Beemar Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya

Jiss Din Say Gaye Ho Tum Uss Din Say Mujhey

"Baasi Akhbar" Lagg Rahi Hay Duniya""

""hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein

ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein

beshak milne naa aaye par

char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein""

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""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan....

""""Ishq ka baaki imtihaan aaj bhi hai
dil par tera nishaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh bhool gaye jaake nai duniya me
tere liye koi preshaan aaj bhi hai

log bhoole hai jala tha kisi ka ghar yaha par
magar khandhar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

jamane ka kya bigda jo lut gaya kisi ka jahan
jamana toh mutmaaeen aaj bhi hai

nibhaya hai tumne khoob wafa ka vaada
meri peeth pe khanzar ka nishaan aaj bhi hai

banaya tha jo tumne hamari kabr-e-ishq pe
wo mehel aalishaan aaj bhi hai

tumne jaani me apne, na kasar kuch rakkha
fir kyu atki hui meri jaan aaj bhi hai

tum toh kehte the k tum bhool gaye ho ranzish
fir kyu meri maut ka saamaan aaj bhi hai""""

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""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota...

""""Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai,,
K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai,,

Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataun?
Dil ki gali Mein sannata bohut Hai,,

Na milne Ki kasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne,,
Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai,,

Ye Aankhein Aur Kya Dekhein Kisi Ko,,
In Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut Hai,,

Na Jaane Kyun Bacha Rakhe Hein Aansoo,,
Shayad mujhe Rona bohut hai,,

Tujhe maloom To hoga mere humdum,,
Tujhe ek Shakhs Ne Chaha bohut hai.!""""

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""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat ...

""""Ye dil tujhe itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Tu kitna bhi mujhse talkh e talluk rakhle,
Zikr phir bhi tera meri zaban pe aata kyu hai..

Yuh to hai kayi fasle tere mere bich,
Lgata phir bhi tu mujhko meri jaan sa kyu hai..

Teri furkat main tadapne ki ho chuki hai adat meri,
Tere dur hone ka phir bhi ehsaas mujko rulata kyu hai..

Ye jaanta hu ke tujhko nahi mohabbat mujhse,
Magar phir bhi lab pe mere tera hi naam aata kyu hai..

Hai yaqeen tujhko paana na hoga mumqeen mere liye,
Ye dil phir bhi roz umeed ki shama jalata kyu hai..

Mehsus ki hai berukhi teri baato mian kayi baar maine,
Lehjo wo phir bhi tera mujhko itna bhata kyu hai..

Hai khabar mujhko nikalega tu meri chahat ka janaza ek din,
Mann mera phir bhi tere khwab sajata kyu hai..

Gar bichad na hi hai to khuda humko milata kyu hai,
KAMSIN ko akhir wo itna satata kyu hai..

Dil mera tujhko itni shiddat se chahta kyu hai,
Har saans ke sath tera hi naam aata kyu hai..""""

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""Sad Shayari..

""""Is jahaan mein kaash yeh mohabbat na hoti,
Shararat na hoti,Shikayat na hoti,
Naino mai kisi ke nazakat na hoti,
Na hoti bekrari,na hote hum tanha,
Agar jahan me kambhkat ye mohabbat na hoti!!!!
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti..
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin Khuda ne bhi Jeena ke liye zindagi de di....""""


""""Honton Pe Hansi Dekh Li Dil ke Ander Nahi Dekha,
Aap Ne Mere Gahmon ka Samunder Nahi Dekha,
Kitni khoob Surat Hai ye Duniya ye Dekha hai Aap Ne,
Jee Jee ke Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahi Dekha,
Sheeshay ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya Hai Dost,
Lekin waqt ke Hath ka Pather Nahi Dekha,
Rishton ke Tootney ka Dard Tum Kya Jano,
Wo Lamha Tum Ne Kabhi Jee Kar Nahi Dekha,
Bhatkey Roshni ki Talash Mein Na jane Kahan Kahan,
Afsos ke Apni Rooh ke Ander Nahi Dekha…""""

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Nafrat

Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Usne salaam likh ke bheja.Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai?
Usne chand likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye?
Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kab miloge?
Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha kis se darte ho?
Usne muhabbat ka anjaam likh ke bheja.

Maine pucha tumhe nafrat kis se hai?
Usne..Mera hi naam likh ke bhejaa�

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khaamosh

�do chaar lafz kahake mai.n Khaamosh ho gayaa,
vo muskuraa ke bole bahut bolate ho tum..�

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Mamma Mamma

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii�.
Santa Singh�Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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mohabat

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du�

Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.

Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote�!

Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.

darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye..

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shayri dil juban se

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Zaroori toh nahi ke jeene ke liye koi sahara ho
zaroori toh nahi ke hum jis ke hai woh bhi hamara ho
kuch kashtiyaa dhoob jaaya karti hai
zaroori toh nahi ke har kashti ke liye kinara ho
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Jee lete hain Koi humein agar kahe bura,
dua dekar usse honton ko hum see lete hain
Dard ho chahe kaisa,
zehar yeh chupke se hum pee lete hain
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ek woh din tha jab tere nazare mere aankhon se mile
phir woh din aaya jab mere ankhon se dard ka aansoon bahe
aaj woh din hai jab mere toote dil se lahoo hi nikale
kab woh din aayega jab mere seene se tere dil nikelenge
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Ban sahara be-saharo ke liye
ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye
jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye
jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
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Dard ko na dekhiye dard se
dard ko bhi dard hota hai
dard ko bhi zaroorat hai pyar ki
aahir pyar mein dard hitoh hamdard hota hai
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Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai
tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi
phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai
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Wo lamhe humein yaad na rahe toh kya hoga
tere siva kuch bhi aabaad na rahe toh kya hoga
aisi hai yeh dil ki majbooriyaan kaise batau
inn saanson mein ab tera naam na rahe toh kya hoga
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Zakhm aisa diya ke koi dawa kaam na aaye,,
aag aise lagaye ke paani se bhi na bhuj paaye,,
Aaj bhi rote hain unhe yaad karke...
JISSE HAMARI YAAD KABHI NA AAYE........ ........
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Duao ki bheed mein ek dua hamari
jis mein maangi hai humne har khushi tumhari
jab bhi aap muskuraaye dil se
samjho dua kabool hui hamari
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Mere dil ki yahi thi khwahish tujhe apna bana sakku
dard-e-dil ka haal sunna sakku
tum ne kabhi dekha hi nahi meri taraf pyar se
mauka mila hi nahi ke mein dil ki baat tumhe bata sakku
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Judaai ke yeh lamhe kitne ajeeb hai
tu door ho ke bhi mere kareeb hai
hum ek ho kar bhi anjaan hai ik dooje se
yeh kaise hamare naseeb hai
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Teri Qurbat mili ..magar tera Sahara na Milaa..
Qareeb puhanch ker bhi Sahil ke Kinara na Mila..
Dekhta Raha Gaur se mai hatheli apniii
Magar Mujhay apni Kismat ka Sittara na Mila...
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yaado main kabhi aap bhi khoye hoge
khuli aankho se kabhi aap bhi soye hoge
maana hasna hai aadat ghum chupaane ki
par haste haste kabhi aap bhi roye hoge-hassan ali
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rooth gaya hai mujhko manane wala
ab koii nahi hai nakhre uthane wala
par jaane kyu sochta hai ye khula darwaza
shayad rasta bhool gaya hai aane wala
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ansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya na karo...
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataaya na karo...
dunya kisi ka zakham nahi samjte hai...
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo-hassan ali...
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Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai,
Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa,
khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.
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INSAAN KE KANDHO PE INSAN JA RAHE THE,
KAFAN ME LIPTE KUCH ARMAN JA RAHE THE,
JINHE MILI BEWAFAI MOHABBAT ME,
WAFA KI TALASH ME WO SHAMSHAAN JA RAHE THE..
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Kin lafzon mein itni kadvi kasili baat likhoon,
Main sach likoon ke apne haalat likhoon,
Kaise likhoon main chandni raatein,
Jab garam ho ret to kaise main barsat likhoon.
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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaaye nahi jaate,
sabhi lowg mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch door reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate!
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Who IK Dost jo pyara sa Lagta Hain,
Bahut Pass Hai Dil k Phir bhi Juda Sa Lagta hain,
Bahut Dino Se Aaya Nahi Koi Paigam Uska,
Shayad Kisi Baat Pe Khafa sa Lagta hain-hassan ali
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zindagi to ek khwab hai,
woh zindagi kiya jismay khwab nahi hotay,
hath ke lakiron ko kismat na samajhna,
kismat unke bhi hote hai, zinkay hath nahi hotay.
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Ro Chuka Hu Me Itna Mujhe Kya Rulaega Koi,
Sun Chuka Hu Me Sab Kuch Mujhe Kya Bataega Koi,
Azmana Chahte Ho To Azmake Dekh Lo Mujhe,
Main Ek Bujhi Hui Shama Hu Mujhe Kya Bujhaega Koi !!!!!
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Jab mujhe chorr ke ek din tu chali jaaye gi
kasam khuda ki mujhe teri yaad bohat aaye gi
jab kabhi lage gi towkar tere pathar dil ko
tab ja kar kahin tu apne kiye pe pachtaaye gi
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AshkoN ko humne kayi baar roka,
phir bhi na jane kyoN ankheN dhoka de gayi,
Bharosa to tha hameiN apne aap par magar,
unka zikr aate hi naa jane kyoN palkeN nam ho gayi.
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jaane waale chale jaate hain dost......
yaadein bhi khaak ho jaati hain.....
bas kuchh palon ki baatein hain.....
fir to parchhai bhi saath chhod jaati hai...
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KABHI HUM BHEEGTE HAIN CHAAHTON KI TEZ BAARISH MEIN........
KABHI BARSON NAHI MILTE KISI HALKI SI RANJISH MEIN........ ..
BOHUT HAIN ZAKHAM IS DIL MEIN MAGAR EK ZAKHAM AISA HAI......
JAL UTHATA HAI RAATON MEIN JO LOTA DETA HAI BAARISH MEIN......
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Jis shaam mere lab per tera naam na aaye...,
Khuda kare aisi shaam na aaye...;
Aai jaane wafa, ye kabhi mumkin hi nahin...,
Afsaana likhnu aur tera naam na aaye..!!!!
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Wishwas ban ker log jindgi me ate hai wo
khwab banker ankho me sama jate hai wo
pahle to yakin dilate hai ki wo hamare hain
fir jane kuo tanha bana jata hai wo.
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Log apna banake chhod dete hain,
Rishta gairo se jod lete hain,
Hum to ek Phool bhi na tod sake,
Log to dil bhi tod dete hain,
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Ankho Me Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaro Ko
Aab Dur Talak Sirf Raat Hogi
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hai
Kisi Na Kisi Mod Par Fir Mulakat Hogi..
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Silsila pyar ka na khatam hua,,
juda hokar bhi ishq na kam hua,,
Vaada jinse kiye humse,,
Woh dard dekar,,Bewafa hua......... .
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Bhari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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mast shayri

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